"Now look at me... Look at me baby, and tell me you need Mummy to deny you. Tell Mummy, beg Mummy to put that cage back on, and you better use your girl voice when you do it, and to never ever EVER let you out again!"
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It's funny how things work out in life. One tries one's hardest to be a scientist in school, and instead becomes an actor. One has plans of hiking through Scotland through the winter with a party of 9, and instead 2 of you head off into an adventure way out of your depth and abandon said escapade after only 2 days as a result of storms, with nothing to show for it but an empty bank account and a sleeping bag covered in mashed banana...
One decides to go to the gym 5 times a week and get big, and invariably ends up completely smooth, dressed in a corset with fishnets clinging to your thighs, sitting, no, bouncing only inches from the face of your girlfriend on a 8 inch black hog of a dildo, being told that she loves you and wants you to throw away your jeans and high tops in exchange for garter belts and high heels...
I'm almost completely certain that these are all universal experiences.
Anyway, let's continue with a coherent story shall we?
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Winter,
England,
Or maybe Kansas,
Or mayb-
Listen, its rather difficult to do one of these introductions when your target audience is a worldwide group, a friog if you will, of no distinct demographic, most likely grasping their either tiny 'clitties', or their drooping teardrop-shaped boobs, or their furry buttplug, or their BBC, or even their cigarette on a break whilst indeed working for the BBC.
Surely the idea is to place this story in your own fantasy so that you may rub or pinch or bounce merrily along into exuberant orgasmic bliss and feel that small erotic shame that we all feel after engaging in naughty behaviour, so maybe its best to leave markers like places and cultural differences, you know, the flavour-rich details that storytelling relies on for richness and depth and success, out of this particular text... And skip straight to the content which elicits an erection or flushed cheeks from both reader and writer alike...
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Winter,
In a place,
At a time...
It's a bitterly cold (probably no need to actually mention this, it is in fact winter as I just stated not 5-20 seconds ago depending on the speed of reading), and Savannah is making some salmon.
Salmon in the winter?
What kind of-