Astrid.
Tired and horny. Those two words had been my life for the past 18 months. Ever since I'd started training officers for the security teams and dispatch, I'd been tired and damn horny. New regulation required that we wear these tight fuckin' legging-styled pants for the sake of mobility. It had been hell on my morale before I had to watch newbies run their cute little asses around obstacle courses.
Tonight would be different; I had decided that. Tonight I was going to go out, have a drink, and maybe flirt with someone nice. It was my first night off in months due to "restructuring in the company," and I finally had some free time. What better way to spend it than cutting loose for once?
The club itself was pretty nice. The trendy wall decorum and lighting gave the sense that you'd stepped into the future or something similar. The paid dancers were sloshed enough to not care that their clothes were falling off. On top of that, there were some pretty talented, attractive people on the dance floor to boot.
I hadn't been to the "White Rabbit" before. A few of my futanari co-workers had recommended this location to me. Apparently, there was a high population of futanari patrons that frequented the place. So the patrons would be more understanding than if I showed up at some other club. Hopefully.
As I made my way through the dancing throngs toward the bar, a lot of the clubbers stopped their dancing to have a look at me. I wasn't surprised, but it was always uncomfortable to attract attention because of my size. It was probably unusual among even futanari to find women who stood over a foot taller than everyone in the room. I did my best to ignore their staring and made my way closer to the bar.
I was almost there. I'd nearly made it to my drink when the worst happened. A tall (for your average guy) man stood up and knocked over his drink. "Fuck you, stuck-up bitch!" he shouted, kicking back his stool as he stood to face a pink-haired, short woman with very fierce makeup.
"Ha! Maybe when you grow a bigger tic tac, chilito," she chided, waving at the man dismissively. He turned to storm off and stomped face-first into my chest. Instinctively, I flexed reflexively, and he bounced back and onto his ass, shouting.
"What the fuck, prick?!" the dazed man called from the floor. From this vantage point, I could see him more clearly. Black male, mid 20s, about 6'2" somewhat muscular build. Not bad. I leaned down to pick him up and he finally realized who, or what, he'd run into. His eyes went wide as I picked him up by his jacket and lifted him off of the floor.
I set him down heavily on his feet and brushed off his jacket as he stared up at me slack-jawed. "Sorry about that, big guy. I'll watch where I'm stepping next time," I said, clearly offering him an out.
Luckily, he took it, spouting "You do that," with a dramatic adjusting of his jacket before he walked off. Not even looking after him, I hooked my boot behind a leg of the toppled barstool and flipped it back upright. Sitting where the man had been settled, I caught the attention of the bartender cleaning up the mess he had made. "Mojito, please."
The girl next to me laughed just loud enough that I heard her over the music, and I turned my head to eye her. She was one hell of a creature, with a slim, tight body, fit for modeling or gymnastics, or both. She was eying me right back with her big, dazzling eyes. "Thanks for the show, big girl. I was gonna settle for just watching him have a fit and leave, but that was much more entertaining," she said, fishing a card from her handbag and giving it to the bartender before I could pull mine out. "Let me treat you. For the show, and a bit of your time."
The girl winked at me and I curtly nodded, watching the bartender take her card before turning to her. "Okay, little lady. You have my attention. Not often a cute girl gets me a drink," I said, turning my body to face her and taking off my thick work jacket, exposing my turtleneck underneath. "My name's Astrid. Good to meet you."
I offered her my right hand and she gently placed her much smaller hand in mine instead of grasping it for a shake. Deciding to play along I lifted her hand and gave it a gentle peck. This brought a derisive smile to her pretty face. Letting her hand go I waited for her name expectantly.
"You can call me Reina for now, Astrid," she told me, taking her card back from the bartender before taking another sip from her drink. "So, you're a futanari?"
If I'd had my drink yet, I might have done a spit take at that. Instead, my eyes widened and I looked around us. No one else seemed to have even heard the question over the music. I nodded.
"Don't go shy on me now, big girl. Everyone is here for something. I'm just not shy about what I'm looking for," she explained, gesturing to my drink as the tender placed it down next to me. I picked it up and took a sip. Good shit.
"And, uh...what are you looking for?" I asked her, looking down along her tight, form-fitting dress. She shifted her posture to face me, her body moving sensually even as she made such a small adjustment.
"I'm looking for someone with a big dick and the balls to step to me for a fun time," she said. This time I was a bit more prepared for her to be blunt, but it still made me blush. This little lady was something else. I wasn't sure if I'd made the right decision getting involved. "You seem like you might be someone with both," she continued, putting her hand on my pant leg.
I tensed reflexively, my thick quads bulging my pant leg and straining the fabric momentarily. "Careful with that hand, little lady. You might find what you're wishing for," I said, half joking, half hinting that I'd prefer the hand not to be there. I took another swig of my drink letting the burn of the alcohol fill my throat. I needed to focus on something else, anything else, lest I actually got hard and she won this little flirting game.