INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - Although terrible at being criminals, Rod, Nick and Dwayne somehow through sheer dumb luck have avoided being captured by the police, and are getting closer to claiming their 12 million pound ransom for rich heiress Harriet. But what will happen when Rod and Nick leave their dim-witted brother Dwayne alone with Harriet one evening? Can Harriet use her feminine charms and high sex drive to escape her captors?
Find out by reading the fifth and final part of Spoiled Heiress Gets Kidnapped. Please note that as with other chapters it has strong fetish themes of urination, scat and menstruation which may not be to every readers taste. All characters are fictional, with similarity to real persons living or dead coincidental and unintentional. Please enjoy and rate and comment.
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Over the next five days, Rod, Nick and Dwayne had a harder time dealing with my period than I did, Dwayne especially given it was his responsibility to wipe my bottom when I was on the toilet and to change my dirty period pads. I still don't think any of the three brothers worked out cause and effect in digestion, and continued to feed me things that menstruating women should never eat. Indian and Mexican takeaway food, pizza covered in poor quality cheese and on one night Dwayne thought I might like to eat some salad, so bought me coleslaw full of cabbage and swimming in mayonnaise. And he wondered why my period shits smelled so bad when I sat on the loo the next day!
On Wednesday however things were looking up for everyone. It was the sixth day of my cycle and my period had turned to drops of blood, and by evening I had stopped menstruating for another month. I could see Dwayne's visible relief as he took the last of my smelly period pads to the bin for disposal, and it was very clear that he hoped not to see any more white oblong-shaped objects with wings so long as he lived.
Thursday morning brought a humid, overcast day to London, not that I could see much of it, and Rod and Nick were busy with their typewriter in the late afternoon, typing up the final ransom demand to Mum and Daddy saying the price for my safe release had now gone up to twelve million pounds.
"Read this Duchess," said Rod, manhandling me to the typewriter where the letter was completed. Like the others, it stated that if the money was not handed over in exchange for myself in Hyde Park at noon on Wednesday then I would die by being thrown into the Thames. This time however it did not state which bridge from which I would be thrown into the river to my death.
I should have been afraid by the stronger terms in this letter, which stated that this was the last chance of my safe return and if there was one cop seen during the handover, I was dead without further question. But so inept were Rod, Nick and Dwayne that I wasn't afraid all, in fact I was more amused by the poor punctuation and grammar.
"Tell me something personal like before so that your folks know it's serious," said Nick.
I thought about it. "How about, 'Harriet's heart is pounding in excitement at being released, sending her AB negative blood rushing through her body?'"
"Huh?" Nick asked. "That's strange."
"They'll know it's genuine," I said.
"How?" asked Rod. "Anyone could have made shit like that up."
I shook my head. "I have AB negative blood, it's very rare. Obviously my family know that and my doctor, but who else would know that?"
"Okay then," said Nick. He typed up this at the bottom of the letter, and with him and Rod taking care with their fingerprints, put it in the envelope.
"We post this tomorrow, and next Wednesday we're rich!" exclaimed Rod.
Dwayne looked a bit put out. "Rod, Nick, why don't we get the money sooner? Like on the weekend."
Rod glared at him. "It takes time for the post to get there, and to get twelve million pounds in cash, doesn't it?"
"Oh yeah, never thought of that," said Dwayne.
"I don't know what's fucking worse, when you do think Dwayne or when you don't think," said Rod.
"You just want her out of here so you don't have to wipe her bum any more, don't you Dwayne?" Nick teased.
"Yeah," said Dwayne. "Her poo smells, and she gets cross and shouts at me if I do something wrong."
"Well, you've got at least five more days of wiping the shit from Princess Harriet's stinky arse when she's on the toilet, and she's not on the rags anymore, so suck it up and stop carrying on like a great poof," Rod advised his younger brother.
Leaving the third ransom letter on the kitchen table, Nick said, "Well you and Harriet can have plenty of fun tonight. We're going down the pub to watch the football."
Dwayne's face brightened. "We're all going down the pub to watch the football? That's great, I'll go and change my shirt." Overly excited, he turned then stopped and turned back towards us, his look of glee turning to uncertainty, then worry.
"Rod, Nick, I just thought of something," said Dwayne. "If we take Harriet into the pub with her hands and ankles tied, people might notice and say something. And she's been all over the news, someone might recognize her."
"You fucking idiot!" Nick yelled. "I meant me and Rod are going to the pub to watch the football. You're staying here to take care of Harriet. Jesus fucking Christ!"
Dwayne's facial expression turned sulky. "That's not fair, I want to go to the pub too."
"She's a fucking bad influence on you," said Rod, indicating me. "She's a spoiled brat, and now you're starting to sound like a spoiled brat too whining about wanting to go down the fucking pub. No! You stay here and you watch her, and when you've got your four million quid on Wednesday you can go down the pub all you like and watch football all fucking day! Right now, do as you're fucking told."
Chastened, Dwayne sat down sulking.
"Don't worry Dwayne, we'll have plenty of fun of our own here," I said smugly.
"Yeah, and don't go and do nothing stupid like letting her escape, otherwise you'll be going in the Thames instead of her," Nick promised Dwayne.
"As if, you think I'm fucking stupid or something," Dwayne pouted.
"No Dwayne, you aren't stupid," said Rod. "Sheep are stupid and turkeys are stupid. Calling you stupid is an insult to sheep and turkeys."
Rod and Nick headed out and Dwayne and I listened as they started the van and drove away.
"I thought your brothers wouldn't want to be seen dead driving around in a hippie van," I said.
"Yeah," Dwayne agreed, still clearly peeved about not being allowed to go with Rod and Nick to the pub to watch football.
"I tell you what, I feel like a hippie at the moment," I said.
"Why's that Harriet?"