Like every last Friday afternoon of the month, Luke was going to the surgery to have his bloods tested. It wasn't because he was ill, his parents were just very concerned about his health, almost to the point of paranoia. He was used to it since childhood so he didn't think much of it but it probably was one of the reasons why he was so anxious.
He sat in the waiting room for no more than two minutes when a nurse entered and called his name. Luke didn't recognise her despite being a regular visitor in the surgery. He would have surely remembered her, she was beautiful and had a very sexy body, curvy with firm breasts. Her eyes were dark and intense, her hair long and dark. She was wearing a white blouse and a short black skirt.
"I'm Luke," he said as he stood up and walked towards her. "Are you new here?"
"Yes Luke," she replied, "I started on Monday. My name is Hannah. Please follow me."
She led him to a room at the back of the hallway that he couldn't remember ever being in and asked him to sit down on a chair. Luke held his left arm stretched out towards her, underside up, so she could take the blood sample.
But instead of poking him with a needle, Hanna gave him a little plastic cup and said:
"Right, here you go!"
Luke was very confused.
"What do you mean? Aren't you gonna do my bloods?"
"Oh, has Dr. Mendoza not told you? We're doing a different test this time. It's a new method that is less intrusive. Since you have been poked so many times already, this is going to be a relief for your tortured arms."
"Ok," Luke said, "so you want me to spit in here?"
"Not... exactly," said Hanna, "we need a semen sample from you."
"A what!?" Luke yelled, "did you say semen?"
"Yup," Hanna confirmed, "I know this might sound weird at first but isn't it better than having a syringe being pushed into your veins? Just a small sample in here and you'll be on your way."
Luke was shocked at first but when he thought about it, he could see the point. Although he was used to the usual procedure, it surely wasn't something to look forward to. And a quick wank wouldn't be painful at all.
"Ok," he said, "why not. I'll bring out the sample when I'm done."
"Oh, I'm afraid I can't leave you unattended while you give the sample. Now get up and pull your pants down for me, will you?"
Luke was so baffled, he just obliged without even thinking about what was happening. He found himself standing with his pants down, limp little penis in his hand right next to gorgeous Hannah who had sat down to look through some paperwork. Her head was just inches away from his dick.
He started stroking but for what felt like eternity, nothing much happened. His penis was almost as limp as before. Luke just couldn't get himself to relax and think of anything arousing in this awkward situation.
"How are things over here?" Hannah asked, having a look at the sad state of Luke's efforts. "What is this?! Is that the best you can do?"
"I'm sorry!" Luke had never been more ashamed in his life. "I'm not used to doing this in front of a stranger." Or anyone really, he could have added.
