As many people who have posted with me on the bulletin board of Literotica know, I am not experienced in many things. I don't hide that fact. I am sometimes embarrassed to admit my ignorance, but I do so willingly. I write fantasies as how I think things may feel, but I've been honest and only a few of my stories are actual real life experiences. This is one of them.
It took almost a year of my gentle and sometimes not so gentle persuasions to convince my spouse that a "toy" would enhance our sex life. Recently, I was given free use of $150.00 on our credit card and said to "go for it". I'd been researching long before this point, having an idea of what I wanted already in mind and even a few sites book-marked. I had talked to men and women online about what toys they recommended and so when I got the go ahead I was ready, armed with plastic in one hand and the laptop in the other.
After flipping between two adult shopping sites, I settled on one item from each one. I was told a long time ago, you get what you pay for and I wasn't going to take the chance I'd end up with something I wouldn't like, after all who knew when he'd be open and willing again? So my first purchase was a $120.00 vibrator, not counting shipping and handling.
After going through the site and giving out all my info., I came to the next big decision. Did I use almost all my extra money and next day ship that puppy to me, or did I patiently wait for it to arrive in 5 to 7 business days? Decisions, decisions. I opted to allow regular shipping and headed over to the other website to purchase another toy, before I did though I saw the first website had also included a free vibrating dildo as a thank you gift. Woohoo
The second site was where I purchased a clit massager. A Flicker Clicker, is the official name. I ordered it, also with regular shipping, but they said 2 weeks. Patience is not one of my strengths. My flicker was on sale for 50% off, so with shipping I was able to buy it and only go over $1.57.
Well... my flicker came today. I will admit I was a bit nervous and excited. I was concerned, me being a newbie to toys, that I wouldn't be normal and get anything out of it. I took my package to the bedroom and sat on the edge of the bed. Sure I would like to say I tore into that thick, white, bubble envelope and pulled that baby out and went to town, but I didn't. They must have used super glue to seal that package. I eventually got it open and saw free tattoos as a gift, yippee Who doesn't like free stuff?
My first thought was, I hope it comes with directions. My second thought was, I don't think it comes with directions.
I opened up the plastic box and pulled out my purple flicker. It looked just like it did online, so that was a plus. I turned it on and that baby shivered all over the palm of my hand. I jumped a little, surprised by the power and smirked. I shut it off and stripped.
This was where things didn't go as the reviews for the product said it would. It claims orgasm in less than a minute, okay... I really wasn't falling for that, even though several customers had claimed five or ten minutes, so I was being realistic and figured that would happen to me. Again, please remember, there were no directions, so I tried to remember what I had read and discussed with others that had experience with toys.
One friend told me that they would love to be there when I got my toys, another said to kidnap the FedEx guy, another said if I never came back online everyone would know why. . .well . . . I wish my friends had been there, because I didn't have an orgasm in one minute or within ten.
I put the egg shaped vibrating toy with a small "tail" that was supposed to stimulate my clit between the lips of my sex and hoped I positioned it right. I turned it on and I thought... not bad, this is nice and different. I toyed with the different speeds, there are five of them and decided which ones I liked best. I enjoyed #1 and #5.
Maybe it is the analyzer in me, but as I lay there I examined every vibration and what it was doing to me, or not doing, in my case. I realized I mustn't have placed it right, so I toyed with it and found another position, went through the speeds and enjoyed a bit of stimulation, but no orgasm. I was a bit disappointed, but I'm not one to give up easily and besides I was new to all this. I knew there would be trial and error issues to deal with.