Rapunzel was not the maiden in distress you heard of....
Far and wide the story of a beautiful woman Rapunzel, was told to adventuresome princes. The tale goes that in a land far away a tower is erected with no stairs. To climb to the top one must cry out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair" and down will come a golden nest of hair for you to climb to the young girl.
Once inside the brave man will have the pleasure of laying eyes on the most beautiful women ever. She is said to have a look so rare and mesmerizing that even for the most experienced of souls it is hard to breathe.
The guest is then given a challenge: if you can last more than 5 minutes making love with her then untold riches will be bestowed upon you. She will also leave the tower to become your loyal sexual partner and aid, waiting on your hand and foot for as long as you live.
If you cannot last you die.
Prince Andrew had heard this tale many times. Though he had made love to all the best looking maidens in the land and had a massive fortune but he could not help but wonder. So he devised a plan.
For 3 years he quested for the tower with his faithful servant Hector. Just as Prince Andrew was about to give up, on a summers morning, he saw the tower without a staircase.
He cried "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair."
From the massive height tumbled down the most healthy, seductive blonde braid any man had ever seen. It was thicker than a man's forearm.
Prince Andrew climbed up to the top and through the small door.