The amber colored sun sunk down behind the horizon as Rachelle and her date were enjoying a glass of wine. Technically, this is not a date anymore to both of them. They've seen each other quite some time now, but somehow both are reluctant to engage in a relationship. They both like to call it a friendship. There was some sex going on however...oh yes...there was...
"So, what are we going to do tonight?" Asked Mark.
"Dunno. Watch the sunset and get drunk?" Rachelle responded laconically.
"Fair enough. I want a magazine to read however."
"Get a new bottle of wine on the way back, will you?"
"Sure..."
Mark is the kind of guy that fits Rachelle really well: about just as stoic, not too much feelings-blabla, easily satisfied. With his 1.80 meter he's obviously shorter than Rachelle, but that doesn't bother him. He has medium long brown curly hair and has a slender body build.
Mark returned with a new bottle of wine.
"Thanks, hun."
"Would you like to tell me what this is?"
He held a book in Rachelle's face, turned it around and started reading the title aloud:
"Holy drops: A collection of techniques for improved pee pleasure."
Before Rachelle could explain anything, Mark had turned around the book and read the backside:
"This book contains carefully described urination techniques that will help you..."
"SSSSHHHH!!! Not so loud, idiot," Rachelle interrupted.
"What's written in this book?" He asked while studying the book.
"Oof, where do I start?"
Not wanting to reveal her and Ashlee's secret, she came up with some crappy story.
"You know how I told you last time that I have an unnaturally large bladder? Well, that came with some setbacks. And I wanted to relieve of those setbacks. So I ordered a copy of this book to find new techniques to urinate in a way that's better for my bladder."
"And you didn't bother going to your doctor?"
"No, I didn't want to blow up things."
"Look at this. Here's thoroughly described how both men and women can produce further reaching pee beams."
"Yeah...weird huh," Rachelle responded feeling a bit trapped.