"I'm never going to forgive you for this!"
"Dude twenty seven is too fucking old to be a virgin. You just can't stay this way so we're going to fix it." Mike said as he hustled his friend out of the truck.
"But-"
"No buts. Of course I didn't tell you where we were going. You wouldn't have got in the car if I told you where we were going. Now come one it's not like I didn't spring for some grade fucking A pussy. I'm actually a little jealous." Mike growled as he wrestled his friend out of the PT Cruiser that had taken then a little more than three hundred miles to the infamous Bunny Ranch.
"Who?"
"You'll know her when you see her and you'll thank me. I've been through your porn collection more than once. Hell I bought half of that shit and you borrowed it. I know what you like." Mike didn't have to drag his friend any more, which was good because his eyes had started to wander the flesh all around.
The truth was after five hours on the road Damian wasn't actually interested in sex so much as just being out of the car and able to stretch. It didn't help that he was literally surrounded by stunning women giggling and waving to him. "Did you tell them all that I'm virgin?" Damian hissed. Mike didn't say anything; he was far too busy watching a dark skinned girl with blond girls in gold micro shorts and a matching bra. "Did you tell them this is my first time?" Damian snapped.
"You mean by for example yelling it really loud in the middle of the courtyard? No I didn't." Mike spat. "Of course the fact that I practically had to wrestle you out of the car means you're either a virgin, gay or getting married. Since you're not wearing a wedding ring and even I know your shoes are ugly I think the ladies can make a damned good guess which one it is though. Now come on." Mike started walking towards the main desk
"Do you have reservations or were you hoping to window shop for a while gentlemen?" Mike's eyes narrowed slightly on the woman who'd addressed him from behind the desk. She was a little older but there was something familiar about her that he couldn't quite place. "Gentlemen?"