"New Year's Resolution"
"I really enjoyed having sex with you last night, Daniel Traynor," smiled the leggy brunette, her chestnut curls cascading over her shoulders.
Dan looked up from his book. A vision of loveliness beamed suggestively at him, one eyebrow arched in blatant sexual challenge. Her slim frame quivered slightly, causing her short skirt to sashay side-to-side with a hint of eroticism.
Dan peered over his glasses. No need to correct his near-sightedness from this cozy distance. He tried unsuccessfully not to stare at her perfect pert cleavage.
She leaned in toward him. Ruby lip gloss adorned her full lips, a stark contrast to the pale ivory of her perfect teeth. A random but exquisite beauty mark dotted the left corner of her mouth.
"Do you think we could do it again soon, big boy?" she whispered huskily. "And I do mean BIG."
Dan's groin began to stir. His heart skipped a beat. He made brief eye contact with her, but his eyes couldn't remain on her face. That lean-in was too tempting. He peeked down her shirt, the dainty wisps of a lacy bra denying his gaze its full measure of satisfaction.
Her breasts heaved with apparent arousal, her nipples straining through the lace and against the clingy cotton top that gleefully grasped her lovely melons. None of her succulent curves escaped Dan's now-unabashed gaze.
The fresh aroma of her shampoo danced into his nostrils. He reached toward her, ready to bury his face in her cleavage, ready to squeeze her perfectly rounded ass cheeks in a wanton lower body embrace, ready to slide his fingers lazily under her tiny skirt and up her inner thigh toward her steaming core.
"Ashley..." he murmured, as his erect penis saluted her luscious body, its glistening head peeking above the constriction of his sweat pants.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Dan shook his head, his mind a blurred tangle of confusion.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Dan struggled to recall where he was, what was going on.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
He reached out with his left arm and slapped the "Snooze" button on his alarm clock. With one final shake of the cobwebs from his addled brain, Dan looked at the LED display. It was 7:15 AM and time to get ready for class. But first, it was time to wipe the drool off his pillow and the warm, sticky ejaculate from his sheets.
******
"The extra help session for first semester finals will be held this Saturday at 10AM, room 201. Bring your questions and wear your thinking caps," joked Professor Randall. "Be there or be square." His sense of humor was firmly entrenched in the 1960's heyday of his own days as a law school student.
As most members of the class meandered toward the exits, several keeners hung around to ask questions. It was their desperate attempt to impress their instructor. After two and a half years in law school, they still failed to grasp the fact that blind scoring of exams meant that no amount of brown-nosing would affect their grades, especially since the final exam counted for 100% of their marks. But perhaps some strand of relational affinity would help when it came time to provide references to prospective employers.
Dan eased his way toward the gaggle of students lined up by Professor Randall, trying to envisage a robust question to ask. He actually had no desire to impress the prof. But he needed an excuse to stand in line behind Ashley Martin, admiring her Pavlovian ass. It was "Pavlovian" as in Pavlov's experiment β inducing salivation in those attuned to its effect.
Two classes a week for an entire semester, Dan had been following Ashley up to the front after class, watching her hips sway while her long, dark hair would pendulum across her back. If Dan's covert activity constituted stalking, at least it was limited to the classroom.
As he'd watch and try not to gawk, his mind was always battling between lust and law β enjoying the view of Ashley's lovely derriere while trying to conceive some fine point of jurisprudence from the lecture on which to debate Professor Randall. The old jurist had long ago abandoned the Socratic method during class time, but he still enjoyed jousting with the keeners after class.
In the event that Ashley might hear his question, Dan wanted to impress her with his fertile mind, not just add an air of legitimacy to his voyeurism. And speaking of fertility and his mind, Ashley's jean-clad furrow seemed to just be screaming to be plowed this fine December morning. No matter that the season was wrong; Dan just would sow his seeds whenever she gave him the chance.
As the stream of questioners dissipated, only Ashley and Dan remained. Ashley positioned herself to speak privately with the old legal eagle. Dan strained to hear.
"Doctor Randall, you've made a pretty big deal about the meaning of the word 'verbal' in the legal sense," Ashley chirped, her words dripping with syrup.
"You're mistaken β I'm not a 'Doctor,' Ms. Martin," he answered, "'Professor' will do just fine."
"Sorry, sir," she stammered, "it's just that I have so much admiration for you..."
"I'm flattered," he replied, "But I think I've corrected you on this before. In any event, please proceed with your question."
"Well," she smiled, twirling a strand of chestnut hair around her middle finger, "you've stressed that 'verbal' in contract law can mean either 'oral' or 'written', right?"
Dan leaned in for better acoustics as Ashley's voice dropped. Fortunately, neither she nor their teacher noticed his blatant eavesdropping.
"Yes, that's right," responded the professor.
"So we have to be more specific, right?"
"If we want no ambiguity, yes."
Ashley giggled and feigned embarrassment. "So, as far as your Advanced Contracts class, it's appropriate to talk about ensuring fulfillment under an oral agreement, right?" She flashed him a lascivious grin.
Professor Randall wasn't born yesterday. And that's not a reference to his advancing age. He recognized a proposition when he heard one. And he wasn't biting. His tenure and accumulated pension and benefits were far too lucrative to risk on a fling with a baiting co-ed, no matter how seriously bodacious her bod.
"Sorry, Ms. Martin, but let's leave some ambiguity in this case. And there'll be no such agreements in relation to my Advanced Contracts class," countered the wise old geezer.
Ashley looked crestfallen. Her lower lip pooched out into a pout, its ruby gloss glistening in the fluorescent overhead lighting. She spun on her heel and left.
Dan stared at her ass as she flounced out. Turning to his prof, his carefully reasoned question completely abandoned his mind. After a moment of deer-in-the-headlights panic, he managed to sputter, "Good move, Professor Randall."
The old man smiled and winked, then broke into a low chortle as Dan made a beeline for the exit.