As my friend PJ and I were eating lunch together, I was lamenting my prospects for our upcoming spring break. My buddies were going to Lauderdale, and when they told me how much I'd have to kick in for gas, beer and a hotel room, I had to say no. I didn't have the money and I knew my parents wouldn't give me $500 so I could get drunk on the beach and try to get laid. My friends were pissed off at me because they were counting on me kicking in. Now they had to look for someone else or change their plans. I was feeling down because I was either staying at school or going home to my parents.
PJ said, "There's a third option."
I gave her a scornful look and said, "What would that be?"
She said, "You could come home with me."
PJ and I used to date, but we quickly realized we're really only compatible when it comes to sex. We're both pretty freaky and it never seems awkward asking each other to try new things. With our clothes on, it's like we come from different planets. Now we just hook up when we're both between significant others.
PJ comes from an old money family, and her parents live in one of those gated communities in south Florida. The kind with a country club AND a yacht club. Her parents belong to both. It's not too far from Lauderdale, so we'd be able to hit the beach and take in the nightlife. I'd met her parents a couple of times while we were dating and thought they were nice, and thought they seemed to like me.
PJ could see me mulling over her offer and added, "We'd have to tell my parents we decided to give dating another try. Otherwise, they'll make you sleep in the guest room which is next to their room."
"When I was in high school, they freaked out the couple of times they found out I'd had sex with a guy I wasn't dating. They were oddly okay with me fucking my boyfriends, even letting me bring boyfriends home to fuck while they were in the house. But they lost their shit when I brought home a guy I'd met at the beach."
"We'll also have to make appearances at the clubs and attend a couple of 'functions' while we're there."
(Yes, she did make air quotes around the word "functions.")
"You'll need appropriate attire for those things. If you don't have anything, you're about the same size as my brother, so you can borrow some of his clothes."
"Mom and Dad offered to fly a friend home with me. I invited a few of my girlfriends, but when I told them about the clubs and the functions, every one of them noped out. They're all looking for 24/7 beaches, sex and booze. Palm Tree Estates doesn't fit the bill."
That's how I ended up at a party surrounded by rich, but surprisingly not all old, people, eating canapes, sipping a cocktail I didn't recognize, and talking to a woman who was old enough to be my mother and hot enough that I had to keep reminding myself to make eye contact. That being said, I had the impression she liked me checking her out, and I think I caught her giving me the once over.
We'd flown in on Friday night (first class!). PJ's parents, Lily and Kyle, picked us up at the airport and we stopped on the way home at a nice restaurant for dinner. PJ's dad gave her a prepaid credit card and said, "I hope $3,000 is enough for a really good time."
Appearances at the club ended up being lunches on Monday and Wednesday. "Functions" ended up being a charity auction to benefit a children's cancer center.
Other than that, we went to the beach every day. We each managed a couple of hookups, but we went home to Palm Tree Estates every night.
We still sizzled in bed, and a couple of morning PJ's parents gave us looks somewhere between envy and admiration. The first time that happened I tried to apologize to Lily for being loud, but she laughed and said, "I guess I'm not as loud as PJ. Kyle is very competitive, and he felt the need to make me scream last night. As far as I'm concerned, you can make all the noise you want."
Then came Thursday. While we were eating breakfast, Lily said, "Muriel is having a party tonight, and she specifically invited you and Ian."
I knew Muriel was Lily's best friend, and that PJ thinks of her like an aunt, so it was no surprise when PJ accepted the invitation with some excitement.
Which brings us back to me chatting up a MILF. MILF in question is Meg, another member of Lily's inner circle. She'd been asking me the usual questions about school and my relationship with PJ. When I started to talk about why PJ and I had gotten back together she cut me off, "Bullshit. PJ tells Muriel everything and Muriel can't keep a secret to save her life. You're just pretending to be dating so you two can fuck under Lily's roof."
I'm sure I got pretty wide eyed before I caught myself. I just asked, "So, does that mean Lily knows?"
Meg laughed and said, "Of course she knows, but we didn't have to tell her. She knew why you two broke up in the first place and it's easy to see neither of you have changed."
My mouth was suddenly dry as I asked, "But she's been letting us sleep together this week. She's even made jokes about us having sex."
Meg stared at me and said, "You think Lily doesn't know about her daughter's sex drive? You think she doesn't suspect her daughter is open to quickies and one-night stands? She was betting you two were looking for hook ups when you went to the beach. She just didn't want Lily to get a reputation as a slut at that nose-in-the-air high school she went to. She's happy to see her cut loose now that she's in college."
"So why hasn't Lily told PJ?"
Meg gave me a sly smile and said, "She was having a laugh. She's planning on telling PJ before you guys fly back to school."