Jake was a nice guy. He really was. Not in that "nice guys finish last" kinda way. Not like a Reddit troll. Just an awkward, autistic 27-year-old who was still hopelessly virginal. Even after reaching out over text and asking a female friend if she'd mind helping him with his "problem" as politely as he could...she'd refused.
Ok, maybe he was a Nice Guy (â„¢). But he wasn't about to admit it.
Going to university as an older student was hard enough when it came to making friends. Luckily, Jake was devoted to his field of study, and he found a circle of students who were equally passionate about marine biology. And yet...
...and yet, he couldn't take his perverted eyes off all the cute younger girls in his classes. Especially cute brunettes. Especially especially petite girls, so small and lightweight he was sure he could effortlessly bounce them on his long, skinny cock. Did girls find dicks like his attractive? He had no idea. Porn didn't give him much of a clue about real-life sex. He knew it must be messy, weird, uncomfortable. Just like everything else about human social interaction.
But it'd be worth it. Right?
It was a cloudy afternoon in April when Jake rushed through the halls of the science building, desperately trying to get to class on time. His sneakers slipped on the polished concrete floor and before he knew it, he was crashing towards the ground. He braced for impact-
"OhmygodJake!!"
-and found his skinny frame caught in small but surprisingly strong arms. The two students fell to the floor together, but the impact was considerably dampened, and Jake barely caught his breath before he looked up to discover his mysterious rescuer.
"A-Allison?" he gasped, recognizing one of his classmates.
The tiny brunette tucked a lock of hair behind one ear, blushing at the unexpected contact between the two of them. "I saw you falling, and-"
"Oh shit," Jake moaned, pulling away from her to scramble to his feet. "I was already late for class-now I gotta go check for bruises-"
"Class?" The girl tipped her head as she joined him in standing, confused. "You dork, Professor Brown isn't in today. There's no lecture on the schedule. Are you saying you didn't even read the syllabus...? We've known this since the beginning of the semester."
"Come on," whined the lanky boy. "I can't believe I drove out here for nothing." Being a commuter sucked sometimes.
"I was just leaving," Allison continued, looking down at her feet. Jake wasn't sure why. There was nothing particularly interesting down there. "I had a tutoring appointment, but now I'm free the rest of the afternoon. Do you...do you wanna come over?"
"Over?" His voice betrayed confusion.
"To my dorm room, dumbass," she said, looking boldly into his eyes. He'd never noticed her intoxicatingly blue-green irises before. It just wasn't the type of thing that caught his attention. She was cute and all, but not one of the main objects of his fantasies. Maybe after today, though...
"Why?" It was a fair question.
She sighed. "You said you had to check for bruises... Wouldn't you rather come stretch out on my bed than strip down in a public bathroom?"
His breath seemed to stick in his throat and his tongue went dry. "What?"
Why couldn't he get out polysyllabic responses to this girl's incredibly brazen advances?? Well, brazen by his standards, considering he'd never been propositioned. No woman had ever shown interest in him, beyond a distant friendly affection. This was completely out of left field.
"Just, come on." With an irritated huff, she grabbed his hand, not roughly but not indecisively, either, and began pulling him down the hall to the back door of the building. "My dorm is just across the path. Couldn't be closer."
Jake let himself be dragged along in a daze. He still wasn't sure what was happening. He knew Allison had said something about...a bed? Surely she just wanted to sit and talk. Or something. Maybe put some bandages on him. Yeah, she must be worried that his fall had led to the creation of a nasty new scrape on his gangly knees. Or maybe she thought he'd hit his head and needed to lie down. He felt as if he might be concussed, after all. Why else would such strange things be happening to him?
Outside, Allison didn't seem at all embarrassed to be seen with her awkward classmate. She waved and shouted "Hi!" to a friend, another girl who winked knowingly. Jake couldn't fathom what that wink could mean. Luckily, his new companion picked up on his oblivious nature right away.
"I have something of a reputation in my dorm," she laughed. "In other dorms, too. Like that time everyone in the second floor east wing heard me yelling 'Fuck me, daddy' to a guy I'd only met that afternoon... Yeah, that was a wild night. His roommate walked in and everything. Although that's not gonna happen today-I have a single."
Jake's brain spun round dizzily. He was naive, but not hopelessly so. He might just lose his virginity sooner than he thought. Although, considering he had thought he'd stay sexless forever..."Sooner" was a relative term.
A few minutes after leaving the science building, the girl had dragged him through the halls of her own residence, stopping at door 312 to fumble with her keys. Flinging the door open, she pushed him inside with a wide grin.
"What do you think of my humble abode?"
Jake didn't know what to say. There was a bed, all right. "Stupid," he thought. "Of course there's a bed. This is where she sleeps. And fucks. And...uh..." A set of truly massive fantasy dildos in all different colors decorated the top of the nightstand, along with a huge bottle of lube. If he'd been trying to speak, he would have choked in surprise at that moment. Luckily, he was still too dumbstruck by the whole situation to attempt conversation.
Allison wasn't about to settle for silence, though. "So Jake... About those bruises... Did you want me to check for you? After all, it's hard to see certain areas of your own body without any help." She gave him a sly wink and sat down on the bed, leaving plenty of room for her guest.
Nodding dumbly, the boy sat down on her plush comforter, a deep shade of purple which reminded him of royalty. This girl sure had expensive tastes. Those dildos must have cost a fortune. (Not that he knew anything about that, of course.) He would have liked to sit facing the window, but he thought that might be poor etiquette, so he sat cross-legged facing the head of the bed where she sat.
The girl looked him in the eyes, turning to place her slim hands on his shoulders and her slender feet in his lap. "Am I wrong, or are you new to seduction?" She giggled at her own choice of words. It was a habit of hers, he noticed.
Gulping, he nodded again.
"C'mon, speak up already," she pouted, reaching up to tug gently at his ears. His cheeks flushed red immediately; she'd found a sensitive spot. He suppressed a lewd moan. Guys were supposed to be quiet during sex until they came, right? Unless they were calling the girl "bitch" or "slut" or something nasty. He wasn't sure he could psych himself up to do any of that stuff. He wished he could close his eyes tightly, lay back and get it all over with.
"I need to know what you want. I pegged you as inexperienced the moment I met you, and I know this isn't easy, but you gotta use your words. So how about it? I like making cute little virgins fall apart. Do you want my hands on you? My mouth? Maybe you wanna jump straight to the main event and I need to get a condom?"
Jake finally steeled himself to open his mouth and say something, anything. "I-I... Oh, God." He buried his face in his hands, expecting her to keep talking, but she kept quiet. How would he get out of this? Not that he wanted to leave. No, he desperately wanted to stay. But he'd have to talk.
"I don't know what I want," he admitted. "Y-you can try...anything, I guess...unless I don't like it...and then, uh..."