I was a pretty normal horny teenage during senior year of high school. I was held back a year in middle school so I was actually 19 in the spring graduation class. Because I was older I was looked at as the cool guy in school because back then experiences of someone a year old is so much more cool. Anyway, I figured I didn't want to be a 19 year old virgin and I didn't want to enter college in the fall without any experience. I couldn't try with some girls because I had this persona of being experienced and the practice girls I wanted to try on were not biting. I figured it was time to take matters into my own hands and just suck it up and pay for it.
Well I traveled to New York City by bus after looking up some happy ending massage places. It was easy enough to call around or find some sketchy spots and talking to some older friends I knew I could get an easy hand job. Well that's exactly what I did. Paid, showed ID, showered, and laid on the table naked.
It was a stereotypical asian lady probably in her 50s. As she made me turn to lay on my back my boner was in the center of the rooms attention, literally. Well she put a towel on it and I figured she was just trying to seem legit so I pulled it off and wiped some oil from my legs on to my hands and started rubbing it myself to give her the idea that I wanted that area taken cared of. She got the idea and took over making sure to tell me that there's an extra charge. I came so fast since I never really used lotion or oil before in my parents basement. She cleaned me up and I left in a hurry. I knew I had 5 more hours to explore the city before my return bus was going to depart. I got lunch and then walked around thinking I needed more.
Oh to be young again and able to get an erection immediately after you just cum. Well that's where my head was at and I needed to make the most of this trip. I was out of town where no one recognized me so I was able to take some risk and be aggressive about finding a new place that would let me have sex. I wanted to avoid paying for a prostitute hooker type situation at this point in my life so I figured massages were safe. And even if they said, at least I'll get a handy before making my way back home to Boston.
I didn't know how to ask the front desk of a massage parlor if they would "go all the way" and honestly I wanted someone other than an old asian lady. So I got desperate and stated asking guys wearing business suits. I got told to get lost a bunch of times until someone chuckled and told me to check out this place he frequents. I called and said that I wanted to walk in and they said it'd be extra. I asked, how much extra. $200 for a walk in massage. Well I was desperate and horny and young and stupid so I made my way over there. When I got there I told the front desk lady who was older white woman who looked like my aunts age but still very attractive that I was the walk-in that called. She gave me a look as in she was waiting on me to cough up the $200. As I pulled cash out she literally just pocketed the money right in front of my eyes and then told me to sit and wait.
I sat and waited like instructed and realized that I was not in control. She literally could pretend that I didn't pay and she could throw me out and I'd lose $200 cash. Well after some sweating I decided I needed to ask her some questions about what the suited man told me earlier.
"Hey, so, uh, what time am I going to be seen?" I asked assertively.
"Michelle will be out in a minute." She said without looking up from her magazine.
I didn't have a phone as this was the early 2000's and I had no idea if this was going to pan out. I didn't have any friends or plan, I literally just paid this lady money for a massage that I didn't even know if I was going to get.
"So is this like a sports massage or Swedish or deep tissue?" I asked with a little less authority this time.
"General wellness. It'll be extra for something specialized." the receptionist said this time peeking up at me over the cover.
"Well how much for extra?" I asked
"It goes up in $25 increments depending on the level and time. You have 1 hour general wellness." she said flipping through the pages.
"Well, how much for extra?" I asked.
"I just told you, $25 increments. Are you deaf?" She said this time putting the magazine down.
"No, no. Sorry. I meant how much for extra. Not how much extra on top of what I already paid." Thinking that by using my eyes to hint at her pocket telling her I know she pocketed my money instead of giving it to the company or masseuse, it'd put me back in the position of power.
Well she didn't get scared by my gesture, but instead curious. "What extras are we talking about here?"
"Well a friend mentioned he has a really good time here. I was thinking a happier ending than just a regular happy ending." I spurted out
"You'll have to talk to Michelle." She said with a giant smile that came out of the corner of her mouth.
I could tell that was all the information she was going to give me and she ended the conversation by picking up her magazine as she scoffed at me. I sat back down feeling like I was in my principals office about to get lectured on skipping class.