She was a virgin on the way to Paris but not on the way home
This is a true story about a young woman I met and treated to a trip to Paris to see two museums she was interested in. It goes on for quite a few pages before even hinting at sex so unless you are willing to suffer though my feeble attempts at being a tour guide this probably isn't for you.
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I'm Chuck Langdon, a thirty-two year old artist and finally decided to take a couple of weeks off and just relax. I wasn't taking any paints, brushes or canvas; it was just going to be a mini vacation from everything I do week in and week out. A few years back I invested in a small log cabin up in the woods of Maine for just such a holiday and I was on my way.
I was on a plane heading for Portland, Maine from Philadelphia and the plane wasn't even half full. An hour into the flight I accidently made eye contact with a very pretty young woman sitting in the same row I was in but she was in the middle row of seats. We exchanged smiles but when she got up to use the lavatory she stopped and we chatted a minute or so about the bumpy flight. On her way back to her seat she stopped again and since there were two unused seats next to me I invited her to join me. Who knew where it would lead.
She introduced herself as Amy and was twenty-four and was heading up to her sister's place in a small town halfway between the airport and my cabin. She was going to rent a car but when I offered to give her a ride in my rental she cancelled her idea of renting one and chose to take me up on my offer of a ride.
Our conversation ranged all over the place and when she heard I was an artist she went a little bonkers.
"I love art and am taking some art courses in college and am hoping to get a job in that field when I graduate."
"That's great. Just keep plugging away and you'll make it." I answered.
One thing led to another and she asked if I had ever sold any of my work. To an artist that is subject better left unasked. But I had sold a lot so I just had to brag a bit and answered in the affirmative.
She asked my name and every passenger anywhere near us had to hold their ears for the screech she let out when I answered her.
"Chuck, you aren't going to believe this but a lot of your work was shown in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City last year and I attended the show. Holy shit, what a coincidence."
"Well, I hope you enjoyed the show. It was very well attended and I was able to sell almost every piece."
"Oh my God, meeting someone as famous as you in the field I am studying is going to be in my memory forever."
She was getting me embarrassed and I just laughed a bit.
She wasn't going to let up on this conversation about art and when I asked her if she had ever visited Paris to see two of the most famous art museums in the world ; The Louvre and the Musรฉe d' Orsay, she almost flipped out.
"Oh how I wish I had. They house some of my favorites." And with that she began to list the pieces she was in love with that were on display in those two museums.
"Why don't you go and see them?" I asked. She just looked at me and gave the universal sign for money by rubbing her thumb and index finger together.
"I went through the trouble of getting my passport last year but then found that I was too short of cash to make the trip. I still always carry the passport with me hoping that someday I'll win the lottery and get to go over to Gay Paree."
The plane was in its landing pattern and I asked if she would like to grab a bite to eat before we headed north in my rental car. Just in case she was short of cash I said, "My treat"
She almost jumped out of the seat saying that she would love to.
We grabbed our luggage from the carousel and I signed up for the rental car and were on our way to a little restaurant a few miles from the airport I had enjoyed on another trip.
While waiting for our food she began to rattle off the names of the paintings and sculptures that she loved that were on display in the Paris museums and it was obvious she knew more about them than I did and that gave me a huge kick.
When we had finished eating and were sipping our coffee I made an offer:
"Amy, as I told you I had sold almost all of the work I had on display at the MOMA show and came away with a ton of money. Your love and knowledge of art has encouraged me to make you an offer but I'm hoping you aren't going take what I'm about to say the wrong way. I would be happy to take you to Paris to see those museums and the art work you have been talking about. The whole trip will be on me, airfare, hotel, food etc. etc. I'll even throw in a thousand for you to get any clothes you might think you needed for such a trip."
The look on her face led me to believe I had just made a huge mistake . She looked down at the table and when she brought her face up to look at me there were tears pouring down her cheeks.
"What you just said tells me you think I am some kind of whore. I'm not. In fact, I'm a virgin."
I knew I had made a terrible mistake but it really was unintentional so I tried to solve the problem with,
"Amy that came out all wrong so let me try and make my offer clearer. I said I would take you to Paris and that must have made you think I wanted you to accompany me as if we were boyfriend /girlfriend. Nothing could be further from the truth. I simply thought that if I were with you I would be able to explain some of the things the artists did to get the effects they had mastered. Just to clear the table of the negative connotations you read into what I had offered let me make it simpler. I would be happy to fund a trip to Paris for you without me being along. Your interest in art has me fascinated and the only thing I would ask is that when you return from the trip we get together and have you tell me all about your visit to the museums."
"Why would you do something so generous?" she asked as she was wiping away her tears.
"Well, since I am in that field and it has been so good to me financially I thought it would be sort of a payback from me to a new artist. If you would rather not go just forget I even offered and let's go jump in the rental car and we'll be on our way."