Warning: The following story contains filth fetish themes including Olfactophilia and Fart fetish material.
Room Service Part 1 - Live to serve.
Written by HumbleHeretic
"Why was I born in this era?"
In the remote corner of a busy pub, a long and heavy sigh was heard where a young man sat by himself. The expression on his face was almost despondent as he stared vacantly at the painting on the wall of the pub. In it was an artistic depiction of one of the many wars that had been waged in the past.
Rather than a glorification, people tended to treat it more as a symbol, a cautionary tale of what those before them had to go through to achieve the society they now lived in today. Compared to the past, life was good for most people, no matter their creed or race, however, the human young man seemed to think differently.
"People in this era are just so goddamn... clean."
A was a rather strange complaint to say the least, as a matter of fact, most people definitely thought the opposite. When stories were told of the savage and almost primitive way of life that was the norm of the past, today's inhabitants would often grow more thankful for the way life had developed over the years... most of them did at least. Marcus' eyes would instead sparkle when he heard tales of his predecessors' past hardships. He was especially enthralled when he imagined the poor standards of hygiene that reigned in a time where fresh water was readily available only to the wealthiest of nobility.
Tales of crawling around in the muck and descriptions of the extreme things one had to do to get by were his favourite tales to hear.
Needless to say, Marcus was a person where even the term "oddball" did him no justice.
The human kept sighing to himself in a dramatic fashion whole clutching the handle of a large beer mug in his hand. At first glance, the drink he was currently savouring appeared to be regular, cheap ale, however the lack of bubbles would lead one to think that it was apple juice instead, which was strange considering the drinker's age. However, the strangest thing was probably that there was literally no condensation forming on the surface of the glass mug, as though it had never been cold from the beginning.
Marcus picked up the mug, shook it and watched its contents foam up slightly, and then brought the rim to his lips as he began to chug the liquid inside. His face was oddly scrunched up as he did so, leading one to assume that it was cheap ale after all, however regardless of what it was, the human continued to gulp down the liquid despite his face betraying minor disgust. What one couldn't see was that as he was drinking it, there was a swelling taking place at a certain part of his body.
As the last of the liquid drained into his maw, Marcus put the mug down on the table while catching a belch that tried to escape his throat inside his closed mouth. As his cheeks puffed up, the flavour of what he'd just drank caused his face to betray disgust once more. It wasn't until he swallowed to gas back down that his face finally returned to normal, it was also at this time that he happened to overhear a conversation taking place right outside the back entrance of the pub, near where he was currently sitting.
"It was seriously weird, this random human just came up to me while I was here taking a smoke and offered me money to piss inside a mug."
It was the voice of a female that contained a weird accent to it, almost as if there was a soft growling mixed in with her words. Another female voice chimed in to inquired further about the incident.
"So, did you actually do it?"
"Hehe, what do you think?"
As the first voice responded, the sound of coins being shook inside a small pouch was heard, which basically answered the question held by the second speaker, and anybody else who may have been eavesdropping at this time.
"You should have seen the devastated look on his face when it started to over flow. Like dude, you should've brough a bigger mug, it's not my fault I've got a huge beer bladder."
"It kinda is though."
"Meh!"
"So, what do you think he's gonna do with it anyway?"
"Beats the hell outta me."
"You think he's gonna drink it?"
"Ew, I doubt it. I mean, who in their right mind would actually drink Kobold piss?"
Their voices seemed to be getting closer to the back entrance, meaning that it was time for Marcus to leave. Since he never actually ordered anything, there was no need to pay a tab, and therefore he was able to quickly gather his things before making his way out the front.
Of course, he didn't forget to bring the mug with him as it was his own personal property rather than something owned by the pub.
Seconds after the human left, a pair of Wolf type Kobold females walked into the back entrance. As they walked beside where the human had been sitting, one of the Kobolds suddenly paused and began to sniff at the air. She did so for a while until a puzzled look marred her furry face.
"... did I mark here while I was drunk or something?"
"Dude, you've really gotta stop drinking."
In the end the Kobold was wrongfully admonished by her companion while the true culprit for the scent that lingered in the air was already long gone.
***
Marcus was in possession of some rather extreme proclivities. Put in simple terms, he was an absolute fanatic for filth.
From as early as he could remember, the things that usually seemed gross to the average person, would instead greatly arouse him in terms of interest and lust. If he saw a female warrior wearing tall boots, he would wonder what her feet tasted like after a day of combat. If he saw a tall woman with a particularly large butt, he would hold fantasies in his mind of smelling her farts. Marcus never once thought of supressing these urges, but instead embraced them as he grew older and became independent.
Now he would even use the money he earned as an adventurer to pay for filthy favours from women.