Hello, there. My name is Stacy Jane Bourgeois. I've got a riddle for you. How does a chick who's fat, ugly in the face, has a huge plump ass and an aloof personality gets to become the most popular female on a college campus teeming with rich and sexy women? Who in hell would let her become so popular? Either it's an act of supernatural intervention or there's cunning and trickery involved. Vote for the latter if you want to win. The answer is simple, folks. She adapted! A lot! One more confession, I'm the fat chick in question and this is my fun-filled and very true story.
Why did I write this story? As a message of empowerment to fat women everywhere. I'm a fat woman and guess what? I can be a temptress and a seductress as well as an empowered and independent woman. Skinny women shouldn't get to have all the fun. It's bad enough that they steal all the good men and get the best jobs, the best houses and the best relationships, they don't have to take every pleasure of this life for themselves too. The world doesn't revolve around skinny women. I'm here to declare that Big Women Rule!
I'm a student at the Amherst Institute of Technology in Amherst, Massachusetts. The Amherst Institute of Technology is a small private school with nine thousand students. The institution has strong programs in civil and mechanical engineering, computing and biomedical engineering. Recently, a liberal arts program was created in an attempt to diversify the college campus. I've been going there since the year 2004, when I enrolled as a freshman. Before that, I attended Brockton French Academy, a private school located in Brockton, Massachusetts.
I graduate from Amherst Tech in 2008. This year, I've decided that I want to be popular. I've always had a thing for pretty guys, but they don't like me. Partly it's because I'm a six-foot-three, red-haired, large-breasted, thick-bodied and big all over, somewhat hefty gal. Alright, fine. I'll be honest. I'm not curvy. I'm not voluptuous. I don't have a mere few extra pounds. I'm absolutely fucking enormous. There, are you happy? I weigh three hundred and ninety pounds and I'm a member of the Amherst Tech Women's Rugby Team.
Amherst Tech is one of a few American colleges or universities with a Women's Rugby program. They have tons of sports, though, for both men and women. Amherst Tech student-athletes compete in Men's Varsity Baseball, Basketball, Volleyball, Cross Country, Football, Soccer, Indoor Track, Archery, Rodeo, Rugby, Lacrosse, Ice Hockey, Rowing, Sailing, Wrestling, Bowling, Golf, Tennis and Swimming along with Women's Varsity Softball, Indoor Track, Basketball, Archery, Cross Country, Rugby, Soccer, Field Hockey, Eqyestrian, Volleyball, Lacrosse, Ice Hockey, Swimming, Rowing, Sailing, Golf, Wrestling and Tennis. We compete in the NCAA Division One. Our sports teams are known as the Amherst Flying Pirates and the Lady Pirates. We had won NCAA Medals in Football, Men's and Women's Basketball, Men's and Women's Soccer, Men's and Women's Wrestling and Men's Golf. We were considered an athletic powerhouse in collegiate America.
Yeah, I was a lonely sportswoman on a campus filled with gorgeous feminine beauties who stole all the guys until I hatched a plan to get the guys to notice me. I would go after the most popular guy on campus and win him over. Who was the most popular guy on campus? That's easy, Zachary Alexander Etienne. The six-foot-three, 240-pound, Haitian-American quarterback and Most Valuable Player of the Men's Varsity Football team. One of the demigods on campus. He was sexy, smart and incredibly popular. Also, lots of women were after him. He was dating a tall, gorgeous young black woman named Sylvia Jenkins. Both of them came from money. Zachary Etienne was the son of Emmanuel Etienne, the Haitian-American billionaire businessman who founded Etienne Enterprises, one of the leading shipping firms in America.
Sylvia Jenkins came from old money. Her father, Luther Jenkins was a prominent African-American businessman from Atlanta and her mother, Lydia Samson Jenkins was the first female CEO of Samson & Delvin, one of the largest and most powerful law firms in Massachusetts. Yeah, the gal had dough. And she had beauty and brains too. They made the perfect couple. The Football stud and his Dime Piece girlfriend. How could anyone hope to ever break them up? I mean, sexier women than me had tried, only to be rejected by Zachary. He didn't cheat on his perfect girlfriend with any of us mere mortals. Still, I couldn't just give up. I had to find a way.
Fortunately, I had one class with Zachary Etienne. Criminology. It was a fun class. That's where I approached him. It turns out the sexy black stud was quite friendly. We had a lot in common. He was into comic books and action movies, just like me. I've always been into guy stuff. Contact sports, comic books and action movies. I played with GI Joe instead of Barbie. I found him a lot more interesting. Before long, Zachary and I were buddies. I even bought some comic books, like this month's issue of Spiderman and Wolverine, and brought them to him. He appreciated that a lot. He even confided in me that his girlfriend, the seemingly perfect Sylvia wasn't into sports, comic books or action movies. She was an extremely girly kind of woman. This is where it pays to be a tomboy. I had sensed Zachary's secret need and Sylvia's weakness. I was determined to exploit both to my ultimate advantage.