The girls were sitting on the floor, eyes downcast in shame with me looking down on them.
"So, you watched HOW many porn videos?"
Momo and Sonja looked at each other and then held up both their hands. "This many," Momo said. Beside them, Chloe looked like she was about to cry.
I turned to Momo. "And I'm guessing you were the ringleader?"
"Ringleader?"
"It was your idea."
"We thought we could impress you by using the computer and you would give us cake."
It's pretty hard to stay mad when they're so damn cute.
"Had you actually stayed on YouTube after getting back to it, I would have been proud. Not proud enough to get you a cake, but proud. Instead, now I'm mad and you all need to be punished."
All the girls shied away, trying to make themselves look as small as possible. In truth, I knew that they would inevitably start messing around on my computer. I had been reluctant to let them use it for their reading lessons but it was the best solution. Among the dangers of them exposing their existence on the Internet, I really didn't like them looking at porn. I mean, sure, it was hard to imagine Momo and Sonja seeing anything on that website that we already hadn't done (besides anal of course), and Chloe certainly got an eyeful the other night, but I just didn't want to expose them to that. These girls are more than just my pets, they're like my kids, and like kids, they are dumb as dirt and easily impressionable. The last thing I needed was them asking for a gang-bang or seducing the mailman like the countless pool boys and pizza delivery guys of pornos past.
The question was how to punish them? A whap on the head with a newspaper might be enough, but Chloe was so fragile that it might traumatize her for life. But nor could I go easier on her than on Momo and Sonja.
"Ok, I've decided your punishment. No more head pats for the rest of the night."
The girls all gaped at me in horror. No petting or having their ears rubbed for the rest of the night? They might as well be left to sleep in the rain! They rushed to me just like when I first came through the door, crying into my pants.
"We're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!" they pleaded.
Crap, now I'm hurting. When a girl is crying against you, you of course want to touch her! Especially if there are three of them! Besides, I was so used to petting them I might need to take up smoking just so that I could keep my hands occupied.
"I know you are, and hopefully you'll learn not to mess with things you don't understand."
They hugged me even tighter, rubbing their heads against my legs. Crap, this was too much. I had to do something for them.
"So, you really liked using the computer?" They all looked up for me. "I taught you three how to make spaghetti and meatballs, remember? So, if you three make dinner, I'll show you how to use my computer properly." Wide grins crossed their faces, once again making me want to pat their heads. They rushed into the kitchen while I collapsed on the couch.
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"Ok, so I'll start by making you girls your own account. That way you won't go digging around in my bookmarks." The girls were crowded around me on the couch. I had Chloe on one side and Sonja on the other, with Momo lying above us on the top of the couch, purring in my ear.
I brought them onto their new account, with a blank desktop and generic galaxy background. All the girls awed at the picture.
"You like it? Well, if you want, I can show you how to get a different background. But we'll do that later. Ok, now what do you want to learn how to do first?"
"Can we watch porn?" Momo asked.
I gave a deep sigh. "You've all had more than enough porn for one day. What ELSE do you want to do?"
"We used that Google thing to look at pictures," Chloe said.
"Well then I'll show you what else Google can do." I brought up a browser window, showing them Google. "Ok, what do you girls want to know about?"
"You mean with pictures?" Sonja asked.
"No, I mean actually learn about. It's why I'm teaching you how to read. What interests you?"
"Playing," said Momo.
"We're not watching any more porn. Ok, since you love cake so much..." I typed it in and showed them the results.
"We can do that," said Sonja.
"Yeah, but you just looked at pictures. Here, you can read about it." I brought up the Wikipedia page. "See, this is called Wikipedia. It's like Google, it will tell you everything you want to know about whatever you're interested in. See, look at all this information." I scrolled through the page, and while the huge wall of words intimidated them, they were also interested. I then bookmarked the main page and showed them how to get to it.
"Ok, now you've been using YouTube for your reading lessons, but you can watch plenty of other movies."
"You mean like-"
"Momo, if you keep asking for porn, I won't give you any head pats tomorrow either." That shut her up. "Ok, I'll show you some things you might like." I showed them cat videos, dog videos, and mouse videos, each of them making the girls wiggle in excitement.
After that, I showed them a couple flash games websites, mainly old arcade games. Wikipedia, YouTube, and games, that's all I trusted them with as far as the Internet was concerned. I then showed them some applications like Photo Booth, Microsoft, and a few other things. Finally, I set up some strict parental controls.
"Ok, girls, that's all you need to know about the computer and you're now free to use it. However, I have rules. First rule: you are not allowed to eat or drink and use it. Second rule: no bringing it into the bathroom."
"But you do both those things," said Sonja.
"Because I know what I'm doing, you three don't. Third rule: no going outside with it. Fourth rule: You have to be ridiculously careful with it. Always carry it with both hands, keep it on the table, keep it charged, and close it if you're not using it. If it breaks or gets any damage, I'll give each of you a hard spanking."
"A spanking?" Chloe asked.
I clapped my hands together as loud as I could. "I'll do that to your butt, several times." Now that scared them. "Fifth and final rule: Unless you're all using it together, you're each limited to an hour use every day. If you behave well, I'll let you use it longer. Understood?" All the girls nodded. "Good, now let's go to bed. I'm exhausted."
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