The sexy, dolled-up face in the mirror looked back at me. It was my own face, of course, but I was having a hard time adjusting. People always knew me as the quiet, reserved, studious one, who never made time for parties, never made time for boys.
Tonight, it's different. Tonight, I'm a slut. After a lifetime of staying quiet, keeping to myself... I thirst for a change of pace, and I'm gonna look the part -- heavy eyeliner, dark lipstick, long hair, my tightest, deep-necked shirt...
The person looking back at me through the mirror -- gorgeous. Fuckable. I bit my lip. I had to remind myself -- that was me. I looked like that. My knees were weak -- partly by anxiety, mostly by lust -- imagining myself getting undressed by everyone else's eyes. With a nod of encouragement, I strode out of the house, purse over shoulder.
This was only half of the plan. The other half is to go to the pub downtown -- lots of cute guys looking for some easy ass for the price of a couple beers, and that's exactly what I'm hoping for. If I look irresistible now, I'll be absolutely violable after some drinks. If I'm lucky, they won't be able to help themselves from groping me up and down, pulling on my clothes and hair...
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"Hey," I tapped on the nearest man's shoulder, seated at the bar. He was talking with another, but the more the merrier. Caught off-guard, he stopped mid-sentence and slowly rotated towards me, with the other set of eyes peering around his shoulder. "Care to buy a cute girl a drink? Your friend can get the second one, if he likes."
I think he was about to chastise me for interrupting, but after one good look at my body, he didn't seem very chaste. With an uneasy smile, he said, "Uhh, heyy! I was kinda, mid-conversation over here, but we can talk after if you like?"
"I'll make it worth your while~. Wanna see my party trick? Order a round of shots for the three of us." The two exchanged a glance to ask each other if they should play along.
"What's your 'party trick'?" The friend asked.
"If I tell you now, you won't believe me. Think of it as a sexy surprise."
The nearest man sighed deeply and called the bartender for three shots of who-cares. I had a very short window between the bartender walking away and the men grabbing their glasses. I leaned over and took both, one in each hand. My barmates were incredulous -- pissed is more like it. But if I could keep their attention for long enough, they'd forgive me. Or maybe they'd hatefuck me, even better.
"What the hell, girl?!" I'd already finished my second shot and was busy throwing back the third. "You were just acting all sexy and mysterious to get some poor sucker to buy you drinks. I oughtta leave right now and give you our tab, we've been here for an hour already, you know!" His friend chimed in, "Just an alcoholic looking for a fix, man."
I finished gulping down the last shot, placed the glass gently on the counter, and raised my finger at them. "Believe it or not, I wasn't lying. I do have a trick for you, and I think you're gonna love it. It just takes," I made a twisting motion with my hand, "about five to ten minutes for the alcohol to kick in."
"What, you're gonna become a crazier, wilder bitch? I guess that would be hard to imagine!" His friend put a hand on his shoulder. I could tell they were getting ready to leave, and that would be no fun; they were two of the best-looking guys there.
"Alright, alright, I'll tell you what it is, okay? And if you don't believe me, you only need to wait a couple minutes for me to prove it." They both raised their eyebrows expectantly.
"My tits grow when I drink alcohol. My ass, too -- everything. I get a lot more... voluptuous. And a lot more horny. Horny enough to show you studs a good time."
The closer man facepalmed into the table. The man across shook his head and tried his best to rationalize it: "Some ladies' breasts grow up to twenty five percent when they're aroused; there's nothing special about that." I could tell he was a nerd.
"Twenty five? Ha! Try twenty five hundred," I said, holding my hands a foot away from my chest. That made him blush.
The other man brought his head back off the table. "But do you really need three shots, all at once? That's a hard sell."
I shrugged. "It's a little too subtle when I drink one at a time. But I guess that's fun in its own way, when you have a whole night to kill."
"And when you've actually got your own money!" He quipped to the void, eyes wide.
"Hey, I'm still in college. And renting a dorm. Money's a bit tight. Besides, three shots is what, fifteen dollars? Small price to pay to feel up the biggest tits in town."
Suddenly, he got a mean expression on his face. "Yeah well, maybe that's not enough for me! You're a liar and a hussy. Maybe I expect more!" He huffed, arms crossed. His friend from behind looked like he wanted to admonish him for gambling on probably his first ever chance to get laid. But I could barely focus on that, because all of a sudden, I felt the alcohol hitting...
And then I felt it come. The tingling sensation in my breasts.
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