Michelle and I didn't venture too far from the seats where Erin had left us for a good portion of the evening. That being our first time at an After Party, we were content on people-watching -- and sometimes animal-watching, depending on the costume -- and having people come to us to socialize.
If it weren't for all of the furry, fuzzy, and feathery outfits, we would never have thought this was nothing more than just a bunch of average folks having a nice night out. But the attire added a lot of depth to the event, and what would have normally been just a touch on an arm as part of a greeting was now shrouded in ulterior motives, or at the very least rather obvious innuendos.
We were still snuggled together on the large Icelandic sheepskin bean bag when another couple about our age came over to the lounge that we had, without telling anyone, claimed as our own.
They both were wearing the same outfits all of the "plus ones" were wearing -- the unexceptional white cotton loose-fitting shirt and pants, and the same pink arm bands. The only difference was that the girl was wearing a Russian mohair bolero.
"Do you mind if we join you?," the girl asked.
Michelle spoke before I could.
"Sure. Anywhere you like."
"This is our first time to one of these parties," the girl said.
"Ours, too," Michelle added.
"We don't know what the protocol is." She looked at her partner and then back at Michelle and me. "Do we tell each other our names or what?"
I guess my eyes had popped out of my head when she asked that question because after Michelle turned to look at me before answering she let out an almost indistinguishable laugh, and turned back to the girl who was now sitting across from us and smiled.
"We are okay skipping the introductions if you are."
They both nodded.
There was a brief, minimally uncomfortable pause before anyone spoke again. This time the guy decided to chime in.
"So, what have you two tried so far?," he asked.
"Not much," I said, pointing to our drinks. "Just a cola and a club soda."
The two of them laughed in unison and were still smiling when the guy put his hand up.
"Sorry," he said. "We didn't mean to be rude. I should have phrased my question a little better." He nodded his head out towards the crowds and down the length of the dark paneled building. "I was wondering what have you tried out there? Didn't your host? ... ." He paused and waited for us to fill in the blank.
"Hostess," Michelle replied.
"Okay. Right, sorry. I should have figured that out from the arm bands. Didn't your hostess tell you about the different stations you can go to for a little fun?"
"No, she told us to mingle a little but we found this spot and were just enjoying doing some people-watching."
Michelle cuddled back into the bean bag with me. "Why? What do you mean by 'stations'?"
The girl seemed a bit giddy when Michelle asked the question, and sat on the edge of her seat.
"Well," she said with a big grin on her face, "so far my favourite was the whack-a-mole at the far end of the north hall."
"Here we go," her boyfriend said. "'Little Miss Winner' has to brag all night."
She smacked him on the chest.
"Shut up! I'm talking. Besides, when you win something then you can offer your opinion." Her scowl was full of playful mocking more than anything else. "As I was saying, I liked the whack-a-mole because I won this curly little sweater for being the best."
I knew when not to talk better than my counterpart across the table from me. Michelle asked the obvious question.
"The best at what?"
The girl looked at her companion.
"Are you going to interrupt me or can I tell them?"
He shrugged his shoulders in resignation.
"The whack-a-mole is a contraption they have set up that raises and lowers people, ... well, more to the point guys ... ."
"Their cocks." As soon as he blurted out the words she started smacking him again.
"Shut up! I am telling them." She turned back to Michelle and me again and rolled her eyes. "So they have this thing that lifts guys up so their penises," she emphasized the word to make the story more her own, "pop up through a series of eight holes, four on one side of the table and four on the other, and whoever makes the most guys cum before the buzzer goes wins."
"How did you do it?," Michelle prodded.
Without speaking this time, the guy across from us just raised his hands and wiggled his fingers. And of course she smacked him again.
"What?!," he said. "She is awesome with her hands. But they also have lots of accessories to help you get the guys off. Mohair, angora, scarves, gloves, fur of all kinds and sizes, battery operated toys ... ."
That was when his girlfriend injected herself back into the conversation as she started shaking her head.
"That's why the other girl lost. She used all of that vibrating stuff but you don't get the right amount of friction and grip in the short amount of time each penis pops up." She pulled at the opening of her prize. "They had some mittens made out of this stuff and I swear I could hear one of the guys crying underneath the table as I was jerking him off. He shot his load everywhere. It almost hit some woman dressed up as a really awesome looking goat."