'I need to go shopping today; will you come to the Mall with me?' Liz asked. Today was Tuesday and Liz had the day off, as I work from home and set my own hours, we were both free. At first we drifted aimlessly around the Mall, mostly window shopping although Liz did buy a new pair of jeans for herself. We took an hour off for a pizza lunch and I suggested we return home but Liz insisted we stayed a little longer.
On the top floor of the shopping centre was an adult store (you know... vids, mags and adult 'toys'.)
'Let's have a look around' Liz said, heading in. Liz had recently discovered my fascination with girls wearing strap-ons and although she had played with a vibrator up my arse several times now, she still didn't own a strap-on herself. Now that my secret was out, I had nervously suggested she look online to get one but she hadn't been interested.
The shop was empty of customers, and there was only one assistant behind the counter, a blond girl in her early thirties I'd guess. Without hesitating, Liz walked up to the assistant with me reluctantly in tow.
'Have you got any strap-on dildos' suitable for me to use on my husband'. (WHAT?? Oh Kill me...kill me now...)
'Liz, what the fuck are you doing?' I asked desperately wishing the ground would open up and swallow me whole.
'Oh, don't worry sir, I'm quite un-shockable' the girl said smiling.
'It just seems sensible to get advice' Liz said, looking innocent. Since the first night Liz had fucked me (her words...), she had become much more assertive and I now realised I had created a monster. She knew I was embarrassed by this stranger knowing what we did in the bedroom and worse, she seemed determined to carry on.
'So... any advice?' She said turning back to the girl.
'Well, we have several different models, come over here and let me show you. I take it you're both new to this? The girl had come around the counter and escorted Liz to a corner of the shop where there was an enormous selection of dildos and vibrators. I followed meekly in their wake, listening horrified to their conversation. They gave every indication that they were discussing the price of tomatoes in the market.
'I've had my vibrator in him, that's quite big' Liz volunteered.
'If you're new to pegging, I'd suggest you start with a slimmer model and work up slowly.' (Pegging?)
'I use a monster dick on my girlfriend' the girl admitted 'and she loves it. I think it's different with guys'. (Girlfriend?) I was now standing with my mouth hanging open, totally confused and embarrassed by this conversation.
Paul, I'm going to have a chat and a look 'round with ...?'
'Oh, I'm Claire' the girl said.
'Hi Claire. I'm Liz and this is Paul.' (Don't tell her my fucking name...).