He couldn't move an inch, his body betraying him. It was as if he were trapped in stasis, but with full awareness of his surroundings. "I'm going to let you go, and for your own sake, keep your mouth shut," the woman said. He blinked. The woman was putting off a serious aura of power, like a pressure was coming off her and squeezing the air from his lungs. Antagonizing such a woman seemed like a bad idea.
She let go of his mouth and he rubbed his jaw, turning in place to face the intruder. The woman was small, no taller than five-and-a-half feet, with tan skin, and dark hair pulled up in a bun. She dusted off her hands, then looked around the room. There was a pause before she spoke.
"You live like this?"
"Hey! Explain! You can't break into my house then insult me!"
She grinned at him. "Sure I can!"
She walked around his living room, caressing the potted plants along the way.
"Your plants are well cared for," she noted.
"I know," he said, as he made himself comfortable on his own couch. If this woman were going to do something to hurt him, she would have already. His cat, who'd been hiding up to this point, darted out from the kitchen and jumped into his lap. He rubbed her behind the ears. "Don't worry, Cat. The mean lady won't hurt you." She turned to scowl at him, her fancy robe swooshing around her.
"Of course I won't! And I'm not mean! I'm mysterious and aloof."
"So, who are you? Why are you in my home?"
She ignored him, bending further to look at his plants. "Seriously, Jackson, how do you get them so healthy? Not a speck of brown on these leaves..."
He shrugged. "Love. TLC. Whatever you want to call it."
She turned and gave him a smile that told him he'd missed an inside joke. Clearing her throat, she gave him her full attention.
"My name is Astarte," she paused, as if giving him time to gasp. When no such gasp came forth she faltered a little, but continued. "The angel Eldarion is dead."
"That's...very sad? What does that have to do with me?"
[Don't be a dick.]
He jumped, and the movement did not go unnoticed by the woman in the room.
"Give me a minute! Kids today, no sense for the dramatic..." she grumbled, then approached and sat next to him. She scooted closer til their shoulders were touching, then patted her leg. Cat, traitorous as she was, claimed the woman's lap. Astarte leaned her head against Jack's shoulder as she pet the animal, without the slightest indication that she knew she was making him uncomfortable.
"So, the angel of love is dead, felled in battle with a demon. What do you suppose happens now?"
"Uh, well I'd guess there will be a funeral, we will all be sad for a little while, then we will move on?"
[Move on?]
"Yeah, like normal," he said aloud.
"There is a balance to all things, Jackson. There are ten demons walking this world, but now only nine angels. There is a gap to be filled."
"And you think...you think I'm going to fill that gap?"
This time, she shrugged. "I dunno."
"Alright, cool talk."
"Relax. It could well be you. There are candidates! People that the Fates themselves have deemed worthy to hold the mantle next. This time, there are nine candidates; nine people who could potentially take up the title of Eldarion, Angel of Love."
"Hold on," Jack said, confused. "I thought Eldarion was her name? It's a title?"
"It's both, I guess. Her name was Eldarion, and she was the original angel of love, so..."
Jack faltered. "Like, biblically?"
Astarte waved her hand. "No, no, nothing like that. The angels were just another Sovereign race that came over during the Pathscrossing. Like me!" she said with a shit-eating grin. "Are you going to ask me what I am, yet?"
"You already told me who you are."
"Nuh uh, I want you to guess."
He sighed. This woman was going to be trouble, he could feel it.
"Well, if you're a Sovereign species you're either an angel, a demon, a primordial, or an old god...hold on, Astarte? You're one of the thirteen! An old god!"
Astarte rose from his shoulder and threw him a dirty look. "I am not old. I am wise. Do I look old?" Her eyes burned with the question. In truth, she was beautiful in a much more realistic way than he figured a god would be.
"Not at all! Younger than me, for sure." Couldn't hurt to suck up to an old god a little.
She preened a bit, tucking a flyaway behind her ear, then continued. "But yes that is me. Astarte, the young, hot goddess, fresh on the scene. I used to be human, you know. Just. Like. You." She punctuated her words by tapping him on the nose, her eyes daring him to say something about it. "Perhaps you, too, are destined to rise above mortality and lead mankind towards a new era." She crawled onto him and sat sideways on his lap with her arms looped around his neck. "So...nine candidates, and one super-influential position to fill. If people knew you were a candidate, what do you think they would do?"
Jack scratched his chin in thought. "I'd like to think they would congratulate me and wish me luck."