Once upon a Starry Night
Boxing Day Morning (26th December)
Santa was genuinely exhausted, as well as being extremely full, it could be argued more than they were a little drunk. She had just spent the last twenty-four hours powering around the globe chasing the darkness behind nine braying troublesome reindeer delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls. She was glad to finally be home and standing on solid snow.
Home being the vast cold wastelands that were the North Pole.
The last hundred mince pies and numerous gallons of sherry in Alaska had predictably yet again nearly killed her. Her stomach was hurting. But she dutifully guzzled them all. It was an amazing experience. Rudolf as ever did a brilliant job leading the reindeers almost on autopilot. She was useless at driving the sleigh on the last third of the globe as she burped and giggled and found herself singing drunkenly and very badly out of tune to every song she could think of.
She was surprised as every year they all got back safely. The reindeer were as useful as ever. As for time in memorial Santa on the homeward leg was not really in control of the sleigh by the end. Rudolph ruled the roost. Santa would not be legally able to drive a car. It was the one thing her dad used to rave and talk for hours on the love that last very intoxicated sprint home.
She unsteadily climbed off the sleigh, her large almost knee high black booted foot missing the bottom step three times before her toes finally searched for and found the snow. She then attempted to go and stroke, pat, and personally thank each of the reindeer. Again, just repeating what her dad did every time. She felt duty bound to follow. Even if she found it was hard work walking the short distance. Predictably they were not appreciative of the patting. They were equally tired, grumpy, and as she was full and bloated with the smorgasbord of wine, sherry and port, they were also extremely full of carrots.
Then with a bit of focus, as the large snowflakes started to fall around her, she set about releasing the animals. With a tired groan she finally unhitched the sleigh and the reins, and the reindeer brayed and moaned before nodding at each other. They were good at looking after themselves. They knew more about what they needed to do than Santa cared about at that moment. She was annoyed that one of the elves should have been up and ready to look after them. But yet again failed to wake up. It has been stressful and tiring forty eight hours. They were clearly still fast asleep. Nicole watched as the braying reindeer started plodding slowly off towards their barn.
Santa had a more important and urgent thought. She looked up and squeezed her thighs together as she grimaced, her bulging bladder twinged again. She then made a not so straight line 'beeline' to the toilet behind the wooden door on her right. She had been waiting since carefully holding on and squatting off the back of the sleigh whilst going over the Great Lakes and was now beyond desperate. Her dad never encountered such logistical challenges in his day.
Santa staggered back out the door pushing the snow into an arc, shivering as the wind gusted. She wrapped her large red coat around her shoulders once again. It was bitterly cold outside her little cabin in the North Pole. It was, however, quiet. The wind was only gently blowing between the buildings. Looking up she could see through the net curtain that there was a fire burning brightly and warmly in the fireplace. Everyone else she hoped was in bed. Their stresses and strains had as usual been high in the run up of seventy two to twenty four hours before loading everything on to the sleigh.
With a push on the front door, Santa smiled as she opened the door to her quarters. Firstly at feeling the glorious wall of warmth that wrapped itself around her, then beside her chair, Jess had again been good to her. Next to her large red comfy chair was a plate full of neatly cut white bread turkey sandwiches. There beside the plate was a red tartan print thermos which she knew to be full of warm brandy. If Nicole had been sensible she would have known that really shouldn't drink or eat another morsel, but if there was ever an excuse, it was Christmas.
Nicole was acting up as Santa. Eating was what Santa did best. That was certainly a great excuse. In this role she was also under a lot of pressure to gain weight. The elves complained that she had got her mother's figure, not her father's overly large rotund one. The elves were desperate for her to fatten up like her dad. They seemed to be doing everything with their fatty food-based powers to achieve it. Nicole did not complain at the extra large meals they provided. She chuckled to herself as the kind thought from Jess was there. What was wrong with some more food and drink, it really wouldn't hurt.
She smiled as she shuffled and staggered towards the bed and with a tired world-weary sigh. Before she sat down, she started to slowly undo the buttons and then peel the red sweaty saturated Santa suit off her body. She paused. She jumped with shock even though she knew it was going to happen. There was an almost whirlwind as the Santa magic took hold. There was a mini whirlwind that surrounded her, a cooling breeze against the skin.
Standing next to her chair Nicole was again Nicole. The suit now had in theory eleven months to air out before she needed it next. Then she grunted as she untied and unclipped took off the equally sweaty and uncomfortable white fat suit she still had to wear under the outfit.
Yes, Nicole was growing in size as per the rules, but according to the chief Elf Alabaster, her belly was rounder, but in his opinion still not big enough yet. She still needed more natural girth. Then came the faux white wig and beard which was triumphantly pulled off next. Apparently it helped the magic make a real one. Nicole felt like a supermarket Santa putting it on. She twisted her neck removing a crick, and then ran her hands over her scalp undoing the hair clips that let down her long blonde locks. She was just over thirty, and as such not big enough or old enough to truly be the world's image of Santa Claus.
However, if things continue as they were, she had grand plans on redesigning the image next year, but she said that every year. Her father was still very much alive, if sadly bed ridden. He was of course still everyone's picture perfect idea of Santa.
No one was really sure what would happen to Nicole once her father passed away. The elves were still in the library reading up on it. There must have been an only daughter at some point in the very long history of Santa.