Josh's First Adult Physical
If Josh had known what to expect during his physical, he might not have been so anxious for 1 PM to arrive. When he approached the door to Karen's office, she was standing at the reception desk looking at the file Jillian forwarded to her to begin a new patient account. Nancy, Karen's receptionist had already completed the new form and created a new file for Josh's appointment, and the last patient was already gone.
Karen poked her head into the reception area and said, "Come on in, Josh, but I should tell you there's been a slight change of plans. I didn't realize mom had another commitment this afternoon, so I don't have a witness. Nancy has another obligation and can't stay. It's up to you Josh; I can schedule you for next week, if you wish, or continue without mom. You make the call."
"I'm ready and willing Dr. Pembroke. I'd like to understand if I'm crazy or if I have a physical problem."
"Josh, you're not crazy, and I'll bet you don't have a physical problem either. There's a much more common cause of your symptoms. Let's begin, and if you're hungry, I'll treat you to lunch when we're finished."
She told Josh that under usual circumstances her nurse would do the prep work of checking his paperwork and getting his basic temperature, pulse, and blood oxygen level before taking him to the changing room. "Unlike most doctors, once a year I want my patient's exact height and weight when they are undressed except for their socks. Nancy would verify that you have all the appropriate inoculations, but we have your records from Dr. Rogers, your pediatrician, and my receptionist completed that part."
Karen took his vital readings and escorted him to the ornate painted Asian screen used for privacy and watched Josh undress and hang his clothes on the chair. She offered her hand and had Josh stand on the scales before she measured him at six feet and one-hundred-sixty-two pounds. She asked if he wore glasses before she had him read the eye chart perfectly and commented that he had perfect eyesight. As Karen stopped and washed her hands before she continued, she already knew Josh didn't have a physical size problem with his penis, but she didn't plan to reveal her view until later, much later.
Karen had slept with several students working on their medical degrees during undergraduate school at Harvard, and she knew some penises that appeared smaller when flaccid were longer and thicker when erect. She also knew that every one of them offered her the satisfaction only a hard penis can provide a wanting woman. Some may have been better lovers, but all were satisfying, and the largest difference was the foreplay and patience some men provided before ejaculation.
She said, "Josh, that's the easiest part of your examination, but if you're very patient with me, it won't be the most enjoyable. Let's continue with a thorough skin exam. Have you seen a dermatologist before?"
Karen had obviously examined many men before, as she searched his scalp before working her way south to the tips of his toes and announced she saw nothing that needed attention, though she did warn him to be cautious of the sun when he's working outside. She announced his heart sounded great and his lungs were clear before he climbed onto the examination table to have his body verified free of hernias.
"Josh, are you ready for me to examine your penis and scrotum carefully?"
She saw him nod affirmatively and she pulled his long legs open to begin. He was flaccid and under complete control when she retrieved two stainless steel objects, which he had seen many times before. The first was a twelve-inch ruler to measure the length and the other a pair of calipers to measure thickness or diameter.
Karen wanted to get the diameter first to avoid touching his shaft and creating the possibility of losing the opportunity to measure both length and thickness while soft. She had her research in a notebook at her side and recognized the beautifully circumcised penis in front of her was more than average, at least when she considered thickness. The calipers were specially designed with wide grips to avoid over-tightening a soft item, and she quickly called out the measurement and wrote the number on Josh's medical chart before she used the stainless ruler.
"Just so you know Josh, I am recording our conversations so Jillian can transcribe it into your medical records for mom. She keeps a complete record so she can review her work when needed."
