When I came inside her, it felt way beyond the pure pleasure and the feeling of seminal release; it felt as if I was flying.
Before I continue, I want to warn you that this isnât a quick masturbatory fix; look elsewhere for that. Thereâre plenty of good, quickie stories on this site. Also, I want to establish that this is a true story. No names have been changed, no locations switched, no details added or deleted or enhanced. Itâs a story of me losing my virginity to a wonderful, caring, thoughtful, and more-than-slightly schizophrenic English girl. Itâs a story that gradually unfolds into a series of climaxes, most of them mine, then ends with a trip to Egypt. Itâs a story of two cultures meeting and experiencingâŠ.
Okay, enough of that bullshit, letâs move on. Apologies for the coitus interruptus there, but before I resume orgasm, a little background is necessary.
I was nineteen and had decided to escape to England for a year to go to school, check out the culture, get away from American culture, and to date English chicks. Why the English chick fetish? I donât know. But it had been something that had been with me since I was a kid. You know, reading all those British novels and hearing the accents and all that. I guess I was being pretty ignorant in assuming English girls were the standard of romantic success, but I really didnât care. I wanted to explore them and find amazing differences between them and the American girls I was used to.
Not as if I was really used to a lot of American girls. I was nineteen. I was a virgin. Itâs a status that fits more American guys than care to admit it. It wasnât as if I couldnât have gotten laid. I can count no less than seven girls, starting from when I was fourteen, who offered themselves to me in one way or another. Did I take them up? No. Not even for a hand job. Pretty beat, I know. I thought I was being chivalrous and understanding and a âgood friend.â You know â that guy who always has a lot of female friends who feel as if they can âtalkâ with him and that heâll understand their feelings and give them good advice. I was that 80âs emasculated male, the âgentle friendâ with a âtouch of graceâ that Neil Peart writes about. I erroneously thought that this personality would lead to girls falling in love with my soul and bedding me. It didnât. Except for the seven aforementioned, girls saw me, as one put it, âa chick with a penis.â
Great. Happy reputation. So high school went by with only a few bouts of petting, and college rolled in and offered nothing at all. Did I mention my awkward shyness, lack of social glibness, and a habit of being friends with guys who usually overshadowed me when it came to women? Anyway, I banked on my non-existent exotic American allure and enrolled at Loughborough University in the English Midlands.
Over the course of that year, at least three more women wanted to sleep with me. I was either, A)too shy and afraid to take them up on it B)too awkward to take the next step, or C)too dumb to realize what they were doing. So May rolled around and I was getting ready to head off to Egypt for a job there. It was my last night in England and I packed up my stuff in my flat and headed out with a few Irish and Greek friends (great combo, by the way, when it comes to drinking) to the Swan in the Rushes pub for a last drink.
And thatâs where I saw Lisa.
But not for the first time that year. You see, Lisa was part of the drama department and so I actually saw her quite often, since the English and drama departments worked together a bit. So I had passed her in the halls and on the small campus and once, for a blessed few hours, had sat near her on a motor coach that was taking us down to Stratford. âNearâ being some four or five rows back, but it was close enough. I was in love with this girl. She was intelligent, witty, and, of course, beautiful in a classically English way. Medium height, slim; long, flowing blond hair, like Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride, deep, blue eyes. Her voice was light and airy and when she laughed it was aural radiance. I was head over heels and had been for months.
âLisa, I think youâre what Iâve been dreaming about for years. Can I buy you a drink?â I didnât say as my friends and I grabbed a table next to where she and a few other drama department members were sitting. Instead, I nursed my Guinesses and spent the next hour or so getting pissed and toasting my friends and attempting to throw darts and not hit the paneling or bartender. I kept my eye on Lisa and as people shifted around and seats changed, I ended up sitting next to her. I tried to get noticed. It didnât work. Finally I had to play my trump card. âItâs my last night in England,â I said to her during a break in the conversation. âCan I buy you a drink?â
She peered at me over her glass of lime-water (important detail: when she later slept with me, she wasnât drunk!). âShouldnât I buy you one if itâs your last night?â she said.
