A few days later, my cell phone went off. It was the safe word program with a job in the suburbs. The text was simple: "Rosie. 155 W. Elm." The program gives the option of leaving a voicemail and this client did.
"Hi this is Rosie. I dropped the key to my handcuffs and I need someone to get me. I'm in the second floor bedroom. My fiance will be home in three hours. I don't have cash."
I called Marjorie to see if Stan wanted the job. I figured he would have some aggression to let out from the weekend, but she said he was all tapped out.
"He's been riding me hard and putting me away wet for the past couple days," is all she said.
I drove over to the address. It was a safe neighborhood near a public park system, but in the middle of the day, I really had to worry about nosy neighbors. I left my car in the parking lot of the park and walked through the woods to the back.
The sliding glass door wasn't locked.
I heard a noise upstairs and followed the sound.
I peaked through a crack in the door to see a skinny blond chick, c-cup boobs, short hair and glasses. The noise was obviously a porno. One hand was cuffed to the metal bed post. She was sitting up in the bed, her back against the headboard, masturbating furiously. Her free jammed a dildo deep into her cunt. She wiggled her hips, as if to ride it deeper. Though I couldn't see it at first, there was a small vibrator attached to her thumb which she was using to strum her clit like an electric banjo.
I walked in and startled her.
"Hi," I said.
She jumped and the dildo slid from her cunt.. She obviously hadn't heard me come in.
"Getting ready for me, I see. What seems to be the problem."
"I can't get the key. It fell behind the bed."
"Why don't you wait for your boyfriend to come home. I'm sure he'd love to find you like this."
She looked down and started to mumble.
"Tying me up freaks him out. He won't do it."
"You've asked him?"
"Yeah. I used to do it with an old boyfriend. I used to be able to come just from the click of a handcuff. But my fiancΓ© says sex and violence don't mix."
It really was a shame. Romance killed everything.
"Call me sir," I told her.
"Ok, sir."
"How often do you tie yourself up?"
"Sir, I do this every couple of months. Usually when I'm home alone on a work day."
I walked closer to where she was sitting and bent over to look behind the headboard. Her face lined up with my navel. She leaned back to get out of the way.
"Did I say you could move?"
I could see the key. It must have been just out of reach.