Story Summary:
A year ago, Henry Jacobs lied to his mother and said that he was dating his best friend Lilah. It finally comes back to bite him when Mom forces him to invite Lilah to his cousin's wedding in Niagara Falls. A previous rejection means that Henry knows Lilah isn't actually interested in dating him, but Lilah's willingness to take the act as far as Henry wants makes it impossible for Henry to avoid falling in love with his best friend for a second time.
Oh well. A full three days with the ability to indulge in his deepest desires might still be worth everything falling apart after the trip.
Bite-Sized Description:
This is a story of slow-burning, goofy, sexual angst between friends. This story leans towards the plot, but features sexual content sprinkled throughout with a large portion at the end.
Sexual Content:
Sexual and/or erotic content is fairly prevalent in this story. The sexual and/or erotic content within this story is as follows;
Nudes / Naked Pictures
Casual Nudity
Groping
Masturbation / Mutual Masturbation
Oral Sex
Loss of Virginity
Vaginal Sex
Author's Note:
Hello all! Sorry for being absent for a while, but I am officially back. I'm gonna have a lot more free time on my hands in the coming future and I plan on delving further into my writing, so make sure to check out my profile for other stories and updates.
Well, that's it from me. I hope all of you lovely, horny bastards enjoy this story. <3
"I'm sorry, what?" Lilah cocked her head with the same impish grin she always wore. I, on the other hand, fumbled over my words while my cheeks burned with red.
"My mom is... she's uhhh... asking if you would like to come to my cousin's wedding in Niagara Falls with us."
"Why?"
She almost seemed cocky- she always did.
"Because you're a friend of the family." I spit out quickly, stepping over the curb as we crossed the street. "She likes you more than me."
"Oh, so she wants me to be her plus-one? Seems a little weird, dontcha' think?"
"Actually, no." I managed to mumble. "She's taking a friend from work. She's forcing me to take somebody and she wants it to be you."
Lilah smirked. "Why me? Surely if she wants you to take somebody, the amazing Henry Jacobs has other friends to take to a boring wedding."
I scowled with a side-eye stare. "You're really going to make me say it, aren't you?"
Her knowing grin could light up a billboard. "Absolutely. So, I ask again, why does she want me to be your plus-one?"
The sigh that escaped my lips was filled with a mixture of defeat and deep embarrassment. "Because she thinks we're dating."
"There it is!" Lilah laughed loudly as we approached the roundabout. When she did, her pitch-black ponytail swung and grazed the top of one of her shoulders before doing the same to the other.
"It's not what you think!" I said. "She wouldn't stop bugging me about trying to find a girlfriend. 'Girlfriend' this and 'girlfriend' that. 'I had my first boyfriend when I was fourteen, how come you are twenty and still single?' Ugh. It's exhausting."
Lilah crossed her arms over her chest and playfully nudged me with her shoulder. "So your first instinct was to lie to her and say that I was your girlfriend?"
"Well, I tried Tinder a few times, but it never worked out. Since Mom wouldn't shut up about it, I figured the best course of action was to say that we were dating just to get her off my back."
"Okay then, new question. How long have we been dating, honey?"
I winced and brushed a few strands of shaggy blonde hair out of my eyes. "I told Mom last November."
Lilah's eyes widened and her mouth was held agape in a smile of mock disbelief. Her dark freckles were almost the same shade of chocolate as her eyes. Perhaps just a touch darker, but they still showed clearly even on caramel-tinted skin. "No fucking way, we've been dating for a year and you haven't told me?"
"We aren't dating!"
"Hmph. It's a wonder you haven't proposed..."
"Lilah! We. Aren't. Dating."
"Well, apparently we are, since that must be the reason why your mom invited me to join you two at every holiday dinner since last year, and why my parents let me."
I cocked an eyebrow. "Wait, what?"
Lilah draped one arm over my shoulders as we walked, which was easy since we were pretty much the same height. "We're neighbours, dumbass! You think our parents don't talk with each other? The day you told your mom we were dating, she told my parents, who asked me about it. I just played along."
"You knew this entire time and said nothing? What was with the entire conversation up to this point?"
She grinned and leaned her head on my shoulder. "Do you have any idea how fun it is to fuck with you? You get all red in the cheeks and you tuck your head into your shoulders like a turtle."
I pushed her off, but returned her smile. "You're a prick, you know that?"
"Hey now," she began, "you're the one who lied to your mother, I'm just having some fun with the consequences. So what about this wedding?"
I sighed. "All you have to do is say that you can't make it. Just say that you have to go visit some family of your own or something."
"Why do I have to do it?" She questioned.
"Because I already tried, and she won't believe me. If she hears it from you, then she will."
"Why not just tell her the truth that we aren't actually a couple?"
"And admit that I lied to her for almost a year because she was being annoying? Pass."
