I had seen this guy a few times at one of the places my girl friends and I go for a drink. A place that we don't visit on a regular bases, beer and popcorn/peanuts is not my type of place. You ask for a glass of wine and they open a bottle that has a twist off cap, I know they got that for $1.98 per bottle. The label has the time of day they put the juice in the bottle no year is needed. You get the idea what type of place I'm talking about. However they got some fine flesh leaning on that bar and playing pool and drinking longnecks. One had got my attention, but he didn't know it, hell you guys never know anything.
The tall drink of water, a real hunk, had ask me for my phone number the last time I was in the place. Pay attention I'm going to teach you ass holes a few tricks.
Lesson #569 This is called playing hard to get!
I told him I was married and I don't see men, you got the wrong girl! He had introduced himself as Bubba…why do men go by nicknames is the dumbest thing I have ever known them to do. (God what a fucked up name) But sometime you have to over look the downside they present, this is so true when you see him in tight jeans and what a ass and that bulge he had on him, ..oh that made my thong get damp, will I guess a name Bubba is not all that bad.
I soon learned he was a hard hat that did heavy construction. He had to be 6' 5" 260# and his muscles had muscles. I found out that construction workers don't always work on days when it rains or the weather might cause problem with pouring cement or something like that, but anyway, he is off during the week sometimes. When he was off he would go to this same old beer and popcorn place around noon.
Lesson # 869 Gentlemen this is how you set a guy up to make a play for you. " pay attention!"
I called the bar and ask to speak to Marca, I could hear the bartender call out " Marca telephone" you can see this is a real top-drawer place. "Anyone named Marca here! No Marca here… you want to leave a message for her? Yes please tell her that something has come up and Sue can't make it for lunch…thanks!" Do you see what I have done, every hard Dick in the place knows that Marca may or should be in that bar or why else would she get a call here. The smart guys or asking that bartender what did that message say that was left for Marca?
I dress in a rained out type of day a bright color type of dress, you know something to show off my 5' 10", 140#. Lots of leg showing, the top of the dress will revel my 40DD and it will be tight enough for them to see the 23 x 38 figure below the 40DD. I get to the place about 1:30 PM and go in looking for someone and I see him over by the pool table but I don't act like I even notice him. I head for the end of the bar to take a seat at the bar and still keep looking around for someone. I step up onto the barstool and make sure lots of leg is showing before I swing it around under the bar. I order that 18-hour-old white wine and keep looking around trying to see if someone is here.
"Hello Marca how are you?"
"Oh hi, …I'm sorry I forgot your name!….It's Bubba…oh yes… how have you been?"
We had small talk, he told me why he was not working today and how the afternoon was a bore. (Boy could I change that) "Bubba you should be out doing something to work on your mind on a day like this and not here." The look on his face..(Why am I here… god this was the dumbest thing I have done…will in the last few weeks)
"Lady your Marca… yes…you got a message your friend Sue can't make lunch!"
As I sat looking at the note the bar tender handed me I keep thinking.. (OK Bubba do something hard hat..think..ask to buy me lunch..ask to buy me a drink..ask me to just set and visit..just ask me to FUCK… God Damn do something I can't set here looking at this paper forever…oh I forgot…he is a hard hat)
"Bar tender I need my tab!"
"Marca do you need to go, let me buy you a drink!"
"Oh Bubba the wine is not very good here, but don't tell the bar tender!"
"Marca can I take you someplace where it is good." (Damn the boy is getting better)
Lesson #169 (This is where I hand the ball off to Bubba..run Bubba..run, the fucken end zone is between my legs. Score you motherfucker, score!)
"Bubba..I'm married I can't go to a place that I might be seen with a good looking man like you, that would get me in trouble at home."
"Marca I can stop and get a good bottle of wine and we could go to my place if you like!" I look at him and give that look like are you a gentleman, are you going to be nice?
"Will I don't want anyone to know that I was at your place, I guess it want hurt just this once. But why don't I get the wine and I need to make one more stop and this will give you a few minutes to get your place cleaned up. I know you guys I bet you haven't taken the trash out in a week and I bet the bedroom is a mess your clothes are every where."
"Can you give me one hour and here is my address, I'm out of here!" (I just love a slick talking son-of-a-bitch. He is so smooth!)
I get to his place about 10 minutes late, but the smile on his face told me I was on time. We said our hellos and I was invited in. One bedroom apartment with a all male look, playboys on the coffee table. (I think that table has never seen a coffee cup, but lots of beer cans had left the rim stain on the wood) It was just after 3:00 PM and I had taken off my bra and thong when I stop and got gas after I made my stop at the OLE Wine Shop and Wlgreens, had to make sure I had my health aids.
I sat down in a over stuff chair I think it is called a laz-e-boy..what a piece of shit! But with the light from the window and my short dress and no panties, Bingo he got to see a view of the promise land and I don't think the boy is Jewish. I kept crossing my legs and the dress would ride up with each move and when I leaned over my 40DD got his eyes off my snapper and on to the hills. (He may go blind at anytime)
Lesson #769 Gentlemen this is how a lady gets undress without him knowing it.