Slutland Ch 01 The Largest Brothel

[I have spent the last twenty years of my life trying to find out everything I can about Slutland. This shadowy sexual paradise open to everyone but ultimately experienced by so few. I have interviewed workers, visitors, constructors and designers to gain any insight I can about the goings on of this private utopia. This book is the result of that extensive effort and, I hope, the defining authority on the nature of the Sexiest Place on Earth.]

Slutland is the world's largest brothel. The exact number of girls employed in its many worlds and parks still isn't known but each sort of functions as a separate entity recruiting girls by their own entry requirements to fit different niches or fetishes. Every visitor to Slutland is accompanied by a personal slut (clothing optional) who can act as an expert guide to any of each park's features. This slut is also willing to do any safe sex act on a whim, should the guest desire. The girls of Slutland are for the guest to utilise how they see fit. Within the framework of the rules the guest has the freedom to choose how their visit to Slutland goes. Throughout their visit they might encounter clothed girls, nude girls, short girls, tall girls, girls of every race and body type and girls of a variety of different ages above 18. They'll encounter girls on their knees, girls in various positions, moaning girls and gagged girls. And the only constant, in all of these groups, is that the girls of Slutland are perfect.

To be perfect is not a specific requirement. It's a vibe that can be achieved through excellence in several key areas. Above all, Slutland girls are clean. A clean bill of health. Slutland girls are regularly tested for STDs and never come into work if they're ill. Clean, smooth skin free of acne or body hair. (Almost) all of them are fully waxed and lasered from their nose to their feet. Slutland girls have excellent hygiene and go through extensive washing before each shift. If you wanted to, you could eat breakfast, lunch and dinner off of their assholes and you'd never get sick.

Perfect girls are always available for sex in some way, shape of form. This isn't to say that all the girls in Slutland are happy having sex 24/7, but, if a girl comes into work and doesn't feel up to giving 100% she doesn't go in that day. If you see a girl in a park in Slutland, she has confirmed that she is happy and enthusiastic to do any of the acts required by that park. Perfect girls are engaging and play off of the vibe of the guests. They are obedient if required, dominating if required and loving, if required. They will laugh with you and cry with you. They look good, they smell good, they taste good. The clothed ones embody their desired style perfectly. They carry themselves with an air of perfection. Whether dominant, submissive or something in the middle, they are always perfect.

Slutland is subdivided into a secret number of different worlds each of which is further subdivided into parks. Boob world has parks for each cup size. Experimental world has a variety of parks including position park, which contains a girl for every conceivable sex position, each expert at teaching and doing it. Sense world has 5 parks, each of which revolves around titillating a different sense. And the food court is best left for another entry. To list all of the worlds would be akin to blowing the Forth Dick so just trust me, we'll get to them eventually.

Slutland revolves around consent. Every park in Slutland has different rules which entrants must agree to before they are able to meet the girls inside. Violation of those rules at any moment leads to immediate ejection and prosecution. There are cameras all around Slutland reviewed by a team of judgement-free professionals and a hidden security team in every park. 'Red' is the ultimate safe-word through which any girl is immediately helped to vacate the area. Gagged girls have alternative safe words. Through interviews with girls who have worked at the site it is clear that this emphasis on consent isn't just for show, the higher-ups in Slutland fully care about the safety and wellbeing of their girls. But who are these higher-ups?

Slutland is run by PERSLU, a shadowy organisation whose funding isn't known. The core tenet of the organisation, however, is that sexual heaven should be a possibility to all who want it. The core paradox is that Slutland is a multi-billion pound themepark that sees fewer than 100 customers a day. Entry is solely achieved through a world-wide lottery available to anyone and everyone over the age of 18. It's not talked about in public much, but you'd struggle to find a country where fewer than 20% of people play. A free-ticket to a chance at heaven-on-earth is hard to pass up. Through a stratified lottery, half of the visitors to Slutland are Men and half are Women. The winners of this lottery are given free transport from anywhere in the world to come to Slutland and experience a day tailored to their fetishes and desires.

The girls in Slutland are mostly there to work a few years and retire, comfortable for the rest of their lives. Salaries are never less than a quarter of a million pounds, and, through enthusiasm, passion, and work-related bonuses, the girls of Slutland can often retire, for good, after just two or three years. Many of them are paid a retainer of £50,000 per year for the rest of their lives on the condition that they don't reveal secrets of the inner workings of the site. The few I've got to talk to me have been incredibly helpful and do so either because they are now comfortable enough to not have to worry about money or purely altruistically, to let people know more about Slutland.

[So there you go, an overview of Slutland that I'll be fleshing out in further chapters of my report. Whatever anyone thinks they know about this amazing place, I know more.]