"She found them -- saw they'd been heavily spermed. I was in a bit of trouble. Megan made me wash them. You hadn't half unloaded in them, Dave. Thought you said you'd come inside Jenny just before. Didn't look much like it, not having to rub it off into the soapy water."
"Was she cross? Jenny was."
"Sexual relations have not resumed and... Oh, so Jenny too?"
"Yeah, soon as she went to get a load of washing. Thrust right under... she pushed them in my face..." There was a pause. "Right in my face. You'd come a lot. Half of it ended up on my face and... um... mouth. And, yeah, I had to wash them by hand too. Sex seems off my menu too, at present."
"Oh, sorry. Been three days without..."
"Don't I know it."
"Fancy a coffee?"
Dave walked back into his house, picked up his house keys and a few other things and walked out of his front door and around to Alan's.
"I brought some biscuits." The two men sat with mugs of coffee talking about this and that. It was a funny life they agreed. Not exactly house husbands but certainly it was the women who went out to work. Not that the men were gentlemen of leisure or unemployed. They both simply worked from home and worked jolly hard. Indeed, both were half-way through a day's work having each risen early and got on with it.
"Found it so tempting to have an early wank this morning, but I was hoping Megan might relent and I'd be called back into the bedroom in that little girl voice she uses. Hadn't got dressed in hope."
"No luck, Alan?"
"Not a bit of it. Still I got a lot of work done which I wouldn't have done if I'd been looking at pictures."
"Girls in underwear?"
"Probably. Girls in underwear with cocks pushed up inside their brassieres."
"Tit fucking!"
"Girls with cocks tucked inside their knickers or them pulled aside to allow the cock access."
"Knickers with sperm liberally spread!"
"Wet with the deposit and wet from the girl!"
"Yeah!" The two men looked at each other. There was no need to ask if the other was worked up. Their jeans bulged as if each had a banana stuffed down behind the brass zip.
"Such a bugger Megan going on strike -- and Jenny. Would it be too awful, Alan, had you been fucking Megan for me to ask you to get your cock out so I could have a sniff. I like the idea of knowing just where it's been."
"Me too, Dave, me too. But it hasn't!"
"Thursday last. Your cock straight from Megan, still warm from her, wet from her. I think, if you don't mind me saying so, that'd be what I'd really like. Straight from her and into my mouth -- if I couldn't bury my face between her thighs that is. Sorry Alan, a bit too revealing but Megan smells so good."
"Shall I go and see what I can find in the laundry basket. We can do some washing later! And we better had do some washing!"
Slowly Dave drew a scrap of cotton from his jeans pocket. It was not his handkerchief, not a big red spotted bandana or crisp white square with an embroidered 'D' for 'Dave' upon it but pink cotton with little scarlet hearts all over it. He smiled as he saw Alan swallow. "Not a lot to these, Alan, do you think there's enough cotton there to soak up your cum?"
"I don't think so, I haven't come for days and there's sure to be lots. Sure to be! Wouldn't Jenny be cross if she knew. And not your cum but mine, to boot. Still, if we wash. Come on, let's look in the laundry basket."
An unusual sight. Two men standing over a laundry basket and rifling through shirts, socks and underwear. Alan laying out upon the bed three pairs of knickers. A silk pair matching the recently washed red pair only in a lime green, a cotton pair of briefs not dissimilar to Jenny's pair only not pink with hearts but striped blue and white cotton and a lacy pair of high leg knickers in as straw yellow.
"You can't mess them all up Dave! Megan would suspect something if she found no knickers in the basket. I can't see her counting otherwise! The cotton pair would be best I suppose. Cotton good to suck up all our pent-up cum."
"Mmmm suck. Wouldn't that be good."
"Can't see Megan agreeing to that. Sucking you off, Dave."
"No, can't see Jenny either. Swopping wouldn't be her thing. Would you mind Megan sucking my dick, Alan?"
"Nope."
"Fucking her?"
There was hesitation, "Not sure, Dave. Not sure. Not going to happen anyway. What do you want to do? Take Megan's knickers home for a wank or shall we watch something interesting on my PC whilst we sniff and wank. Terrible isn't it?"
The men's bulging jeans very much said otherwise. Both anxious to get their cocks out and have a stroke -- with soft cotton knickers.
In the event they went back downstairs. The big TV easily Bluetoothed to the PC, the big screen enhancing what they were about to watch. Best to watch big girls -- big!