Stephen
My head was killing me, my vision was starting to clear, and I was in some detention facility. It looked like that. My hands were behind my back, and I was handcuffed. I didn't even know where I was. I was sitting on a cold chair. Three security guards were talking in another room.
They saw I was awake, came out to introduce themselves, and undoubtedly held back laughter. These officers looked at each other and kept discreetly smirking like there was some big secret they hid from me. It was like they were reading each other's minds. They were looking down and then started laughing at me. They couldn't hold back their laughter anymore.
I was furious and yelled, "where the hell am I, and what are you pigs laughing at?"
He pointed at me and said, "Who do you think you are, little man, for yelling at us like that? We should arrest your ass. Since you are so eager to learn what is so amusing, look down."
I looked down and was horrified by what I saw. I was completely naked from head to toe, and my tiny shaftless penis was exposed to these manly men. I gasped and tried to cover the little guy with both hands but failed. I desperately was doing anything to cover up my undersized wee-wee. I squished my legs together, which made it look even tinier. They were laughing at me.
"Haha, what are you trying to do? There isn't anything to cover up."
"It is really chilly here. We are so sorry about that, little bro."
"I always love when we host music festivals because there is always some douche who causes trouble running around naked with his child-like wee-wee."
"That is a really tiny penis, man. Life must be hard for you because no one wants that unhung tee-tee anywhere near them. Damn, you are hung like a field mouse. Check out those big muscles. haven't ya heard? No amount of lifting weights is going to help you grow that teeny muscle between your legs. Your big legs make it look even tinier. That is just hilarious and sad at the same time. How do you even jack off? You must use two fingers or possible one."
I shook my head and asked, "can I please just go? I am sorry for all the trouble I caused."
"You hear that? This little pee-pee boy is embarrassed by his pathetic excuse for a penis. How old are ya, boy?"
"25."
They really had a field day over that.
"Oh wow, we thought maybe you would still have time to grow, but you will be stuck with that little stumpy for the rest of your life."
I was super red in the face and wanted to throw up. It was humiliating how these men were drilling me with horrible comments about my pinky-sized jewel.
"Let's give the little guy a break because it must be hard for him to have a tiny acorn bouncing between his legs. Before we let you go, you need to promise us you won't streak and let anyone see your little vulva again."
I was so ashamed but didn't have a choice in the matter, so I said, "I won't ever streak again and let people see my little, baby dinky winky again. It's so minuscule. I can't even see it when I look down because of my thick abs. It's a dick-do."
They laughed and slapped me on the back for being a good sport about having such a cute little peanut. Before they would let me go, they took out a camera and took a picture of me and my little weenie roast. They said it belonged on their "wall of shame," which included photos of other vigilantes. I was the only nude one.
They shoved the photo in my face, and man, was it tiny. I was incredibly embarrassed my nude body was photographed and would remain on that wall forever. Anyone who passed by would take the utmost pleasure and sheer joy seeing me in my cold, shriveled up state.
They uncuffed my hands and let me go. I asked them for some clothes, and they denied my request. They said if I had the bolstering confidence to jeopardize my lack of manliness to thousands of music lovers, I should take no issue going outside with my stack of dimes. They pointed in my face and told me I better not cover myself. I needed to accept my shameless schmeckle.
The festival was only a day, so they claimed no one would be outside. As I snuck towards the exit door, they watched my withering prepubescent penis and commented on my bodacious, bubble behind. They said I had a breathtaking and sensational backside, but ashamed of my pitiable front. I ignored them, and propped my head outside the door. They lied! There were plenty of workers cleaning everything up.
One of the security guards escorted me to my car. He made sure I kept my small microphallus exposed to the public by handcuffing me again. Immediately, I heard people laughing and giving me the small penis sign. I felt so demeaned and crushed by this awakening. I thought people would give me some sympathy. I would have liked some consolation that size doesn't matter and my little, tiny mushroom cap could bring someone pleasure.
a big bear-like worker asked condescendingly, "hey, what up shrimpy, too much to drink last night?"
I saw so many people with their phones out, gawking at my baby dick from a distance, I don't even know how they could see it. I took some comfort knowing it was so tiny it probably wouldn't have showed up on their phones. The security guard noticed my obvious discomfort and told me not to worry about my little dum dum lollipop because most people don't care. I knew this was a lie because he held back a chuckle after.
After what felt like miles of little dick jokes, we reached my car. He uncuffed me, smacked my butt for emphasis, and left. I entered the car and looked down at my soft, little penis. It was so tiny, and I was so embarrassed. I put on my extra clothes, so my weenie peenie wouldn't be exposed anymore. I was praying any recordings would not reach France. I returned to campus, and no one said anything. I believe no one saw anything, which they probably wouldn't have anyway. I was super lucky.
Jordan
This morning, I received an interesting and alluring text from Jenny that they had something they could use over Stephen. I told Connor, and he was excited because we had hit a rock wall for months trying to come up with something.
There was nothing we could use over Stephen since he was a masterful cheater and made us lose last year's final game. It ruined our team's reputation, and we lost most of our scholarships. People desire to know the truth behind Stephen, but we know we can't prove it, but this text sounds promising. Jenny let us into Kate and Fiona's dorm room.