Patty's Lace
This is the story of Patty and her Adventures in the city. Be sure to check out the profile to read the foreword to the story of a mountain girl making it in the big bad city.
Chapter 013 Birthday Boy's Breakfast!
"Patty! Good to see You!" Olivia said, "I'll be with you guys in a minute!" As she quickly walked by.
Setting up the diners with their meals, Olivia scurried around getting the set up for Patty's group. Pouring the coffee, she grabbed a fresh bowl of creamers along with glasses of water and arrived at the table.
Young stood and Patty slid out of the booth. She hugged Olivia and sat back down as Olivia asked, "What are you guys having?"
The ladies asked for breakfast bowls, all the way. Young asked for a ham and cheese omelet with potatoes on the side and Sarge asked for steak and eggs, medium rare, with potatoes also.
Olivia put the order in and came back. Patty asked if Matteo was working and she answered, "Norton's cooking, paying Mattie back for the other night. Then asked, Hey, you remember that drunk chick?"
"The bridesmaid?" Patty answered.
Olivia said, "Yea, get this, she came back in looking for that slip, it was pretty funny. She also asked if she did anything embarrassing.
Patty asked, "Oh yea, she did, what did you tell her?"
Olivia answered, "I told her that I believed the slip went out in the morning garbage, it was pretty trashed. I also answered that she did but didn't give any details. Her name is Amanda. She's a regular in here, and a really nice person. She really wants to know what happened, so we are going for lunch today.
"That slip cleaned up, nicely and fits jusssst right." Patty said. "Tell the story."
Olivia spoke up saying, "Get this, it's a no shitter and happened on the night I met Patty. Matt and I were working, and Patty was hanging out. A couple stumbled in, both really drunk and dressed in formal wear. He had on a tux, and she had on a long peach dress.
This chick was so drunk she couldn't even make through the door. He grabbed her hand as she staggered around, and she fell to the floor. Her dress went up showing off her slip as he grabbed her hands, trying to pull her to her feet. As hard as she tried to get up, she just fell back on her ass, giggling. Her dress hiked up a little more each time her ass plopped down on the floor showing more slip, until she slumped over to one side. Take over Patty, I'll be right back.
Olivia poured more coffee and asked if the group at the other table wanted desert. A couple did and the other wanted ice cream.
"So here this chick is, drunk off her ass, laying on the floor, giggling, right over there." Patty said. "Her dress is up around her knees and her slip was tangled in her ankles.
She's laying on her side in the floor squirming around like an inchworm giggling with her guy trying to get her up and she says, get this, I'll just have breakfast here."
Everybody laughed as Olivia passed by giggling, saying "I told Ronnie that was his next fare. He wasn't happy."
Patty continued to speak as Olivia scooped ice cream and cut pie. "Yea, but he fucked her in the back seat of that cab, so he got some happy. Anyway, Olivia and I dragged her out of the floor and poured her into this very booth.
She couldn't even sit up, she just stretched out on the bench. She pulled her dress up her thighs, then started on her slip. Nobody, even her date, could understand what she was saying as she abused her pretty slip tossing it around and jerking her lace then pulling on it while she squirmed in the booth. It ended up on top of her thighs when she gave it a break.
Patty nodded at Olivia as she passed by and asked, "What did you say about her condition?"
Olivia said, "I don't think I've ever been that happy!"
"Ohhh yea" Patty said laughing, "That was after I said, "I don't think I've ever been that drunk."
Everybody laughed as Olivia set the tray on the table behind them, and said, "Betcha she felt like hell the next morning"
"Take over, Olivia," Patty said.
Olivia asked, "What did you call her?"
"Stork Woman" Patty answered.
Everybody laughed including Olivia as she said, "Still wish I had those legs, instead of these short stubbies." rubbing the side of her thigh making Her skirt ride up and down.
Patty noticed the pretty robin's egg blue slip lace as it flashed from under her waitress uniform as Olivia continued, "What did you call where she was going?"
"Why, you have gorgeous legs," Quinn chimed in, "So shapely!"
Olivia smiled at Quinn saying, "Thank You" and looked down.
"That was a really pretty dress she had on," Patty said then asked, "Going commando?"
"Yea yea, that was it," Olivia said then walked away when the other table asked for the check. "You won the bet though" she said, then took care of the table.
Sarge chimed in saying, "Bet?"
Patty took over saying, "Yea, hahahaha, Olivia and I bet she was going commando, I won and still have that dollar."
Olivia passed by to ring them out saying, "Don't spend it all in one place," Laughing.
"Well, was she, did she have panties?" Quinn asked.
"Olivia found out, she can tell you how." Patty said as Olivia passed back by with the cards and receipts. Pretty smart though what she did. That chick was having all kinds of problems, she spilled water and coffee down her legs soaking that slip, and I about fell out when her guy asked if she needed an operator's manual for her fork. She ate about half her meal and that slip ate the rest. The bacon grease stains were the hardest to get out.
Everybody laughed again, even Olivia as she passed to hand back cards and receipts, saying, "That was pretty good when you called her a dark corner woman."
Patty laughed and said, "Well, she looked like a dark corner woman."
Quinn asked, "Dark corner woman?"
Patty answered, "I think she was. Those two were at a wedding and you know what happens in dark corners at receptions."
Quinn giggled and said, "Yea."
Olivia thanked the other table and said goodbyes, then walked back to the birthday table saying, "That dress is still too wild for me."
Patty replied, "You would be wild too, if you were getting jerked, pulled, and snatched around like that dress and slip was.
How did you find out she was going commando? Quinn asked.
"Ohh that was simple," Olivia said, I had open toe flats on like these, so I just ran my toe up the sole of her bare foot and up into the booth her legs went up showing all to the world, hahahha"
Everybody laughed and Patty said, "Take over."
"You won that bet, no panties. Between her date in the corner and Ronnie in the cab, she took two sausage rides in that dress and slip." Olivia said then asked, "Did that slip haul two loads, Patty?"
"Yep, one in her lace at the top of her slit and one up by her waist. Patty said. But they are gone now along with the bacon grease, egg, butter, and coffee. I dunno where the soy sauce came from, but it's gone too. She literally had the whole kitchen staining that slip." She is just about pristine again, though.
Norton shouted, "Order up!" as the group laughed
"Good, that is a glamourous slip," Olivia said, "Be right back."