"Ass first, or dick?"
Brit shut off the water and regarded her naked roommate, Dave, as he stood up in the tub. Water dripped down his pecs and drew contours in his pubic hairs.
"Maybe I'll try this on my own," he said, pulling his left hand in front of his tiny member to hide it.
Brit smacked his hand away, and her brown breasts jiggled beneath her taut cami. "No, that's a girlfriend's job."
Dave gave a reluctant chuckle. "Girlfriend" was how he explained their living situation to his parents. Brit told her family that Dave was her gay best friend, the gay part still untrue only for the next couple of hours.
"On your knees," she instructed. Dave knelt in the water and put his hands on the back of the tub, ass towards his roommate.
"No, no," she said. "You look like a sad horse." She pushed down on the small of his back. "Point your hole up to the ceiling."
Dave kinked his hairy rear upward, ran his hand through his wet hair, and stared back over his shoulder.
"Good," she said. Dave watched her squirt shave gel into her hand. It was in a white bottle whose logo featured the outline of a bikini and legs. As Brit began to smear the gel on his ass, Dave turned away and closed his eyes.
"You ever play with your ass?" she asked.
"Just with a finger."
"Well your guy tonight, he said he's a top." She ran a finger up his slit, starting from the taint. Dave moaned.
"Good," she cooed. She broke out her pink razor, shook it in the hot water, and began shaving. Dave loved the feeling. It wasn't the first time Brit had seen him naked. While they had pinky-sworn that they would never fuck, they kept a liberal clothing policy while in the apartment. But they had never had this kind of physical contact.
Dave heard the apartment door open, heard a "hello",and flinched.
Brit smacked his ass hard. "Stop it, do you want me to slip and cut you?" she hissed. Then she yelled over her shoulder, "in here!"
It was Brit's girlfriend Jan. "Ooh, preparing for the big date," she giggled.
"It's his first time," said Brit. Dave wished Brit hadn't said that. Jan had never seen Dave naked, but Jan and Brit fucked with the door open all the time.
Brit spread Dave's right cheek and ran the razor along his crack.
"I remember my first time," said Jan. "Right after I began transitioning."
Brit spread the other cheek and shaved there, then ran her finger up the crack again to clear away the hair. She rinsed her finger in the hot water, dabbed a little shaving cream, and began massaging his hole.