Monday, October 11
"I cannot BELIEVE he broke a condom in you!" Kim said, half laughing, half concerned. "In the bathroom, no less." Kim and Charlotte had a lunch or bubble tea date at least twice a week, regardless of how busy classes were, since it was always a great time to vent or gossip, if nothing else. Charlotte had yoga in a couple hours, so they decided to get together for something that wouldn't make feel ill while she was trying to connect with her inner self.
"Kim!"
"When you're practically a virgin, too."
"KIM!!"
"What?!" She asked, her melodic laugh following soon after.
"He was actually pretty nice about it. He apologized profusely, asked if he needed to get me plan B, and I said that I was already on the pill." Charlotte sipped on her strawberry matcha bubble tea, then stirred the separate layers together as she talked.
"Girl, I'd be more worried about a disease from getting nutted in by someone at that grungy place! That is so unlike you!" As usual with Kim, the hot gossip and genuine concern for her friend were out in equal amounts. She brushed her hair behind her ears, her dark, winged eyes fixated on Charlotte's every word, as she rested her slightly chubby cheeks on her fists.
"You recommended that grungy place!" As it so happened, he'd gotten tested a couple weeks ago, and hadn't slept with anyone since. He even sent me a photo of the lab results."
"Thank god for that. Lucky timing. Was the sex at least good?"
"Hey!" She scolded her friend.
"What?! I had to ask. No way that dude isn't packing. He had B.D.E. out the wazoo. I had eyes on him, too."
"Well..." She trailed off, taking another sip.
"C'mon, telling me is the least you could do after I drove you home early. I had to google how to get cum stains out of my car seat."
"Did I really drip through my clothes that much?!" Charlotte asked, horrified.
"You did." Her friend replied, deeply amused by the whole thing.
