Smother Me Once, Shame on You...
I caught myself daydreaming the other day. I was actually thinking of a personal hygiene ad for kids and parents that had the words head, head lice sung to the tune of UB40's Red, Red Wine. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, I can't believe it entered my ADHD addled dome. Yes, considering what happened and what I was about to do again, I was happy for the distraction.
I'm Angela. I'm a 33 year old mother of 2. I'm attractive, but not gorgeous, and have a pretty rockin mom bod if I do say so myself. I'm a natural brunette and I'm just a hair shy of 5'4". I've got my weight consistently around 125 these days. My curves are what Brett likes. I guess I would be called voluptuous with a bit of an hourglass figure. My legs and butt are still nice, thanks to soccer growing up and jogging/aerobics now. I'm not muscular but I'm not fat either.
My real selling point is my boobs. They're pretty freaking great, especially after having kids. They bounced back once both little ones were weaned, and sit almost as high as ever. I typically wear a 32D that keeps them in check without showing more than necessary. It's a comfort thing, really. Sometimes, though, I like to get an ego boost by reminding myself how hot I can be by putting on a pushup bra and wearing a low cut top out in public. It's thrilling to see the jealous wives, girlfriends, and even waitresses. Until you've had a couple of tykes trying to wreck your body, don't you dare judge me.
Anywho, I guess this is where I get to the damn point instead of stalling. Danielle was the daughter of one of the families in the neighborhood. She had babysat for us for years until finally going away to college last fall. She's always been a real sweetheart, unlike her bitch mother Stacy. Yeah, I know it's catty and ridiculous, but every time we saw Stacy she was falling out of her top. I finally showed off my girls around her one time and all the blonde bimbo did was glare at me jealously. I bet it killed her that I had a man who stuck around instead of having to shake my tits at everyone in hopes that I could trick one into hooking up with me.
Like I said, Danielle was a sweetheart. She dressed like more of a real woman than her mom ever did. I'd be lying if I said I didn't notice the tight little body she was developing, but it wasn't because she was trying to show it off. It was just that good. A girl like that would be a real catch for some college guy who isn't some frat boy bro.
When summer rolled around, and we weren't particularly satisfied with any of the new babysitters we tried, it was a relief to hear that Danielle was home for break. Brett and I picked a night in the middle of the week to grab dinner on our own, knowing that a young college girl wasn't going to want to miss the weekend parties with her old friends.
She showed up at our door and I nearly lost it right there. It looked like she had transformed into her mother in just two semesters away. Granted, she's barely 19 and just discovering herself away from everything she knew before, but the little blonde college girl showed up in shorts that showed ass cheek and a top that exposed her belly button and scooped her big boobs right up into our faces. I made a little note to mention it to her at the end of the night and quickly got back into the mood to spend an evening with my husband.
When we got back, it was clear that Danielle was still the perfect sitter she had always been. I told Brett to go up and check on the kids while I paid her for the night. I guess he didn't sense anything was amiss and went right on up like I told him to. Having Danielle to myself, I simply asked her if she could dress more appropriately when she's at our house. It wasn't anything personal, and I thought I said it as reasonably as I could, but her response is one that I couldn't believe.
"Don't tell me how to dress. I'm an adult and I'll wear whatever I want to. I've seen you leave here plenty of times with barely more on than I'm wearing right now. Unless you're afraid Mr. Richardson will be thinking about me all night then you've got nothing to worry about."
I don't know what came over me, but I definitely started to threaten the little tart before she flat out challenged me to titfight her. I guess she knew that her mom backed down when I put my boobs out there to shut hers down, and Danielle wanted to restore some family pride. Before I knew it, I was over at her house while Stacy was gone, titfighting this college girl who had been in our house dozens of times. I underestimated just how firm she would be at her age and, before I knew it I was getting smothered unconscious by her fat titties.