Let's get a few things out of the way first. I am 27 years old and have problems with women. I am skinny and tall which is not that bad. The problem is that I have a weird shaped dick. When not hard it looks normal. It gets to 10.5 inches long when hard though which is not the weird part. The first 4 inches are about as big around as my thumb. It then widens out so at the base it is as big around as a beer can. One girl laughing at me said it looked like a long pear.
Not many girls have seen me naked. A couple of them either laughed so hard that I never wanted to see them again or were afraid of it. The last girl I had sex with couldn't take me all the way in because of the size at the base. The only girl I had sex with that could take me all the way in didn't like it because it felt like I was stabbing her because the end is long and narrow. To make matters worse, when I cum it isn't the tee spoon or 2. It is closer to Β½ cup. The one girl that tried to suck me off couldn't handle the amount of cum and ended up covered. I have to jack off in the shower to keep from making a mess anywhere else.
My best friend since elementary school Bob is married to Amy. Amy is blond hottie. She has a slender figure with breasts that are slightly larger than I like them. Narrow hips and long legs. She is always going around their house in a t-shirt or halter top with no bra and short shorts and her nipple always seem to be sticking out. I think she does that to me on purpose. She happens to be one of the few people that have seen me naked. We were drunk and it was a dare for her not to laugh. She knew of my woman problems as was always trying to set me up on dates. Finally when I gave in she set me up on a date with her friend Jennifer that she works with.
Jennifer is ok looking but no where near as hot as Amy. She is 5 Β½ ft and brown hair. Maybe 100 lbs soaking wet. Small breasts and narrow hips. She looked good but put her hair in a pony tail and some braces and you would think she was in the 9th grade or younger. I had her show me her drivers license to make sure I was not being set up as a gag. Unless it was a fake she was 21 at the time. I found out later it was real.
The date went ok. Everything was polite as it was a first blind date. We eventually agreed to get together again the following weekend again. The date ended with a polite kiss on the cheek. The next day I was at Bob and Amy's again having a beer with Bob. Amy had just gotten home from work and told me that Jennifer enjoyed her date and hopped I would have tried for more than a kiss. When I asked her what that meant she said that Jennifer told her that it was first time she went out with someone where she didn't end up feeling like a kid. She told me how Jennifer had told her that in college all the guys took one look at her and thought she was someone's kid sister and off limits.
The next date came and we decided to take in dinner and a movie. Dinner was nice and I let her pick the movie. We got comfortable at the movie I put my arm around her and she put her hand on my leg. I didn't care if I saw the movie and thought about what Amy had said and decided to see if I could get anywhere with her. At least feel her up a little until she pushed me away. She leaned over on my shoulder and my hand slipped down her side to where her breast was. I rubbed my hand over it but got no response as she watched the movie. When she finally noticed what I was doing she giggled and whispered in my ear that if I was trying to get her attention that way I would have to squeeze a lot harder as there was a lot of padding in there. She wasn't upset by what I was doing so I pressed harder. Eventually I was able to feel a small bump in her bra that must have been her nipple. As I rubbed it her hand on my leg started moving.
At one point I heard her moan and she had her eyes closed. Her hand had moved up my leg enough that she was close to touching my still soft dick. I was trying to keep it soft so I wouldn't scare her to quickly. I was still rubbing her nipple though her shirt, bra, and padding when she told me to pinch it. I grabbed it between my fingers and thumb and lightly pinched. She quietly said harder and started to squeeze my leg. As I squeezed harder on her nipple she squeezed my leg harder. I was squeezing as hard as I could with my fingers when she jerked a couple of times and let out a sigh. I released it and she relaxed back into her seat.
She released her grip on my leg and moved her hand putting it on top of my dick. She then leaned over to me. Kissed me on the cheek and asked if I wanted her to return the favor. I told her I would but not now because it would make too big of a mess. She pouted a little but laid her head on my shoulder. Her hand didn't leave my dick though.
She kept giving my dick small squeezes thought the rest of the movie. By the end of the movie I was hard. I mean who wouldn't be. I had to make an adjustment as we got up to leave. Luckily I was wearing loose enough pants that I could put my dick down a pant leg and not cause a scene.