But I insisted, and bought her another lime- water (and a round for the table as well â earlier that evening I had discovered several twenty pound notes I had stashed away in my drawer back at the beginning of the year) and when she took a drink I said, âYou have the smallest hands.â It was true; she had tiny hands, like a childâs. No, this isnât some Freudian pedophilic fetish of mine. It was just something I noticed and, not being the Rico Suave of conversation, I tried it as an opening gambit.
It worked. Somehow we ended up in conversation, talking about mutual friends, shared enemies, the departments, and other forgettable things, and I kept pinching myself (figuratively) because I was talking with her, actually talking with her, and she seemed to be enjoying it. When she told me she was half-Welsh, I was in higher heaven. I mean, I had grown up with âRhiannonâ and all that, and here was this Welsh goddess, even dressed in diaphanous black gauzy things. (A side note: anyone who grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons or whoâs read Tolkien to any extent will know what Iâm talking about when I say that if you outfitted Lisa in chain mail and leather boots, and gave her, say, a crossbow or a short dagger, and some sort of amulet thingie hanging around her neck, then she could have stepped out of the symbolic darkness of some elfin forest, a fantasy-realm wet dream. She even had these slightly pointy elf ears.)
So we talked and she laughed at my cheesy jokes and drank more lime water and I finished what seemed like my twentieth pint and all too soon the bartender bellowed out last call and I found myself out on the sidewalk with my friends and Lisa and a few of her gang. âWould you like to come by my place to talk some more?â she asked. Wait! Hadnât I heard this before? When a girl asked you to come by her place â late at night â to talk some, didnât it mean that she wanted to do more than talk? I hoped. She gave me directions, then vanished into the squalid Loughborough night and I walked my friends back to their flats and had a last few drinks and then staggered my way to Lisaâs flat. âCome in through the backdoor,â she had told me, âbecause my flatmates will probably be asleep.â Jim Morrison was intoning âBackdoor Manâ in my mind as I knocked softly on the heavy wooden door, and I wasnât to learn until later that she wanted me to come in through the back door because she didnât want her flatmates to tell her fiancĂ© that another guy was seeing her late at night. How odd.
She let me in and we crept through the dark hallway to the lambent glow of her room, lit with candles and a luminous moon on the ceiling. She had Bob Dylan playing on her stereo, but I felt as if I could ignore him for the time being. She offered tea and went off to the kitchen to make it and I sat on the rug on the floor and looked through her books. Iâd like to say that I wanted to get to know her better â and I did â but I also knew I was probably getting laid tonight and you canât really blame me for not wholly paying attention to her reading material. Instead, I leaned back and when she arrived with two cups of tea (for some reason I could never find English Breakfast tea in EnglandâŠ), I concentrated on making good, forward conversation.
Okay. I know what youâre thinking. Typical Bluetrain bore. Two pages have gone by and there isnât even any sex yet. I know. I tried starting with something like, âI had been drooling over this British chick the whole time I was in England, and when she told me to come to her place, I knew it was my lucky day. After a few bottles of wine, we started kissing. Then before I knew it, she had her hand on my throbbing meat stick and my hand was sliding down her stomach and unbuttoning her pants, searching for that golden honey pot. Tossing her wine glass away, she unzipped me, pulled my 14 inch ramrod free, and started licking my railroad engine-size shaft.â But I wasnât happy with it. I mean, events like that did happen, but I had to set things up first. Things start happening soon. Trust me.
We finished our tea and Lisa produced a bottle of red wine from a drawer and we started drinking that, classily using our teacups so that stray flakes of tea lea swirled in red oceans. I drank; she demurely sipped hers. âIâve liked you all year,â I boldly told her, my heart burning. âAnd I, you,â she replied. She said it just like that: âAnd I, you,â like something out of Ivanhoe. She put her cup down and hesitantly said, âI want to touch you.â This was it; I couldnât turn back, nor could I pop off some smart-ass remark to defuse the situation. I had to carry on, to sally forth into my dream. I took her hand and she drew me close and we kissed. What should I do with my other hand? Did she really want to touch me? Or simply to touch me?