A well-endowed young man visits his old school and meets a massive breasted nun who had cared for him at school, enjoy.
I had picked up my new Porsche on Friday morning; it was a dream, the specification I had ordered was incredible, four-wheel drive, twin turbo, and a convertible, it was a flying machine. I'd left school four years ago, I had studied computer programming and had now published eight games, everyone was a winner. My old school was an hours drive away from where my new apartment was, I visited it on Saturday and also to stay the night at the Kings Hotel as the restaurant had a Michelin star and I'd so many good and memorable meals there with my mother and father, I'd been a boarder at school.
The school was male only and Catholic. They sold the school and grounds for commercial development, and it was completely demolished. I wanted to see everything for myself, so that's why I made the visit.
When I arrived, all I found was the old cemetery, everything had been demolished, I got out of the car and walked into the cemetery; I knew one of my old teachers was buried there as we'd all been to the funeral as it had been in term time. There was a lady wearing jeans and with an incredible butt tidying one of the graves. I walked over to her and asked when the school had been demolished. I said, "Good afternoon, I'm sorry to disturb you, but I was at school here for six years and it's been a shock to see the school has been demolished. Can you tell me when this happened?"
The lady looked at me, her beautiful blue eyes were sparkling, she said, "Are you Barry Cooper or am I mistaken?"
Then I realised who she was, it was Sister Joan, whenever any pupils at school were unwell, Sister Joan nursed them back to health in the small school hospital, I replied, "I am and you are Sister Joan, do you remember when I had the flu and you fed me chicken soup for a week? How are you, Sister Joan, every time I'm sick I think of you?"
Sister Joan's face lit up, and she gave me a hug, I remembered as she did this that most of the boys at school fantasised about Sister Joan massive breasts. I felt the heavy weight of them in our hug, Sister Joan said, "I remember you well Barry, you were one of the most mannerly boys and you were one most athletic boys at sports, I enjoyed watching you run on the school sports day, you won a lot of events. I'm no longer Sister Joan, I'm Joan now but please call me Jo, the school closed three years ago, I decided that a nun's life was not for me, I got a job in the local doctors clinic but I'd nowhere to live, do you remember Mrs May Gibbons, she was always around the church and school?"
I smiled and said, "In my last two years at school, I cut Mrs Gibbons grass every Saturday, I advised her to buy a Honda mower like the one we had at home, she did it and that made my job so much easier. Do you ever see her? I was going to drive past her cottage."
In her last year of life, I cared for Mrs Gibbons, who was widowed and had no family. She eventually offered me a room in her cottage, which I gratefully accepted, and upon her death, she left me her cottage and all her worldly possessions. The Honda mower is still there, would you like to come to the cottage for a cup of tea with me, I just left some flowers and a candle at her grave as it's her birthday today."
"Jo, you're a lovely kind woman, Mrs Gibbons will smile up there looking down on you. I'd love a cup of tea with you."
Jo and I walked to my car, she said, "That's a beautiful car, it looks quick."
"It is, he's only one day old, I just got him yesterday, I drove down here today to give him a run and I'm so glad I did as I met you again."
I opened the passenger door for Jo then went round to the driver's door and got in, Jo was struggling with the seat belt, I helped her, my arm brushed against her massive breast, she didn't move as I fitted her seat belt, I was going to apologize but Jo said, "I love the smell of leather, this seat is so comfortable, does it give a good ride?"
I was wondering if Jo could give a good ride but replied, "It's the best car ride I've ever had, it's not far to the cottage so you won't experience a lot, we could go for a drive later?"
Jo smiled as she was thrown her back in her seat, as I showed her the amazing acceleration of the car, she said, "Wow, it's so powerful, I have my driving licence, but this would be too powerful for me."
We arrived at the cottage, the memories of cutting the grass here came flooding back to me. Jo said, "Barry, follow me please, I want to show you something."
She took me to the double garage where the Honda mower was stored, I looked at it and said, "I bet it still starts on the 1st pull?"
Jo smiled and said, "Try it."
I switched on the petrol and pulled the line, it started 1st time, I said, "Hello my old friend, how's the world treating you?"
Jo laughed and said, "Barry, how long are you here for?"
"Jo, I don't know, I'm a free agent, I was thinking of eating at the Kings Hotel tonight, would you like to join me for dinner?"
"I'd love to Barry, I don't have the clothes to go there, I love the food, Mrs Gibbons took me there twice, but I put on my nun's habit, I could wear that but it's needing a wash."
As Jo had been speaking I checked underneath the Honda, it needed cleaned, I said, "Jo, this needs cleaned and I'll do it for you, there's a boutique in town called Lucy's, my mother loved that shop, is it still there?"
"Yes, I've never used it but it gets a great name, one doctor in the practice uses it and says the lingerie is first class, my underwear is all old as I've no one to dress up for."
"Jo, you should, you're a very attractive woman, let's have our tea then we'll go to Lucy's, wear something that you can take off quickly as it's best to try everything especially lingerie, to make sure it fits perfectly, my mum was like you, she is full-bodied and found it difficult to find a bra cup that didn't hurt her."
"Barry, I've the same problem, at home, I never wear a bra as everyone I have hurts me. After our tea, let me have a shower so I'm fresh, you come into Lucy's with me as I don't have the confidence to do it myself, goodness, dinner at the Kings, I'm so glad we met Barry."