I have always considered myself straight. I'm just an ordinary bloke. My build has been described as athletic, and at five foot ten, I am neither short nor tall. I am probably best described as mister average. I am proud of the fact that at fifty-one years of age, I have managed to stave off the dreaded middle-aged spread. If I were writing my sex CV, it would start with "My name is Richard. I'm a friendly, passionate, kinky guy looking for discrete fun with a female. Willing to try most things and will always stick to boundaries." Of course, that makes it sound like I don't care if it's a man or a woman. But I do care. On the spectrum of sexuality, I have always been firmly on the hetero end of the scale.
I do a lot of driving throughout the week and always try to manage my fluid intake to make sure I don't get held up busting for a pee on a long journey. Today was different from any other journey. It was a hot July day, and my air con had packed up, probably needed re-gassing. If I made good time, I might catch the aircon service centre in my hometown.
I had already started the journey when I remembered I hadn't had a pee. Fortunately, I had a large bottle of water with me. If I was desperate, I could tip the water out and take a pee in the bottle. I didn't dare chuck it away too soon because I intended to open my windows and keep wetting my face with water from the bottle. I didn't think the service guy would be impressed if I walked smelling of dried piss.
God, it was so hot, I had to drink some of it. I couldn't stop myself. Then it hit me, that low ached that was telling me I had to pee or my bladder would burst. As I was heading home, I knew that there was a layby down one of the short-cuts on a B-road. A small thicket backed onto it. I could pull in there and have a pee. This reassured me that it was safe to continue sipping small amounts of water. I was maybe just twenty minutes from the layby.
As I approached the layby, I could see another car had already parked up. I thought that someone probably stopped by for a snack or to make a mobile call. I had done it loads of times. As I pulled in, I could see the other car was empty. I changed my guess at what the occupant was doing. Perhaps they had broken down and left the vehicle to be picked up later. Or maybe it was someone in the same boat as me--Busting for a pee.
I jumped out of my car, making sure to lock it behind me and followed a well-trodden path of vegetation less hardened mud. I had to stoop to avoid low branches. This stooping only succeeded in squashing the contents of my bladder even more. I moved off the main track and glanced back to make sure I couldn't see the road. If I couldn't see the road, people couldn't see me. I had a quick glance all around to make sure the other driver wasn't about.