I had nothing planned for the afternoon. I'd been to the hardware store for a few items and was heading homeward when I decided to stop and see my sister and spend a bit of quality time with my nieces and nephew. I pulled up in front of the house and banged on the front door. The door was unlocked so after banging I just walked in yelling, "Hi, Marie. It's me."
Standing in the kitchen was a young lady, a stranger to me. A very pretty young lady, mind you. I put her age at about twenty. She was fair-haired, nice hazel eyes and, from what I could see, a good figure. It was a hot day and she was dressed for it, wearing one of those strapless dresses that seemed to be held up by hope and a decent bust. I suppose the elasticized top also helps. She was holding Ryan, my nephew, giving him a bit of a cuddle. Lucky Ryan.
She gave me a cold look.
"I'm not Marie. She and John have gone out for the afternoon. I'm Patricia, the baby-sitter. Who are you?"
"Afternoon, Patricia. Hi, Ryan. I'm Peter, Marie's brother. I was passing so I thought I'd drop in and spend some time with Ryan and the girls. Girls are in the yard I take it?"
"Ah, yes, but I don't know you."
"Don't let it panic you," I said with a smile. "You'll find that the girls will identify me as soon as they know I'm here. Why don't we wander out the back and they'll introduce me to you."
Her not knowing me wouldn't be a problem as soon as the girls spotted me. I'm their favourite uncle. And no, I am not their only uncle. Just the nicest.
That was when Ryan got into the act. He also knew me and twisted around in Patricia's arms, waving at me. He also, by an unfortunate accident, pulled on the elasticized top, popping a very nice breast out from hiding. A nice thing about that sort of dress, girls often don't bother with bras while wearing them.
Patricia gave a horrified squeak, unable to cover up with Ryan wriggling around.
"Let me help you," I said, reaching for the top of the dress. Damned if I know where the evil impulse came from. Once my hand was on the dress, instead of lifting it up and over her breast, I lifted it out and off the other one.
"A sight to behold," I told her, while she stared at me looking slightly stunned. "You have lovely breasts."
I switched my hands to Ryan, lifting him out of her arms, which at least gave her a chance to cover up slightly. I put Ryan on the floor and pointed to the back yard.
"Go get sisters," I told him. "Tell them Uncle Peter."
He toddled off, heading for the yard. He was old enough to go to the girls and tell them. At least, he'd tell them enough to bring them in to see what was going on. I turned back to face a fuming Patricia.
"You've got a hell of a nerve," she snapped. "Why didn't you just pull my dress right down?"
"Quite frankly, because I didn't think of it," I admitted, "but seeing how you're suggesting it. . ."
Before she could jump clear I had hold of the replaced top and was pulling it down again. It turned out she was quite right. Once past those lovely breasts there was nothing to really hold it up and I was able to send it slithering to the floor.
She was lovely, standing there in a little pair of bikini panties. If she'd been slightly stunned earlier, this time she was just plain horrified.
"You. . ." was all she said. I could, however, imagine all the things she wanted to say.
I reached over and brushed my fingertips lightly over one of her breasts. Not groping her, just giving a gentle worshiping touch.
"I really am going to have to apologise," I said.
"I should damn well think so," she snapped. "How you could have the unmitigated gall as to. . ."
Feeling that if I let her get started, she would have an awful lot to say I interrupted her.
"Not for seeing these lovelies," I said. "It's just that I may never have another chance to see you properly so I'm going to take advantage of that fact."
Her bikini panties slid down even easier than her dress, leaving her naked and scarlet faced, staring at me with mouth open.
I ran my eyes over her, enjoying the scenery, but also hearing excited squealing outside.
"Ah, I would get dressed if I were you," I suggested. "I think the girls are on their way inside."
Fortunately it doesn't take long to pull on a pair of panties and a dress. Patricia was all tucked away just prior to the back door bursting open and two shrieking fiends came hurtling through it. The next couple of minutes were rather chaotic as two little girls told Uncle Peter everything that had happened since they last saw me. As an aside they told me that Patricia was their new baby-sitter and that she was nice.
When everything had settled down I told Patricia I wanted to take the children to the park for a while. Naturally I would expect her to accompany us. She dithered and didn't want to go for some reason, but she couldn't see her way clear to disappointing the girls. (Ryan didn't count. He'd go along with whatever happened.)
We left a note for Marie & John and I drove them all down to the park. There was a good one reasonably close with an excellent set of kid's playground equipment. Once there it was a case of turning the kids loose and making sure that they knew you were watching them show off and applauding at the appropriate places.
With Patricia, I was on my best behaviour, doing nothing that might offend. She was still mad at me but at least she was talking to me. Eventually, with three tired little children, we returned to the house to find Marie and John had returned.
Marie made the kids some dinner and I went with them to tuck them in, and then we adults had some pizza. I also offered to drive Patricia home, seeing that I was going in that direction.
She pointed out that I didn't know where she lived so how would I know what direction it was. I waved that away as incidental. After all, she wouldn't want to drag John or Marie out when I was right there offering transport, would she?
Well, yes, she would have, but didn't know the correct way to say, "But he stripped me naked before and I'm nervous." Instead she accepted my offer, giving me a look that promised dire consequences if I put as much as one little finger out of line.
I drove her home, chatting politely, with not a single innuendo crossing my lips. Patricia didn't say much but she did make an effort to be polite. We finally rolled up at her place.
"Do you have anyone home," I asked, seeing that there was a light on.
"Yes," she said, sounding a trifle smug. "I have a flat-mate and she'll be there."
"That's excellent," I told her. "It means that you can safely invite me in for a cup of coffee, knowing that you have a built-in chaperon."
She didn't want to, but as I said, she had a chaperon. I was unlikely to get boisterous with someone else there watching. She invited me in for coffee.