Delora struggled awake. Her head hurt and she felt groggy. Her mouth was dry and there was an uncomfortable pressure in her bladder. Her nose itched and she moved her hand to scratch it, but her hand wouldn't move. Delora's eyes shot open, blinking rapidly against the brightness of the light. Her arms were stretched above her head, She craned her neck to look at them and saw ropes circling her wrists, binding her to the head rail.
I'm tied up?
She looked down at her feet and found them bound as well, tied to the foot rail.
This isn't my bed. Where ...?
She cast her eyes around. The ceiling was standard, institutional white tiles holding several fluorescent light fixtures. The walls were white cinder block. In the middle of the wall on her right was a solid-looking wooden door, with a keypad.
"Help! Help"" she yelled. Her throat was sore, and her voice didn't sound like her own. "Can anyone hear me?" She waited, listening, but heard nothing.
A movement at her left side startled her. She turned her head.
A man. Naked!
Panicked she looked down at herself again and sighed in relief to discover she was still clothed—a plain white t-shirt and tight blue jeans.
These aren't what I was wearing? Are they?
She struggled to find memories. The last thing she clearly remembered was Shannon and Jo stopping by her desk, asking her if she'd heard the latest gossip. She'd got back to the brief she'd been working on. After that things got vague—someone standing her up, a car ride. Then nothing until she woke up here.
She looked back at the man. He was pale and lean, lying on his back, his feet bound together with ropes; tall, his feet stretching far past hers on the bed. He wasn't a handsome man, neatly trimmed red hair, clean-shaven, his face plain and unremarkable. He looked vaguely familiar, but she couldn't place where she might have seen him. She could see the bones of his ribs, chest and shoulders. His arms were partially hidden under his back.
Probably tied, too.
Her eyes drifted lower. His belly was flat, leading into bony hips. A thin patch of coppery hair decorated the base of his belly. Below, his penis was exposed, soft and pink. Delora stared. She knew what naked men looked like, of course, but she'd never been this close to one in the flesh.
She tore her gaze away and jostled the bare mattress they were lying on. "Hey!" she called out. "Are you okay?"
Jonathan struggled, vestiges of a very weird dream evaporating from his memory. Something about purple cannibals and being roasted on a spit. Bright light hurt his eyes; he squeezed them shut. He tried to move his hands to his face and couldn't. They were bound behind his back.
"Are you okay?" came a plaintive female voice.
Jonathan tilted his head towards the source of the voice. Through his squinting eyes he could make out a female figure stretched out beside him.
Where are my glasses?
"Who are you?" he asked, his throat dry and sore, his voice hoarse.
"I'm Delora. Why are we tied up like this?"
"Tied up? I don't know." Jonathan tried to shake away the cobwebs in his mind. The last thing he remembered was Terry and Andy stopping by his desk with a question about programming a spreadsheet. It had been a simple problem and it had only taken a minute or so. He'd answered a couple of emails, and then ...
And then ...? He couldn't remember. He couldn't remember going home, having dinner, going to bed. Just the sensation of waking up.
"I - I don't know," he admitted again. He tried yelling. "Hey! Can anyone hear me?"
"I already tried that," the female voice said.
Delora.
"Delora? Do I know you?"
"You look a little familiar, but I don't think so."
"I'm Jonathan," he introduced himself. "I work at McCutcheon and Sons."
"The accountants? Across the hall."
"Yes. Oh, you're from the lawyers' office?"
"Uh-huh. I'm a paralegal there."
"I guess we might have seen each other in the hall. Do you have any idea where we are? Or how we got here?"
"No. Last thing I remember clearly is Shannon and Jo stopping at my desk to ask if I'd heard the latest gossip. Which is strange because they know I don't do that. I think they might have put something in my tea."
A sinking feeling twisted Jonathan's gut. "They drugged you?"
Did Terry ...? Of course he did!
"That might explain how I feel."
"Shannon and Jo? They talked to you?"
"No. Two jokers at my office—the boss's son and one of his cronies." Jonathan struggled against his bonds. And suddenly realized he was naked. He groaned in frustration.
"What's the matter?"
"I'm naked."
"Yes, I can see. Do you know why?"
"I have no idea." A sudden thought. "Oh no!"
"What?"
"How long have we been ... out?"
"Oh." Delora thought for a moment. "I'm not sure. Hours, I think. Maybe longer. I have to ... empty my bladder." She felt herself blushing—she wasn't used to having conversations with men about body functions.
"Yeah, me too." Jonathan tried to gather his thoughts. "I think this might be someone's idea of an April Fools joke."
"What? No! Really?"
"Yeah. This is definitely something Terry would dream up."
"Terry?"
"Boss's son. A real jerk. He likes tormenting me. If he and your ... Shannon? ... got together, do you think she'd go along with something like this?"
Delora snorted in derision. "Shannon? Definitely." She looked at Jonathan hopefully, trying to ignore his nudity. "Is there any way you can untie yourself?"