Best Friends

"Why don't you come over?" I asked my friend Mark. We knew each other since high school. Mark liked women, but he liked men too. Specifically, he liked me. He would always find a reason to get naked around me. I enjoyed the attention, but I didn't know how to react to his advances.

"What are you doing right now?" he asked.

"I'm sitting here naked with my dick in my hand watching Best Brazilian Blow Jobs. Wanna come and watch it with me?"

There was silence.

"I'll let you jerk me off," I said.

Silence.

"And suck me."

Nothing.

Then: "You know what I want," He said, rather matter of factly.

"Okay. I will fuck you in your asshole." He had asked me to bone his dirthole every time we were together.

"Promise?"

"Yup."

I hung up and waited. Half an hour later there was a knock on the door. I answered it naked, a beer in one hand and my stiff cock in the other.

"Hey," he said.

"Come in. I see you brought beer."

"That's for cleaning my ass out before you fuck me. I'm gonna need your help with that." He looked at my stiff cock: a smile appeared across his face as he stripped down and took the beer into the bathroom.

"Hey! I need you in here. You gotta help me with this," he shouted.

I hurried into the bathroom. He was nude. He had popped the top off the bottle of beer and stole a few swallows before handing me a tube of KY and the beer.

"Smear some KY on the bottle neck and some on my asshole."

I did as instructed, lubing up the bottle neck. Mark got on all fours and stuck his meaty, white ass in the air.

"Okay. Now you want to squirt some lube on my hole and gently and slowly, push the bottle in, being careful not to spill any beer."

"A beer enema Mark? I figured you for a champagne type of guy." I ran my hand up between his thighs. He had a nice ass. I never felt a guy's ass before, much less his asshole.

"When's the last time you took a shower?"

"Right before I came here. Why?"

I don't know why, but I was hit with an overwhelming need to slip my tongue into his tight little anus. I grabbed his cheeks and spread him wide, his pink little hole staring back at me. I leaned forward and tasted his forbidden fruit. I stiffened my tongue and forced it forward, into his dark place.

"Oh my God, what are you doing?"

"You like it?" I asked trying to move my tongue in and out.

"Fuck yeah," he said. I pulled my tongue out and picked up the bottle. I smeared some lube on his hole and some on the bottle. I slowly pressed the bottle neck into his asshole.

"Yeah. Good. Now, shake it a little till it foams up and all the beer is out of the bottle."

I did as requested. The bottle was empty, so I decided to butt fuck him with it.

"No Dude. Get the next bottle and repeat the process until the second one is empty. Don't fuck me with it. Just pull it out slowly and go in the kitchen while I shit this beer out."

I pulled the bottle out slowly, grabbed the other empty and went into the kitchen and poured myself a shot.

We repeated this procedure and Mark took a shower to clean his asshole so I could lick him again and have him nice and clean inside. When he was done and dried off he searched for a beer in the fridge.

"Why not drink one of the beers in the bathroom?" I asked.

"Those are non alcoholic. I'd be drunk as hell squirting 3 beers up my ass."

I was sitting at the diningroom table, my naked ass sticking to the seat, contemplating the fact that I never considered myself gay or bisexual, but I was just caressing a man's ass. I just had my tongue up his dark little back door, and my cock was harder than I ever recall it being.

I told Mark what I was thinking about and he walked up to me, his naked cock inches from my face, and said that I needed to experience it all. He brought his flaccid dick to my mouth and said: "Open."

When I opened my mouth, he slid his cock in. "Suck me. Suck me, lick me, kiss me, slobber and choke and gag on me. Make me hard and take me down your throat. Do it till I splatter your face with my cum" He did take a few minutes to get fully hard, but I couldn't take him too deep as it was my first time. But I licked his shaft, long, wet strokes that stiffened him even more. Tongue teasing the head of his seven or so inches. I began to bob my head on that meat pole until he grabbed my head and face fucked my mouth and throat til long strands of gooey, sloppy saliva and precum overflowed from my mouth, hung from my chin in long strands.

Suddenly he pulled his cock from my mouth and started jerking himself off inches from my face.

"Here it comes. I'm gonna lose it all over your lovely cheeks and lips."

His knees bent a little, he took a step closer to me and started to make funny growling sounds. Cum rocketed from the piss slit at the tip of his cock, splatting all over my face, a puddle formed in my left eye, and just kept firing away, until it was over and just a little ooze was left, dripping from him. I grabbed his cock and squeezed a drop of cum out, licked it off, and pushed it out of my mouth with my tongue. I stood and got a towel to clean up.

"You said you'd do my ass." Mark said.

"Can we have a few drinks and recover?" I asked.

"You gonna use your tongue on me again?" "Yeah. I liked that" I said.

"I can't wait."