DISCLAIMER: The following is a work of fiction. The characters depicted herein are all 18-years-old or older. Any similarities to actual persons, living or dead, or events, past or present, are strictly coincidental.
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I feel like such a weasly little horndog. My fantasies have always drifted from one thing to another; from an older woman to two girls my age; from seeing women naked to watching a striptease; from straight sex to the more freaky and improper "violations" of a woman's body... and from sexy strangers in magazines to intimacy with friends and relatives. Blame my hormones, I guess. I am almost nineteen.
Last year, while my 18th was just around the corner, my "aunt" Cecile started to hang out with my parents and I nearly everyday. She's not actually related to me. Her older sister is one of my mom's best friends from high school. Really, she's not even that much older than I am. She was only 24, but at the time, it did feel like there was a massive gap in our age if only because she already had her own life and I only just graduated from highschool. Regardless, I've had a crush on her since I came into puberty. Unfortunately, we'd found out just a year earlier that she had "come out of the closet." I was crushed.
Cecile wasn't the only woman that I'd crushed on. Cecile's sister once danced with me at my uncle's wedding. She wore a tight dress that showed off her blessed endowments and I did my best to impress her with my dance moves. While it's true that I carried a flame for her for a little while, her penchant for rambling on about things I had no interest in was so grating that I could swear I felt my dick and balls retreat into me like the head of a turtle. I mean, she's sweet, but, damn, woman, shut up.
My uncle's wife was also quite a looker, but she has always been completely self-absorbed. No one else's problems could ever compare to hers and she's always begging for handouts and never returns any favors even while she's lavishing the spoils of her treachery upon her kids.
Needless to say that for me, personally, to even consider sex with either of those grating women, I'd have to be dead drunk. Unfortunately, the meds I take for my epilepsy make it difficult for me to consume alcohol. Anymore than it takes to make me just feel loose and I'll pass out. Well, at least I like to blame my meds. I really only started drinking when Cecile started to hang out with me.
It was embarrassing, to say the least, when I woke up one day on my couch with my head in Cecile's lap as she sat watching TV. She explained that she saw that I was still breathing and so she didn't want to call my parents about my passing out. My parents didn't believe in underaged drinking as far as she knew. My own embarrassment subsided the more I realized that this had been the closest I'd ever gotten or may ever get to "aunt" Cecile's pussy. Hell, this would be the closest that any guy had gotten in a while and no other guy was gonna get this close to her soft mound ever again.
A few days later, Cecile and I were again able to hang out together alone. We were both sitting on the couch again, just watching tv. Cecile was wearing a tight black sweater and some jeans. My approaching birthday is in December, so her attire was appropriate. My hormones were out of control and this time it only took a couple of drinks to loosen me up enough to talk to her straight.
"You know? I've had a crush on you since I first laid eyes on you."
"Really? I usually expect guys to chase my sister's skirt before me."
"Well, don't get me wrong, you're sister's nice... and nice to look at." I wasn't entirely surprised that she decided to glean right past my admission. She was a lesbian. Why should it affect her? But I couldn't help wondering if maybe the alcohol was inhibiting her ability to prioritize her thoughts. "But she's just... well, I don't want to be rude, but I can't think of another way to put it..."
"She annoys the shit out of you."
"Yes. Exactly. Thank you."
"So what is it exactly you like about me?"
I felt warm now from the alcohol and from her teasing question. I was just shy of blushing. This was a pretty mean game she was playing, but she was pretty drunk so I decided I would just play along. "Well, you and your sister pretty much have the same features."
"You think so? I always thought my sister was a little bigger." She said and stuck out her chest as she looked down at her boobs.
I admired her shape as I felt something stir inside me. "Well, only slightly. I also like your shape better."
"You mean, you don't go for those girls with the hourglass bodies..?" Cecile leaned back and looked at me with a sexy little smirk. I couldn't tell if it was deliberate. Why would it be?
I had to admit, she didn't have one of those hourglass bodies. It would seem that a penchant for drinking, an average metabolism, and a lack of desire for physical exercise had caused her to retain her teenaged baby fat. Her waist and midriff were roughly flush with her tits and hips. I didn't mind that. It's not as if my hands were hoping for a rollercoaster ride when I fantasized about rubbing and groping all over her.
"Well, I also like the shape of your face."
"My face..?" It was obvious that she found that admission to be a little weird.
"Yeah, well, I mean, your sister's cheeks are kind of puffy in my opinion, you know? I can't help imagining a blowfish or a chipmunk whenever her name comes up."
Cecile burst out laughing. She had no ability to restrain herself. She almost fell off the couch. When she finally calmed down, she set down her beer and looked back at me, shaking her head. "I have never heard anyone compare my sister to a blowfish."
I had no idea why that had come out of my mouth, but there was nothing to do about it now but laugh along with her and try to change the subject. "Mostly, I find myself attracted to a certain personality type. I mean, I'm not gonna jump on a woman just because of her personality, but I also find it difficult to be physically attracted to a woman based solely on her looks."