Lilah stretched her arms above her head and leaned back, which helped to accentuate her figure. One of the consequences to growing up with a female best friend was watching her develop into a beautiful young woman. She was slender but toned thanks to her years of little league soccer. Her body was shaped well underneath her dark red hoodie and black skinny jeans, with gentle curves and supple breasts. They were small but seemed to be fairly well shaped- perhaps a B-cup at most. Did I have a crush on her? I used to. Did she know that? Absolutely. Did she seem to care? Not at all.
"Why not lie and tell her that we broke up?"
"She likes you too much. I think that might actually kill her."
Lilah rolled her eyes. "You know this charade is going to meet an ugly end eventually, right? The longer it goes on, the worse it's going to be when our parents peek behind the curtain."
"I'll burn that bridge when I get to it. For now, can you just tell Mom that you can't make it to the wedding?" I pleaded. Lilah sighed as we turned the corner on the sidewalk and began walking up the driveway to my house.
"Fine. But you owe me. Anything else I need to know?"
"Mom was thinking about inviting you out for breakfast with us tomorrow. Again, all you need to do is say you already have plans."
Lilah frowned. "You know I'll be cashing in these favours sooner rather than later, right?"
I laxed in relief and unlocked the front door. "I'll take whatever I can get. Just... please."
Mom called out the moment the door opened. "Henry! How was the movie?"
Before I had a chance to open my mouth, Lilah chirped up with a wicked smile. "It was great, Mrs. Jacobs!"
Mom almost sprinted around the corner wearing her house robe, and I could only hold my head in shame. Her long hair was the same blonde as mine, broken by a few streaks of pale grey that mine lacked. Her equally blue eyes sparkled, and the faint trace of early wrinkles in her face vanished under her smile.
"Lilah!" Mom cried gleefully and approached, pulling her into a tight hug as if it had been three months since they had last seen each other, instead of three hours. Over Lilah's shoulder, Mom's blue eyes glared daggers at me.
"Henry, why don't you go get a drink from the fridge for Lilah?"
"Root beer please, sweetie." Lilah grinned. I had to keep from cursing under my breath as I kicked off my shoes and stepped towards the kitchen. Over my shoulder, I could tell Mom lowered her voice as she quietly spoke to Lilah, but she was still so excited that I could easily hear them both.
"Sweetie? That's new."
I swear, I could hear the shit-eating grin on Lilah's face even around the corner. "Yeah, we kept it really casual for a while, but we talked and we're ready to start taking things a bit more seriously. He's actually taking me out for brunch tomorrow."
I winced, but removed the requested drink from the fridge. Really? Her choice for alternate plans was a date?
"Oh really? He and I were planning on having breakfast tomorrow. He never said anything about a date."
"Oh, well if you two have plans, then we can easily reschedule..."
"Nonsense! You two enjoy your date. Has Henry told you about the wedding?"
I could see Lilah's feigned curiosity when I stepped back into the room. "What wedding?"
The death glare Mom gave made me silently vow to slap Lilah. "Henry, I've been telling you to ask her for weeks."
"I just-" Mom cut me off by turning back to face the resident shit-disturber.
"Henry and I are going to my nephew's wedding in Niagara Falls the day after tomorrow. I know this is
extremely
last minute..." Mom's dagger-like stare made a bead of sweat form on the back of my neck. "... but I was wondering if you wanted to come with us as Henry's plus-one."
Lilah tilted her head like she was remembering something. That, or dumping the bullshit out of her ears.
"Right, my parents mentioned that you two were gonna be gone for a few days. They never said anything about me coming with you, though."
"Well, I wanted Henry to be the one to ask you, but obviously he still hasn't after a month. You'd think that he would care at least a little bit."
"Mom..." I fumbled for a lie that seemed more appropriate than
'I didn't ask her because we're not dating'.
"I figured she wouldn't enjoy it. It's just a dusty old wedding, and I don't want to force her to do something she'll hate."
I passed Lilah her drink. Unfortunately, Mom seemed intent on winning this battle. "Henry, that is her choice to make, not yours. Ask her."
A sigh escaped my lips while I looked between the two women. One glaring like she was going to beat me with the business end of a flip-flop, and the other trying her hardest to keep from laughing out loud. I stared my friend in the eyes.
"Lilah, would you like to come to Niagara Falls with me for my cousin's wedding?"
Lilah's smile dripped with her classic impish charm. "I would love to."
When the door was carefully closed, I turned back to Lilah who made herself comfortable sitting on the edge of my bed while sipping her drink.
"What the fuck, Lilah?"
She chuckled. "What? Did I do something wrong?"
"All you had to do was say you had plans, and then you wouldn't need to come to this wedding."
"I don't have plans, and I want to come."
"You do?" I raised an eyebrow. Lilah set her can on my nightstand and lied back on the bed, spreading her arms out towards either side like she was trying to make half a snow angel in the wrinkles of my comforter.
"Yeah. I don't have anything to do, and this genuinely sounds like it will be fun. Three days in Niagara Falls? Count me in."
"You do realize we're going to have to pretend to be dating the entire trip, right?"
Lilah winked. "That's what's gonna make it fun."