The things I do for love never cease to amaze me, ladies and gentlemen. The other day, after a night of passion, I tossed my girlfriend Yasmin Hussein my house keys, mainly because I wanted more access to her pussy, and the sexy Somali chick got it into her Hijab-wrapped head that I wanted her to move in with me. I was terrified of Yasmin moving in with me but feared losing her, so I went along with it. Turned out to be of the best decisions I ever made. My name is Steve Salomon, a big and tall Haitian brother living in Ottawa, Ontario, and I got a story to share with you fine folks.
Yasmin Hussein, my darling girlfriend and frequent bedmate looked lovingly into my eyes and asked me if I was alright. I nodded, unable to speak, for I was gritting my teeth against the pain. Why is that, you may ask? Simply because Yasmin has her fist up my butt. I honestly don't know how or why Yasmin talked me into trying fisting, but here we are. I'm lying on the king-sized bed we share, my arms and legs tightly bound, and my girlfriend has her fist up my butt. Weird how these things happen, eh?
The feeling of Yasmin's hand up my ass is one that I will never forget. I still can't believe Yasmin managed to get her whole hand up there. Granted, Yasmin's got small, sleek hands, like the majority of Somali folks I've met, but still. Yasmin looked into my eyes and I felt like looking away because I felt ashamed. Look, I'm kinkier than the average man and I like to try all kinds of twisted sexual things with my girlfriend Yasmin here but I think we've gone too far this time. What kind of black man lets a woman put her fist up his ass? This is not Kosher, man.