CHAPTER 1
It was a sultry day, the wind was silent and the sun hot, as I drove down the steep hill towards the distant junction. Up ahead I saw that some careless rubble remover had dumped a whole bunch of stones and other stuff across the road. The SUV passed me going at quite a lick and I didn't really get a good look at the driver, but thought to myself that they must be in a hurry!
While the SUV was still in the left lane, I saw it swerve slightly and then bounce a bit as it hit one of the rocks in the road. I heard what sounded like a bang and I sensed that the left front of the SUV dropped down, and immediately the car first pulled left and then as the driver corrected, pulled right. The brake lights came on and the SUV swerved right, and then corrected to straight with the brake lights off. This was repeated and the result was the same, as bits started flying off the left hand side of the SUV, indicating a shredding left front blow out.
There was little I could do, except observe and realised that unless the rate of slowing down increased, the SUV was going to overshoot the intersection up ahead and the traffic lights were red! The driver obviously realised this too and the braking got more pronounced and each time the SUV swerved right as if the driver was battling to hold the steering wheel in a straight line, and the differential braking, having a flat on the left versus a full tire on the right, was overcoming the strength of the driver.
The SUV was now in the right hand lane and the brake lights came on and stayed on as the SUV headed for the barrier rail next to the lane. At the last minute the brake lights went off and the SUV corrected to the left but not enough to avoid hitting the barrier railing with some force. At this point the brake lights came on and stayed on until the SUV came to a halt grinding down the barrier rail the whole way.
I stopped behind the SUV, put on my hazard warning, and got out and went around to the driver door. Looking through the window, I saw an ashen faced attractive woman leaning back against the backrest. I tapped on the window, and turning towards me, she opened the window.
"Are you OK?" I asked her. I could now see her more clearly, and also note that the steering had a spinner on it, and there were some hand controls to the right of the steering column. I felt the familiar stirring in my loins, especially since she was indeed an attractive, maybe 40-something woman with definite wholesome breasts!
"I am indeed relatively OK, seeing as I suspect, I have just trashed my car in no uncertain terms! Maybe you can confirm my suspicions?" She had a lovely, if firm voice! This was no wilting wallflower bimbo for sure! My loins tightened further!
I walked around to the front, and very quickly realised the two front wheels were now pointing in different directions to each other, as the kerb had destroyed the lower suspension, the bodywork had folded into the right wheel and ripped the tire, and various parts of the right hand side of the car had been smashed in.
I walked back to her window, and watched as she lit a cigarette, with a comment that she really needed this! "Look, I know a bit about cars, and my guess is this one will be repairable, but it's going to take several weeks before you will be driving it again!"
"Fuck! I fucking lose again! I lose a tire, lose the bloody car, and now I will lose the job as well!" At this she looked a little embarrassed, "Excuse my language, but my Dad was a dock worker and called it as he saw it!"
Laughing. I replied," I have heard a lot worse, and considering what you have been through, perfectly understandable! But why are you going to lose a job?"
"Well I got a great offer from XYZ Auditors, and the job suited my experience and qualifications 100%, BUT I was warned that the exec who would be interviewing me, was an absoluter stickler for punctuality and timing, and only had this one opening in his calendar! I was running a bit late, and was speeding to catch up some lost time caused by traffic an hour ago, and would have just made it as it was about 45 minutes still to get there. Now there is no way I can make the interview, so I can kiss this one goodbye!"
"Hang on a minute! Who were you going to see?" I asked. Surprised, she named the guy she was scheduled to see, and I smiled as I actually knew the company and most of the senior and executive staff pretty well. I pulled out my cell phone and walked a few yards from her car, and made a phone call. A few minutes later I walked back to her car.
"OK. It's about 30 minutes to their offices in my car and 'Old Ramrod' will see you in 45 minutes which is a grace of 15 minutes. So let's get you into my car, and make sure you get the job! Do you have any luggage in the trunk that we should rather take out and take with? By the way, I am Brian"
She looked at me with a very surprised expression, "OK so what other magic do you do? Yes there is a small suitcase in the trunk, which I would rather like to have at hand, and I must just warn you I am somewhat less than might have assumed. By the way, I am Marianne, although most call me May" With that she swung open the door revealing her pants-clad legs which were obviously quite thin in comparison to the rest of her body. She swung first her left leg out using her hands and let it drop down which it did without any resistance. I immediately picked up how short her thigh was, and the clear outline of a full leg brace. She repeated the exercise with the right leg, and again it was obvious that it too had a full brace on, and the thigh was again pretty short.
At this point I had a problem. She was gorgeous, and she was a paraplegic, but because she wore braces meant she was unlikely to be a SCI, and more likely to be a Spina Bifida or polio victim. I had a hard on which was partially obscured by my three quarter jacket, as this was the lady of my dreams. She casually bent forward, holding onto the door for support and lifted first the left leg to horizontal until there was a click, and then repeated that with the right leg. So she was wearing full length braces and had no leg control left. But the biggest surprise was when she lifted the legs, the pants had pulled up revealing the boots she was wearing. These were not your normal bought-in-the-local-store boots. They were ultra-high platform boots. The heel length alone was at least 8 or 9 inches and the platform was a further 2 inches which meant if that continued all the way to the heel, a lift of around 10 or 11 inches!
While I was now gawking at this, she slid down to the ground, and I noted that there was zero ankle movement at all which meant the leg braces were very securely attached to the boots in some way. Even with the massive built up shoes, she was still only about 5'2" although her body from her bum to head would probably have been proportional to a 5'9" body. She broke my slightly distracted reverie by turning herself, carefully lifting and swinging each leg in turn to face the car. She fished out a pair of dark wood crutches, which were stashed next to the seat, and placing them under her armpits said, "Onwards Brian the dragon slayer, let us get ourselves to the next task!"