The day that my daughter, Susan, turned eighteen she had a pyjama party. She was probably the youngest of her immediate group of friends and so I had half a dozen eligible and nubile young females floating around the house in their pyjamas.
I'm no fool. I knew exactly what to do in a situation like this. I became Brer Fox. I went into hiding, lying low and saying nothing.
It was after midnight before the noise settled down and the girls started dropping off to sleep. By one am it was dead quiet in the house, as I was also asleep. Something woke me at three am and I went on the prowl to make sure that everything was all right.
I found Kelly in the kitchen, getting a glass of water. Kelly was blonde and big busted. I mention the big bust because I had always wondered if she wore padded bras. Now here she was in my kitchen in the wee small hours of the morning, wearing flannelette pyjamas that were noticeably strained across the front.
"Kelly," I said, nodding to her by way of greeting.
"Hi, Mr Wilson," she returned. "Woke up thirsty," she added, holding up her glass of water.
"And noisy," I said with a grin, laughing at her blush.
"Sorry for disturbing you," she said.
"You've always disturbed me," I told her, watching her blush spread. "Seeing you're here, you can answer a question for me."
"What's that?" she asked, curious.
"Are these real? Do you mind if I take a look to see?"
I reached out and flicked open the top button of her pyjamas. Kelly stood there looking slightly stunned. She was still standing, mouth slightly open when I flicked the second button.
"What are you doing?" she asked, surprise evident in her voice.
"I'm undoing your buttons so I can look at your breasts," I said calmly, flicking open the next button. "I've always considered them to be rather a splendid pair and have often wanted to see them."
By this time I'd flicked open the last button and her pyjama top separated slightly. I took it by the collar and eased it off her shoulders, giving me an excellent view of her breasts.
"Mr Wilson," she suddenly protested. "You can't do that."
"Of course I can," I pointed out. "I just have. You mean I shouldn't do it."
"You know what I mean," she retorted.
"I do," I admitted, "and if you expect an apology you're crazy. You have a wonderful pair of breasts and definitely worth my while taking a look."
Kelly gave me a real feminine look, put down her glass of water and started to straighten her top.
"A moment, Kelly, before you do that," I said.
Kelly paused, looking at me, hands holding her pyjama top but not yet closing the gap.
"They say one may as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb," I told her, "So if you care to wait a moment. . ."
I reached over, hooked my thumbs around her pyjama bottoms and pushed them down, taking my time. Kelly just stood there, watching it happen, apparently not believing I was really doing that.
Standing back for a moment I nodded my appreciation.
"Very nice, Kelly. Very nice indeed."
I reached out and touched a nipple, then dragged my finger across her breasts until I had reached her other nipple. Moving downward I traced a line down to her mons and rubbed it lightly.
"The question is, what do we do now," I murmured.
The answer was, hear a voice call out to Kelly. Kelly squeaked and had her pyjama bottom back into place in no time flat and hastily buttoned her top. Everything was back in place, including Kelly picking up her glass of water, when Susan wandered in.
"Oh, there you are. What's up, Daddy," she asked.
"I heard a noise and was just checking that everything is OK," I said. "Kelly was just getting a glass of water."
"Did I wake everyone in the house?" muttered Kelly, looking embarrassed.
"Nah, just me and Dad from the look of it," she was told. "We're light sleepers."
"Well," I said, "I'm going back to bed. Good night. Nice seeing you, Kelly," I added.
An interesting interlude, I thought, and one never knew, it might have become a lot more interesting. Kelly had definitely been slightly excited by what I was doing, even if she had also seemed a little stunned.
I was smiling when I went back to sleep.
I rose reasonably early the next morning and, while I didn't seriously expect a bunch of teenage girls to get up early on a Saturday morning, I made damn sure I was dressed before I ventured out of my bedroom.
Fortunate that I did so, because I'd barely eaten breakfast when Kelly and another of the girls came wandering into the kitchen. Kelly blushed when she saw me, but she smiled and said hullo.