"Barbie Pops her Cherry"
by J.D. Savanyu
The joint was really jumping at the Malibu High School senior prom. Barbie Roberts and Ken Carson were dancing a Bristol Stomp in the gym, reeling and rocking to "Rave On" by Buddy Holly and The Crickets. The highly photogenic eighteen year-old prom king and queen were surrounded by hundreds of jealous classmates. Barbie's red chiffon dress kept swishing against her sexy white legs, while Ken worked up a sweat in a three-piece tuxedo; looking forward to fucking her brains out in his brand-new '59 Thunderbird.
"Come on Barbie, let's party-
hardy!
" Ken beamed.
They danced the Funky Broadway, raving on to "Rave On." The song finally finished after an extended jam session, then the cover band "knocked it down a few pegs" by playing a romantic ballad. "To Know Him is To Love Him" by The Teddy Bears. Ken embraced his blonde girl-toy tenderly and led her around in slow swaying circles.
"Oh Ken, this is
soooo
romantic!" Barbie swooned while resting her golden head on his burly left shoulder.
"You're my rock 'n roll doll, baby."
"No doubt. We're having so much fun."
"Well Barbie, we got a bright future ahead of us. I'm gonna be the starting quarterback for USC, and then I'll be a superstar in the NFL."
"Meanwhile, I'll hit the fashion runways and become a super-famous supermodel. I can be anything!"
"The world is your oyster, and I'm gonna pluck that sucker right outta the shell."
He embraced her tighter and planted a big kiss on her bright red Maybelline lips. They kept swirling in the center of a teenage maelstrom, floating on cloud nine. The real world was miles away from that glitzy suburban hive of Los Angeles glamor.
The senior prom concluded twenty minutes later, and the prom royalty hit the road in a purple Thunderbird with a souped-up V8 and sharply pointed tailfins. Ken punched the gas pedal and zoomed down the Pacific Coast Highway, savoring the salty breeze through the open windows on a warm night.
"Wow, Ken, your new T-bird is outta sight!" Barbie beamed.
"My dad paid for it with all that producer money he gets from Paramount Pictures. But he wants me to pay him back when I become the next Johnny Unitas."
"This car is so manly, daddy-o. I love this chrome-plated dashboard, and how the Cruise-O-Matic engine roars like a Bengal tiger."
"It's a bitchin' ride, but I wish it had seatbelts."
"Why doesn't the government require those?"
"Because the government is full of bozo clowns with dicks for brains."
Barbie sighed pleasantly and turned on the AM radio. The roaring engine was accompanied by Dion and the Belmonts crooning "A Teenager in Love." Ken stroked her chiffon covered thighs with one hand while steering the big sports car with the other, zooming past dozens of mansions belonging to Hollywood A-listers.
"I don't feel like going home yet, Ken. Why don't we hit the malt shop for a banana split?"
"Nah, I'm not hungry," he replied with a devilish grin. "But I
am
horny."
"Oh, you naughty boy," she giggled.
"Let's go to Point Dume and make out."
"Well... I promised my conservative religious parents that I wouldn't fool around tonight, but... screw them!"