True story!
I've written and posted several stories but just realized I never shared the story of my first time having a bisexual experience. Here you go:
I was a military recruiter several years ago and was ordered to work a booth for career day at the local community college on a Thursday. As is typical, they put the military, law enforcement and various first responders all together in one section in the back corner. Once we all get set up it starts slow, which is the norm, so we all usually wander and check out each other's booth and say hi.
The booth beside mine was the Sheriff's department, the Deputy and I got along well immediately. I was 32 and I'd guess he was within a year or two of my age, he was possibly the older of us. He told me his name was Ben. Anyhow Ben and I were discreetly calling each others attention to the hot young students and making stupid guy comments as guys do like "nipples at your 9 o'clock" or "hot teacher approaching", silly/stupid things like that.
From 8am to 10am or so it was super slow and we were mostly just goofing off. At about 10:30 it started getting busy for us so there was more talent but we had less chances to share our childish observations. We worked through the lunch crowd and had each had a good number of prospects listen to our recruiting pitch and gotten their contact information.
It was now about 1:30 and business had slowed down drastically. Ben and I were standing there bored and at the double glass doors I see the hottest lady all day walking in. Her silhouette was the perfect figure. She was lean and fit with the most perfect hourglass shape I'd seen in a long time. She was probably late twenties to maybe 30 I guessed and so much sexier than all the 18-24 college age girls we'd been talking to or about today (but maybe that's just my preference for a more mature woman). Anyhow, this woman was gorgeous as hell, dressed sexy and had a confident strut that was in itself sexy too.
I immediately tell Ben "Dude! Doors, black leather miniskirt, maroon silk blouse.....smokin hot!"
He looks and says "You like that?"
I said "Oh hell yes, how couldn't you, she's sexy as fuck Bro."
He said "So you'd fuck that?"
I said "Oh hell yeah....fuck it, eat it, then buy her a new car in hopes to fuck her all over again!"
John laughed his ass off. I remember thinking his laughter was a little over the top, it wasn't that funny.
The sexy woman was walking straight towards us....damn! She got better looking with every step closer too.
When she was only about 5 feet away she reached out with a Wendy's bag in her hand.
I quickly realized "holy shit! I just got played. This is his wife and I'm an idiot!"
I quickly turned away told him he's an ass and hid on the other side of my recruiting booth. After a minute of standing there feeling like a fool I decided to take a walk around all the booths and demos going on in the college's field house. I was hoping by the time I made it back she'd be gone but even at that I was disappointed that if I was successful I'd miss checking out her ass as she walked away. When I returned to my appointed place of duty at my booth he was done eating his lunch but she was still there talking with him.
I again hid on the opposite side of my display.
I could hear them laughing but couldn't hear their conversation well enough to understand what they were saying.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw her hug him and give him a goodbye kiss. I looked over and her goodbye kiss was pretty intimate but I was busted because she was kissing him and looking directly at me. I looked away like I had just accidentally stared at the sun.
She said one last thing to Deputy Dickhead and turned stepping directly towards me. As she strutted there was no ignoring her anymore so I turned to face her since she was obviously approaching me with something to say. Internally I was prepared to be slapped and already trying to figure out how to diffuse the situation so we wouldn't be causing a scene. In a millisecond I decided to take the slap and try to find a route of escape.
This sexy goddess of a woman extended her hand for me to shake and said "Hi, I'm Anna, thanks for the naughty compliments."
I instantly went into full apology mode and I told her I was sincerely sorry that I got caught up in guy talk and crossed the line.
She never released me from the handshake and now pulled me into her closely and quietly whispered into my ear "You didn't do anything worth apologizing for and if Ben let me, I'd fuck your brains out too!"
Then she surprised me with a quick kiss right on the lips, looked back at Ben quickly while winking then turned to walk away saying "good bye boys, y'all have fun" and she blew me or maybe us a kiss. I was so confused at this point. I stood there looking back and forth at her, then Ben, then her. I realized I only had a limited time to watch her perfect ass all the way to the glass doors then I turned to Ben and said "Bro.....1 you're an ass! and 2 What the fuck just happened?"
Ben was standing beside me again by this point and he was still quite amused by my bewilderment. Once he stopped laughing I told him "Dude, your wife just kissed me all I could do was stare at your gun and pray you didn't clear leather in my direction."
Ben said "She's not my wife Bro but the look on your face was priceless."
I told him I noticed you both had wedding bands on and she brought your lunch so I thought....
He said "Oh, we're both married just not to each other."
I decided to leave that alone.
He said "so you like her?"
I just told him "Of course, she's badass and obviously pretty cool too."
He said "You have no idea!"
I got busy with prospecting recruits and so did Ben for a bit then we both broke down our displays. I was done first and ready to go so I told him thanks for making the day fun. We exchanged business cards and said we'd keep in touch then I headed to my car and back to my office.
I was back at my office for a couple hours when I got a call from Ben. He asked me again what I thought of Anna and I said "Oh no, I'm not falling in that trap again."
He told me it wasn't a trap so I just told him she was gorgeous with a smokin hot body. He told me that she said she was really into me too. He said "she was going to call you herself but she's busy giving me head right now so she asked me to call you on her behalf" and I heard a nearly inaudible "Hi Sexy" as if her mouth was full.
He asked me if I knew of the porn shop down the road called the Red Rooster with the video booths and theater. I told him I knew it and had been there. I was afraid he was going to ask me to meet him in the theater or something but that wasn't his objective. He told me he had a question for me but he wanted me to run down to that store and pick up the local's magazine that's in the metal wire stand right by the exit door.
He told me to do that and he'll call me back in exactly an hour.
So I change out of uniform into civilian attire and run my errand to the xxx store and make it back to my office.
The thing he had me grab was a cheap paper magazine called "The Hook-Up" made up of supposedly local swingers that placed personal ads to contact each other. I'd seen it before but thought I'd was fake personal ads put there to draw perverts to the advertisements spread throughout the pages. Most of the ads were tattoo shops, tattoo removal businesses, body piercing studios and smoke shops.
I will admit though that the cover page and first few pages usually had the ads with the attention grabbing pictures or write ups.
I get his call just when he said I would and he asks me if I had flipped through the pages. I said yes of course I had. He told me Anna had to run but she wanted him to pitch an idea to me.
He said "So what do you think of the chick on the big half page ad on the cover bending over an office desk?"
I told him she's hot as fuck!
He said "That's Anna!"