This story occurred in the late 1980s when I had just turned 18. Three of my friends Andy, Mark and Rob were going away on holiday. I didn't fancy it as it was through a Christian youth club that Andy used to go to. I had therefore heard about these "holidays," so although you had your own chalets you were still supposed to go to various religious events. At the last minute Rob dropped out and after being convinced by Mark they would be loads of single women there who were all up for it I decided to go along.
As soon as I arrived I knew it was a big mistake, it was full of happy clappy Christian types who were not into drinking and certainly not into sex. The few bars open on site (it was out of season) were deserted, the chalet was decked out in cheap wobbly furniture and the hot water didn't work.
So I was feeling pretty miserable, on the second day Mark had gone to the site reception and requested someone fix the hot water out but nobody came. On the third day he marched down to site reception.
As always it was left to me to approach the girl at the desk. I calmly explained the situation how it was now the third day and we didn't have any hot water, despite someone promising to fix it. The girl seemed a bit disinterested. Mark saw this as his queue to jump in, be very rude to her and then demand to speak to the site manager.
The manager eventually came over and said he would get someone to sort it by 5.00pm, that wasn't good enough for Mark as he wanted it sorted immediately. Mark was being his usual obnoxious self and I didn't want to spend the rest of the day with him, so I said I didn't mind waiting for the engineer. The site manager had previously said the engineer could let himself in, but Mark mentioned something about his valuable belongings which made the situation worse.
I went back to the chalet with a newspaper, luckily I'd bought a couple of books to read so after reading the paper I settled into one of the books. A couple of hours later there was a knock at the door, it was the engineer. He started working away and later I offered him a cup of tea. I explained how bad the holiday was with most of the bars closed and nothing around for miles. He nodded sympathetically saying the first few weeks of the season are always booked out with Christians and he knew exactly where I was coming from.
He mentioned there was a staff club on site which was usually busy and he offered to buy me a drink when he finished work at 7.00pm.
After he had finished and after having something to eat I made my way to the amusement hall where Mark and Alan said they would be. On the way there I passed the reception block and noticed the girl who I'd spoken to earlier. Given the way Mark had been with her I felt I should apologise. I went through the door and cleared my throat, she looked up.
She didn't look particularly pleased to see me, 'the hot water's sorted.'
'Good,' she snapped and looked down again.
'I'm sorry, for the way my ... friend spoke to you earlier; it was well out of order.'
'Yeah it was.'
There was now silence, it was clear she didn't want to talk anymore, I shuffled away, and muttered, 'bye then,' under my breath. She did not reply.
Mark and Alan were playing snooker and Mark mentioned he had chatted up some girls and they were seeing them later, just my luck I thought. I explained about the social club and said I might go there, Mark laughed saying it was full of old codgers and these girls had been well up for it.
I played a bit of snooker with them and we then went back to the chalet. Mark and Alan had their shower and went out. I also had a shower and went out a bit later to the social club. The engineer Kevin was there and bought me a drink, we chatted for a while him telling me his life story. It was good to get away from the confines of the chalet and Mark's juvenile behaviour. I noticed Kevin's glass was empty and got him and me another drink. We talked some more about twenty minutes later a group of women walked in.
I paid no attention to them as we continued at our drinks until some ten minutes later when Kevin had finished and said his dinner would be ready.
I was in a bit of a dilemma, I didn't fancy going back to the chalet on my own, but I didn't know whether I wanted to drink in the club on my own either. In the end I went up to the bar and ordered another drink.
I was at the bar when a voice behind me said, 'sorry about how I spoke to you earlier.' I turned around to see a woman a few years older than me, about 5"3' tall and with a very friendly manner. She was part of the group of women, then I suddenly realised it was the receptionist. She looked completely different out of uniform and with her dark hair down.
I was slightly taken aback before I mumbled, 'it's alright.'
I expected that to be it but she surprised me by saying 'I'll get that,' as the barman passed me my drink.
'Thanks,' I replied not really knowing what else to say since nobody had ever brought me a drink before in those circumstances.
She smiled again and I got a whiff of her perfume. I had no idea who it was by, but she smelt very nice. 'Sorry about earlier. I was waiting news on my Gran, she had a big operation earlier in the day and I feared the worst, which was why I was so ratty. That and that friend of yours.'
'But she's alright now?' I asked.
'Yeah, I spoke with my mum earlier and the hospital says she's doing very well.' She smiled at me and seemed genuinely touched that I had shown any sort of interest.
There was a bit of a silence, on my part I could not get over how different she acted and looked. I struggled to recall when someone had been so friendly to me.
'Oh, my name's Annie by the way,' as she held out her hand, 'do you want to come and join us?' As she pointed to where her friends were sitting.
'Er yeah I replied,' the sensation of her hand against mine still with me.
'Don't worry we don't bite, what's your name?'
'Steve.'
She led me over, gently guiding me by my elbow to where her friends sat and introduced me to them all.
I was even more intimidated, my experience of women was pretty much nonexistent. I sat silently as Annie talked to her friends feeling the proverbial spare part and trying to think of something to say or join in the conversation. The conversation somehow got round to why I was with them.
Annie explained, 'his stupid friend starting shouting the odds about having no hot water for the shower, saying he had reported it the other day.'
'Oh, that might have been to me,' replied Mel who was about the same age as Annie and had light brown hair. 'Yeah I remember him, short bloke with greasy hair, he seemed a complete knob and then the phone rang, so I forgot to log it with the engineer.'
'So where are your friends tonight?' Another one of them asked.
'They said they met a couple of women as I was waiting for the engineer.'
Mel laughed. 'I saw that friend of yours and another lad with two girls who must have been all of fourteen.'
I smirked.
'Still, you're with some real women now,' said another one who was actually old enough to be my mother and I later found out was called Sue.
'Leave him,' said Annie.
'Sorry,' said Sue as she squeezed my thigh, laughed and winked at her friends.
The rest of the girls also laughed, 'so have you got a girlfriend?' Asked Angie a blond in her late twenties.
'Not really.' I limply replied.
'Not really,' repeated Angie.
'Like playing the field do you?' Inquired Sue.
I felt myself blushing even more and I'm sure it had the word virgin emblazoned on my forehead. I felt so uncomfortable, Annie hadn't really said anything more to me and the rest of the girls were just taking the piss. I was set to drink my pint as soon as possible and get out before any more embarrassing questions were asked.
'Oh leave him,' said Annie, 'he was very nice to me earlier.'
I felt a great weight off my shoulders as the talk drifted to what they were going to do that night, with mention about going into town with a view to going to a club. Thinking there would be no chance of inviting me I let the conversation drift over me.
I left the girls to go to the toilet convinced they would be talking about me. When I returned all of them apart from Annie were still on about what to do later. I had finished my drink and was about to make a move, 'er, bye then and thanks for the drink,' I mumbled to Annie.
'Where are you going?'
'Back to the chalet.'
'Not going to buy me a drink then?'
I hesitated before replying, 'I thought you were going into town?'
'No, town's dead on a Tuesday and after the day I've had I don't really fancy it.'
'Oh right, what do you want to drink then?'
'Another bottle of Pils.'
I went up to the bar and waited to be served. I struggled to believe and understand why Annie would rather spend time with me than go out with her friends. I got served and returned back to her.
She smiled, 'sorry about them, they can be a bit loud.'
'They're no worse than any of my friends.'
'You can say that again.'
We spent the next twenty minutes or so just talking, I explained I was doing A Levels with the intention of going to university.