(Later the same day after lunch)
"Good afternoon, everyone."
"Good afternoon, Miss."
"Well class, we've now reached what for me is a bittersweet moment in the week's proceedings.
"It's now time for me to present the Proud Holder Awards but I have a few words to say first, although I'll try not to detain you any longer than necessary. First of all, you've been an amazing t bunch of students who've surprised and delighted me in equally measure with your determination to succeed and cheeky little personalities. I would like congratulate both Jack and Jonah who've shown exceptional courage in facing their own particular issues and given me no trouble at all. Also I would like to pay a special tribute to Anne who nearly left us but in the end showed both courage and good sense by sticking the course out. Cathy, Holly and Linsey Dawn, when you first arrived I thought you'd enrolled because you thought it would be a laugh. Despite the challenges you faced - including some wettings whilst you've been with us - you've all done astonishingly well and taken the course far more seriously than I ever expected you would.
"Andrew, after a bit of a false start I was impressed by the way in which you knuckled down and got on with it, especially after that non-accidental wet bed. Life in the forces must have taught you something. Omar and Charmaine, you've both done very well despite yesterday's little setbacks. Remember what I taught you and stick with it. Omar, you must remember in particular what Mrs Glenson told you about the detestable vice of masturbation. I know all the gentleman will fap when they get home tonight but it will do you know harm to be reminded about the counter productive effects of that bad habit. David, I'm not forgetting you. Despite a shaky start you've been a good student. Now if you'll all come to the front in turn - one at a time please - to collect your certificates I'd be most grateful. That ladies and gentlemen, concludes the formalities and you'll then be free to go. I'm sure you're all eager to get your bags packed and leave, although I'm going to miss you all terribly. Oh, and by the way, if anyone's thinking of paying a precautionary visit before leaving, forget it - the bathroom's locked!"
THE END