This story is mostly true. Unless otherwise stated, it is safe to assume all characters are above 18 years old. Every last one. There is not a single character in this story at any point who is not 18 or over.
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Abby and I were riding around backroads chatting celebrating her birthday. She had turned nineteen. I had been nineteen for three months. I had just pointed out Mt. Zion Church, where my grand-dad took me every Sunday as a child. Her soft hand wrapped mine. The sky was bright blue with spots of silver-white clouds. I smiled and sang along with my Steve Miller Band tape and Abby. Overall, it was the most perfect of days. That's when I saw him.
I had not seen Kenny Derrickson since that night at Curt's Foodland. His white Bronco sat at the intersection waiting to turn right while I was turning left to turn down the road he was leaving; the same Bronco he stood in front of last Winter wearing his police uniform with his gun drawn and pointed at my face. I let go of Abby's hand and gripped the steering wheel tightly, whitening my knuckles.
"What is wrong?" Abby asked, rubbing my thigh. I turned my head to her. Abby's deep blue eyes stared back worried. "Joey?" I looked back at Kenny. His Bronco slid into his turn, less than five feet from me in the other lane. A car honked behind me. I stared at Kenny, frozen. He smiled and waved.
"That mother fucker waved!" I snarled, turning back to Abby.
"What? Who?" She spun and looked behind us. "That Bronco?" The car behind us honked again. "Baby, go ahead. Pull over there." She pointed to the elementary school lot.
I clenched my jaw, breathed through my nose, and pulled ahead to the school lot. She spoke gently enough that, with the help of her hand rubbing my forearm, by the time I slid the car into park, I calmed enough to speak, but I was unsure what to say.
"Before we- Last year- You know Beth Catsman, right?" I asked.
"Short, long dark hair, cute as a button, and almost as smart as a button?" She smiled at the subtle jab. "She is a year older than us. Is she the one you had sex with?"
"I'm sorry, Abby, yeah. But-" I looked at her questioningly. How did she always know things before I told her?
Abby shrugged. "You told me you weren't a virgin that first night at the pumpkin patch."
The pumpkin patch was an off road make out spot. I took Abby there after our third date hoping to get in her pants. "I was trying to get laid."
Abby slapped my arm and threw her head back in laughter. "You are such a dunce. Telling a nervous virgin you been fucking other girls won't make her spread her legs." She snorted and continued her laughter.
That never stopped shocking me about Abby, the way she could talk very clinical one second and effortlessly slip into vulgarity. And she had a near-British accent that gave it an extra kink. Her dad met and married Anna's English mother while he was stationed in England. "You're right it didn't work very well."
"No sir." She snuggled into me and massaged my bulge. "Not unless you marry me. I doubt that ever happens." She squeezed where I thickened. "I have a lot of goals I want to complete before I settle down. Can you court me for fifteen years?" She kissed my neck and unbuttoned my pants, slipping her hand under the waistband of my boxers. "No pussy for you, homeslice."
"That's ok, you have other talents." I leaned back a little to give her more room.
She ran her grip along my growing shaft, biting her lip. "You expect a blow job in an elementary school parking lot?"
I grinned.
"Stop with that cheesy ass sideways smile." She pulled her hand out and fell back to her seat laughing. "I'll always take care of you, baby. Maybe we should practice a little discipline and not engage in oral sex in an elementary school parking lot." She looked around and lowered her voice to a whisper. "I love you, you stupid son-of-a-bitch." She kissed me. "Now, tell me."
"I love you, too."
She crossed her eyes at me. "What? No." She muttered something under her breath. "I don't care about that so much. Tell me about Kenny Derrickson."
"He was a cop. Beth was, or is, I guess, engaged to him." I lost myself in reverie staring at the mural of an Eagle on the school sign.
"You fucked a cop's fiance?" She slapped her thighs. "Wow! Just wow! I might have to suck your dick right now, school lot or not."
"I didn't know you hated cops." I learned something new about her every day.
"Oh, I don't. I am a law-abiding citizen, and I respect the jurisdiction of law enforcement. Policemen are civil servants who sacrifice their time and sometimes their health or even life to help keep society operating successfully." She looked at me and grinned. "And my boyfriend will fuck all their fiance's if they aren't careful."
"God, Abby, you're too much. I love the holy fuck out of you."
"You better. You never going to get to fuck me unless it is holy." She nodded her finger at me. Abby's father was a casual methodist, as was her little sister, Doxie. Abby stuck on her mom's side of the rosary in Catholicism "Tell me about it."
"I am."
"No, tell me having sex," she pleaded. "I am glad all this came up. I know I seem so sure and confident, but-" She looked at me squarely. "I really have never been able to talk about any of this stuff with anyone until you."
"What about David and Sergei?" Those were the two guys Abby dated last Fall.
"Whatever. Sergei was my first kiss. He stuck his tongue in my mouth and I stood motionless while he licked around. David grabbed my boob. I was wearing an red sweater with a elf on it-"
"Christmas?" I interrupted, forming a timeline in my brain.
"Close enough. He stayed outside my clothes, but it still felt oddly like a mammogram. Anyway, that is it."
"You didn't kiss, David?"
"Well, of course, but I had already kissed Sergei, so it wasn't a big deal." Abby waved me off.
"Maybe not a big deal for you, but every time I see David 's goofy acne face I have to think that he and I had our tongues in the same mouth." David and I had hated each other since junior high.
"Maybe I should suck his dick so you can get even with him." We both made a hurling gesture. "Sorry, that was too far," she said. "I might get sick."
"It was last December when I had sex with Beth. The thirty-first." I sighed in remembrance.
"So you were celebrating the new year?" She arched her brow waiting.
"Not exactly." I sighed. "I had been hunting that morning with dad. Wait-let me backup."