My Neighbor's Kinky Secret Ch. 1
Since hearing about the golden shower incident from Ralph, my wife had been waiting for a chance to talk to Gwen without him there.
"Ralph just left, so I'm going over to talk to Gwen," my wife said as she headed toward the door. "I've just got to talk to her about that pee stuff," she added, giggling as she left.
I chuckled to myself. Debbie was totally shocked when she found out Ralph and Gwen did the golden shower thing. Ralph had sworn it was Gwen's idea and they were both drunk. Debbie had obsessed about it since then and was dying to catch Gwen when Ralph wasn't around.
She was over there a little over an hour when I saw Ralph pull into the driveway. Shortly after that Debbie came home.
She had a weird look when she came in. "They still do it!" she declared, nodding her head as though she had just solved a crime.
This caught me a bit off guard. "Do what?" I asked, completely baffled by my wife's declaration.
"Ralph and her," she said. "Ralph still pees on her and in her mouth too. AND..." she continued. "She swallows it!"
This did surprise me. "No shit," I said.
She was nodding her head continuously, "Yup... Can you believe it?" she asked.
"Well, different strokes babe. If it's their thing I guess," I said.
"Oh Gwen says she doesn't like it. She says he bugs her and bugs her and bugs her and finally she gives in," she chuckled, "But I think she likes it," she added.
This was interesting information.
"ARE YOU SHITTING ME?" were the first words out of Ted's mouth when I told him about Ralph pissing in his wife's mouth.
"You know, I think I have always wondered what that would be like," he laughed.
"Hey, we have an opportunity to find out living right next door to me," I chuckled.
He slammed his hand on the table. "Damned right we do," he bellowed. "So lets do it then," he bounced in his seat, laughing.
"Ralph may not take to us pissing on his wife," I laughed.
"Fuck Ralph!" he laughed. "You know as well as I do he'll probably jack off watching is do it," he guffawed louder.
I laughed. "Well it might ruin our good neighbor relationship, but then that little weasel has been getting blow jobs from my wife long enough, so fuck it. We'll let the chips fall where they may," I laughed.
"Fuuuuuccccckkkk, you know damned good and well, he'll get off on it," he laughed.
"You're probably right," I smiled.
We decided to drift over the next night. We also decided to take a couple of bottles of wine to celebrate some made up sale Ted made or something. Just to get Gwen a little tipsy. And lastly, we both decided we needed to load up on beers or something, so we'd have to piss.
That next night, Debbie was out running errands, but I expected her home anytime. Ted and I were chugging a few beers in preparation. We uncorked two bottles of wine for Ralph and Gwen's consumption but took a six pack of beer each for us.
We drifted next door and rang the door bell. Ralph answered the door and looked a little worried when he saw Ted.
"Oh hey guys, whats up?" he said.
"We come to celebrate buddy," Ted's booming voice rang out as he pushed his was in past the flustered Ralph.
I laughed. "Ted is on the verge of a big deal and he wants to celebrate," I laughed as I shrugged my shoulders and followed him into their living room.
Gwen was wearing a tee shirt and jeans and she rose quickly when Ted and I barged into the living room.
The look on her face could best be described as surprised, combined with apprehensive. Her eyes darted between Ted and Ralph.
"Get some glasses Ralph," Ted bellowed as he set the bottles of wine on their end table by the sofa.
"I am this close to closing a big deal and we're going to celebrate damn it!" he declared.
Ralph scurried into the kitchen returning with four glasses.
Ted laughed. "The glasses are for you guys, Gary and I are beer drinkers," he said nodding to me.
I held up two six packs of beer I had.
Ted grabbed one of the bottles of wine and poured it into two of the glasses, filling Gwen's glass noticeably fuller than Ralph's.
He handed them each their glass as I uncapped two bottles of beer.
He took a bottle from me and turned and flopped on the sofa. "Come here babe" he said patting the sofa beside him.
Gwen stood frozen, staring at the place he had patted, then looked at Ralph as if to say, "what do I do?"
Ralph stood with his mouth hanging open and a helpless look on his face.
"HERE BABE!" Ted's voice bellowed, as he again patted the place beside him on the sofa.
Ralph moved toward the spot on the other side of where Gwen would sit, but I nudged in front of him and claimed that place.
Gwen, now trembling, moved to sit beside Ted as I plopped down on the other side of her.
Ralph meekly moved and sat in the chair facing the sofa.
"A TOAST!" Ted bellowed. "There's a deal in the making, and it will come to pass, but only if each one of us completely drains our glass," he laughed as he tipped his beer up, chugging it in its entirety.
I chugged mine. Ralph and Gwen sat holding their glasses, staring at us.
"COME ON!" Ted thundered. "You have to drain your glasses to make the toast work!" He added.
Snapped back to reality, both of them quickly tipped their glasses up and began drinking.
Ralph finished first obviously since his glass was only about half as full as Gwen's.
No sooner were both glasses empty than Ted was refilling them.
"Oh no, no, no," Gwen mumbled as Ted was pouring her glass nearly full again.
"Oh come on babe," he laughed. "We're celebrating damn it," he added as he leaned across and poured about half that amount in Ralph's glass.
"You toast now Gary," he laughed as he took another beer from his six pack and uncapped it.
I uncapped one and raised it to make a toast.
"Okay, ah lemme see here ah..." I paused, trying to remember Ted's toast. "There's a deal ah, in the making. It will come to pass but only if each of us completely drains our glass," I stammered as I raised my bottle and then chugged it.