When I came inside her, it felt way beyond the pure pleasure and the feeling of seminal release; it felt as if I was flying.
Before I continue, I want to warn you that this isnât a quick masturbatory fix; look elsewhere for that. Thereâre plenty of good, quickie stories on this site. Also, I want to establish that this is a true story. No names have been changed, no locations switched, no details added or deleted or enhanced. Itâs a story of me losing my virginity to a wonderful, caring, thoughtful, and more-than-slightly schizophrenic English girl. Itâs a story that gradually unfolds into a series of climaxes, most of them mine, then ends with a trip to Egypt. Itâs a story of two cultures meeting and experiencingâŚ.
Okay, enough of that bullshit, letâs move on. Apologies for the coitus interruptus there, but before I resume orgasm, a little background is necessary.
I was nineteen and had decided to escape to England for a year to go to school, check out the culture, get away from American culture, and to date English chicks. Why the English chick fetish? I donât know. But it had been something that had been with me since I was a kid. You know, reading all those British novels and hearing the accents and all that. I guess I was being pretty ignorant in assuming English girls were the standard of romantic success, but I really didnât care. I wanted to explore them and find amazing differences between them and the American girls I was used to.
Not as if I was really used to a lot of American girls. I was nineteen. I was a virgin. Itâs a status that fits more American guys than care to admit it. It wasnât as if I couldnât have gotten laid. I can count no less than seven girls, starting from when I was fourteen, who offered themselves to me in one way or another. Did I take them up? No. Not even for a hand job. Pretty beat, I know. I thought I was being chivalrous and understanding and a âgood friend.â You know â that guy who always has a lot of female friends who feel as if they can âtalkâ with him and that heâll understand their feelings and give them good advice. I was that 80âs emasculated male, the âgentle friendâ with a âtouch of graceâ that Neil Peart writes about. I erroneously thought that this personality would lead to girls falling in love with my soul and bedding me. It didnât. Except for the seven aforementioned, girls saw me, as one put it, âa chick with a penis.â
Great. Happy reputation. So high school went by with only a few bouts of petting, and college rolled in and offered nothing at all. Did I mention my awkward shyness, lack of social glibness, and a habit of being friends with guys who usually overshadowed me when it came to women? Anyway, I banked on my non-existent exotic American allure and enrolled at Loughborough University in the English Midlands.
Over the course of that year, at least three more women wanted to sleep with me. I was either, A)too shy and afraid to take them up on it B)too awkward to take the next step, or C)too dumb to realize what they were doing. So May rolled around and I was getting ready to head off to Egypt for a job there. It was my last night in England and I packed up my stuff in my flat and headed out with a few Irish and Greek friends (great combo, by the way, when it comes to drinking) to the Swan in the Rushes pub for a last drink.
And thatâs where I saw Lisa.
But not for the first time that year. You see, Lisa was part of the drama department and so I actually saw her quite often, since the English and drama departments worked together a bit. So I had passed her in the halls and on the small campus and once, for a blessed few hours, had sat near her on a motor coach that was taking us down to Stratford. âNearâ being some four or five rows back, but it was close enough. I was in love with this girl. She was intelligent, witty, and, of course, beautiful in a classically English way. Medium height, slim; long, flowing blond hair, like Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride, deep, blue eyes. Her voice was light and airy and when she laughed it was aural radiance. I was head over heels and had been for months.
âLisa, I think youâre what Iâve been dreaming about for years. Can I buy you a drink?â I didnât say as my friends and I grabbed a table next to where she and a few other drama department members were sitting. Instead, I nursed my Guinesses and spent the next hour or so getting pissed and toasting my friends and attempting to throw darts and not hit the paneling or bartender. I kept my eye on Lisa and as people shifted around and seats changed, I ended up sitting next to her. I tried to get noticed. It didnât work. Finally I had to play my trump card. âItâs my last night in England,â I said to her during a break in the conversation. âCan I buy you a drink?â
She peered at me over her glass of lime-water (important detail: when she later slept with me, she wasnât drunk!). âShouldnât I buy you one if itâs your last night?â she said.