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A Last Boy Scout standalone short story.
This is an entry in the NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST 2015. Nothing earth-shattering, just a playful little story, with a couple of characters from my series The Last Boy Scout, and new friends. I hope you enjoy it.
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Jeannie was mortified.
She wanted desperately to be a member of Rho Iota Epsilon; her mother would be devastated if she wasn't. She'd endured the normal hazing, the cold showers taken while racing against the other pledges to repeat the Greek alphabet, cleaning the toilets with her toothbrush, the yelling and name calling, being woken up at night, even the embarrassing skits.
But this was too much.
She knew she shouldn't delay, that it wasn't going to get much better. There were only three people on the sidewalk in front of the building. She braced herself to make a run for it, taking one last look from her shelter behind the shrubs. A group of half-a-dozen frat brothers poured out of the entrance across the way, and she huddled down, praying they wouldn't look her way. With every minute that passed, she knew it would only get worse, as more and more students started heading to their early morning classes. Jeannie kicked herself for hesitating.
She shut her eyes tightly, fighting the tears. One lousy mistake. That's all it had taken, and now the pledge mistress had it out for her. She knew she should quit and just walk away, but she didn't want to give the bitch the pleasure. And her mother would never forgive her.
"What the hell's going on?"
She opened her eyes in shock to see a guy standing just a couple of feet away, looking her up and down. She blushed from head to toe, and he couldn't miss the fact, since the only thing she was wearing was her sandals. That, and a clipboard in one hand, a pencil tied to a string around her wrist in the other.
Jeannie hunched over, trying to cover up. "I can't say."
"Pledge?"
She nodded weakly.
He stepped closer and she trembled. Then he turned effectively blocking the view of her from quad. "You don't have to do this, you know? This is way out of line, and dangerous. They could get kicked off campus and shut down for pulling this kind of crap."
"It's not that simple."
"How long do you have to stay out here?" he asked.
"I ... I have to walk the quad circuit."
"Bullshit!" he snapped. "No fucking way."
"Please, don't interfere. I have to." Jeannie was on the verge of crying again. She'd been watching for fifteen minutes, praying for a lull in the traffic, so she could sprint around the perimeter. It was only a couple of hundred yards. Then the horror would be almost over.
The guy shook his head, and started removing his shirt.
"I can't. I can't wear anything."
He ignored her, laying the shirt over the bush beside him, then started taking off his shoes. She watched him in terror as he opened his pants.
"No. No way," she hissed. "Don't."
"Calm down," he said, folding his jeans in half and putting them beside his shirt. Then he removed his boxers and he was as naked as her.
"What are you doing?"
He smiled and extended his hand. "C'mon. Let's get this over with."
She placed her hand in his, and felt the small squeeze. She resisted his pull, but he was relentless.
"Stand tall. Proud. Don't let the bastards get to you," he said. He pulled and she stepped out of her shelter, and onto the sidewalk. She bowed her head, staring at the ground in front of her.
"I'm Alex."
She allowed the stranger to pull her along, and she kept pace, with short mincing steps. "Jeannie."
"Dude! What the fuck? And who's the babe?" Jeannie glanced up to see two guys walking toward them.
Please, God. Don't let them ask about the clipboard. Please.
"This is Jeannie," her partner in nudity said. "We're celebrating National Nude Day."
The guys stopped just a few feet away, and she looked up to see them grinning. "Nude Day? For real? That's righteous," the one on the left said.
Alex put his hand around Jeannie's waist, and tugged her along. She was in shock, but followed docilely.
"Yeah. You guys should get with it. Or are you afraid to let the world see what you got?" Alex said.
"Hell yeah! I'm in." The second guy was taking off his shirt, when Jeannie passed them. "She's a keeper," one of them added.
"Stand straight," Alex whispered. "Proud. You know your sisters are watching." He reached over and took the clipboard from her hand. "What's withβ"
"Stop!" she hissed. "Please don't ask. Please."
He nodded, and moved his arm from around her waist up across her shoulders. "Dicks at one o'clock," he said, sotto voce.
DKE's. Jesus. That was the last thing she needed.
Three guys walked toward them, laughing. "Best walk-of-shame ever," one of them said.
Jeannie felt the tips of her ears burning. She felt his breath against the side of her face. "Ignore them," he whispered.
As they got closer, they started to spread out, leering at her.
"Figured the Dicks would be too lame to go along," Alex said, a sneer in his voice. "Cowards."
"Fuck you Hamilton," the middle one said. "We ain't 'fraid of shit. Not some pussy Sig."
"Go along with what?" the one on the left said.
"Nude Day. Flaunt it if you got it. I figured you had nothin' to show."
"Bullshit," the one on the right said. "Nude Day ain't till July."
Alex slid his arm around Jeannie's waist again, pulling her along, trying to stem her trembling. "That's National Nude Day, dickless. Today's
International
Nude Day. But I just bet you're looking for any excuse not to strip down and show your poor excuse for a pecker."